Welcome everyone. If you'd like to read more about 'In Akihabara...' then you are welcome to read more. (That sounds so wrong) Anyways, this episode is just for fun.
Ohohoho!! have I told you guys that the last chapter was the end of part one? oh yah, I haven't! silly me! anyhow, I'll write something soon.
And the characters here only remembers their lives in my story, k?
This is a talk show, with yours truly and the characters
behind my story!
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Audience: *Cheers and applauses*
Kimi-chan: Halo everybody! welcome to my first talk show!
Audience: *Cheers and applauses*
KC: Hey! I ain't done yet! now SSSHHHHHHH!!
Audiences: *shuts up*
KC: Anyways, let's get the show in the road!! Let's welcome our first guests, Yuuki Miaka er, Akaseikun Miaka.
Audience: *Claps* Yeah!!
Miaka: *Walks in while some odd music plays in* konnichiwa, minna-san! *Sits on the fancy chair*
Audience: Konnichiwa Miaka-san
KC: *Shudders* Miaka sorry, but the only language around here is English.
Miaka: Oh. Okay. Hi everyone!
Audience: Hi, Mi-
KC: *fuming* OKAY NOW SHUT UP! *relaxes and smiles* so let's begin. How are you Miaka? Are you doing well?
Miaka: I'm doing fine, Ki-chan!
KC: *mumbling* don't call me that * Brightens yet again* so Miaka, how did you get to Akihabara University? Not to mention Tokyo University. Are the entrance exams hard?
Miaka: Um, In Tokyo University, the exams are really hard. Luckily, I got seated next to a genius! It was very easy to cheat! Too bad Yui-chan didn't get in there as well!
KC: *sweatdrop*
Miaka: But it was really easy to get to Akihabara University! The exams there are practical thinking! No need for memorizing dates.
KC: will you be so kind as to give us a sample question?
Miaka: Sorry but I forgot the questions there. But I can remember one part! It was decoding or something!
KC: What did you do there?
Miaka: Decode.
KC: *rubs her temples* well that's all for my interview with Miaka! does anyone want to ask anything?
Audience member 1: Me! Me!
KC: Uh sure, please come closer to the mic.
AM 1: Hello. Er Miaka, will you marry me?
KC: 0__0
Miaka: Sorry. No can do. Otou-san told me not to marry anyone from the audience.
AM 1: aw... *heads back to his chair*
KC: *Raising an eyebrow* He said that ?
Miaka: *nods*
KC: Okay. say good bye to Miaka everyone!
Audience: Good-bye Miaka
KC: *shudders*. Okay, our next audience is Miaka's dad! Everyone, Let's welcome Touya!!!
Audience: *Upon seeing Touya, girls began to scream and swoon*
KC: Whatever
Touya: *enters waving audience with the smile that looks like those of Kenshin* Good evening!
Audience (ladies): *screams*
KC: nice to meet you Touya!
Touya: Nice to meet you too, Kimi-chan!
KC: So, Touya. What did it felt like when you learned that you were an heir of some big company?
Touya: It's alright.
KC: er, okay. So what's Miaka's mother's name?
Touya: Oh, it's *gets censored*
KC: *Looks up at the crew* what happened?
Crew 1: we have technical problems. the censoring machine keeps on censoring. We'll have to shut the machine down. Be careful on your words, boss.
KC: @#$%*$#&#&`\%&$($*@%*^@^$&%&#&%@#@#&#*^%*&^#%#$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, Touya --- Huh? Did anyone saw Touya.
Audience: He's gone.
KC: wait, he left a note
Audience 2: read it to us!!
KC: Dear Kimi-chan, sorry, but I had an emergency call. See you next time! A. Touya
Audience: Aw.
KC: That was lame. oh well. Our next guest is: Mr. Taka
Audience: Boo!!!!
KC: STOP THAT!!!!
Audience: *claps*
Taka: *Enters*
KC: Hello, Taka! Please take a seat.
Taka: *Sits*
KC: Relax, man! it's just a talk show. BythewaysorryformakingyouabadguysosorryIjusthadtodoitandsorryforbreakingyouawayfromMiakaiamreallysorry. So how are you?
Taka: *Smiles* I'm alright.
KC: Have you found a new girlfriend?
Taka: Actually I did!
KC: Ooh! What's her name? anyone I know?
Taka: She's Houki-sama. We decided to elope!
Audience: Gasp!
KC: *grins* How nice for you. Kindly be nice enough to invite me in the wedding. I'm sure I'll be there!
Taka: Of course! well, I have to run! Bye!
KC: Wait! I'm Not finish!
Taka: *has disappeared*
KC: ARGH! Anyway, our next guest is Ken!!!
Audience: *more screaming*
KC: Ishouldn'thavemadehimlookthatgood....
Ken: *Smiles at the audience. He was waving also*
KC: Ohmygosh!helookslikeagod!
Ken: Hello Kimi-chan! Hello everyone!
KC: *Drools*
Audience: *Drools*
Ken: Hello? are you guys sane?
KC: *Snaps out and starts talking sweetly* Ken, are you married? can I be your Barbie?
Ken: Oh sorry! I'm married.
KC: Oh yeah. Anyway, what does it feel to be an extra? Was it lame?
Ken: nah. I liked it. I get to see and work with my kids.
KC: *hormones are kicking in* How old are you Ken? When's your birthday? Where did you graduate? Did you study law? Do you have any pets??? Do you like ice cream??? What your favorite food? Your Favorite color? Do you like reading? When did your parents died? Were they happy???? Are you happy? is it alright if I become your secret wife? Can I? Can I?...
Ken: er, I think you're too young.
KC: don't be fooled Ken. I'm thirty! I only look like a teenager!
Ken's celphone: ring ring ring
KC: *snatches the horrid thing and threw it to the audience* No cell phones allowed!!!
AM 3: I got it!!! *swoons*
KC: *hugs Ken* marry me, Ken!!!! I promise I'll make a good wife!!!! I can cook, clean, and I have a good educational background. I'm perfect to be your wife!!!
Ken: *Nervously* er, I think I hear my boss calling me. See ya! *runs away from the studio*
KC: You're your own boss!! %@~%@! Anyway, Our next guest is : Sei!!!
Hotohori fans: *swoons and screams*
KC: *swoons and screams*
Sei: *Waves and sit down next to Kimi-chan*
KC: Hi Sei! *grasps his arm and stick a tongue to the audience* BEEEHDAAAAH!!!
Sei: Hi Kimi-chan! It's nice to finally see you.
KC: *flattered* you wanted to see me?!
Sei: well yes. You are, after al,l the author of this story.
KC: *blushing* ohohohohoho
Sei: So anyway, what am I here for?
KC: Well, you're going to be my partner... in life
Sei: They told me I'm here for an interview.
KC: Look carefully at the contract, honey.
Sei: * looks at the contract, gasps and faints*
KC: Oh honestly! oh well. you just sleep there in my lap, Sei-sama! *Laughs the laugh of Kodachi*
Audience (ladies): Can we have him???
KC: NO!
Audience: aw.
KC: But you can have the next guest. Say hello to Odou!!
Audience: *more screaming*
Odou: Onii-chan!!!!
KC: ack! Don't go and be Suboshi now!
Odou: Su-what?
KC: Never mind. Odou, what's it feel like to not have Miaka?
Odou: You mean I actually don't! I thought I'll have Miaka-san, and you'll have Onii-chan!!!!
KC: Settle down, boy. I'll make another fic, just so you can have your 'Miaka-san'
Odou: Hey! I'm older than you!
KC: They don't care about that. Anyway, Odou, you can have Miaka. Here's her locker keys, her car keys, and even her house keys, both her mother's and father's.
Odou: *evil grin* we're going to be good friends, Kimi-chan.
KC: *evil grin* better be. I'll be your sister in law soon. Anyway, Odou, are you intelligent, just like Chiriko?
Odou: Who?
KC: You know. that kid in FY. don't you watch that?
Odou: Er no.
KC: *sighs* So since Odou was our last guest, he will have the honor as to KISS our audience goodbye!
Audience (Females and homos): *screams*
KC: Here's a lip balm for you, Odou.
Audience member 4: wait! What happened to the interview with Hotohori-sama
Odou: Hoto-what?
KC: Oh, yeah. Let's just wake him up. *Smacks some drug inside Sei's mouth*
Sei: Where am I?
KC: You're still in the studio honey!
Sei: You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!!
KC: Ohohohoho!
Sei: I mean it! I want to marry you!!
KC: Slow down, man. How about the interview?
Sei: for you, my love, I shall do anything.
KC: Uh yeah. So Sei, did you really had feelings for Miaka?
Sei: Miaka? I know no such name!
KC: Okay, then what does it feels like to be the reincarnation of Hotohori?
Sei and Odou: Hoto-what?
KC: Okay. Well then what does it feels like to be the grand champion of some kendo tournament.
Sei: it feels lovely, but it cannot compare to how I feel for you.
KC: What about you Odou? did you won anything?
Odou: I only won in quiz bees and such.
KC: Are you in the honor roll?
Odou: I'm the batch's valedictorian.
KC: Wow, that is so nice.
Odou: Thank you.
KC: can you help me with my chemistry homework?
Odou: No. I have my own homework.
KC: is your brother also a valedictorian?
Odou: yes.
KC: Honey, will you help me with my homework?
Sei: Of course my love, anything for you.
KC: That's all folks! Go kiss them now, Odou.
Odou: !!!!!
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That's all for now. Let's just see what will happen in part two! Happy reading!!!!!!!!
