Kidnapped
By Fishy & Dottie
~*~*~*~ Fishy's Adventure beginning ~*~*~*~
Fishy falls down through the portal and lands in a forest. She stares at her magical pants.
Fishy: Hey Fru Fru. What's up?
Fred: *sarcastic* Why do you have to be menstruating today? It smells, and you might stain me!
Fishy: why do I even ask? Wait, this is Fred, isn't it?
Fred: it's Fru Fru.
Fishy: Hi Fred!
(A/N: Fred is a pair of pants that Fishy is wearing. They are magical pants made out of a man who was working at a factory and tripped and got sewn into the pants then became the pants *twilight zone music*. Oh and another thing is Fru Fru is the quiet belt.)
Fred is about to say something when someone walks out of the forest.
Miroku: oh, hello. . . DEMON!
Fishy: uh. . . I'm sorry, what?
Miroku: DEMON!!!
Fishy: AAAH, WHERE?!
Fishy jumps into Miroku's arms. He seems surprised.
Miroku: wait, you're not a demon?
Fishy: no. I happen to have a skin condition. I would appreciate it if you didn't ask, it's a very touchy subject. And as for my hair paint fell on it and I can't get it out.
Fred: watch the hands buddy!
Miroku: excuse me? Did you just say that?
Fishy: I'm sorry, I have a gastric intestinal problem.
Miroku: what?
Fred: all I'm saying is move your hand farther up her back!
Miroku: who's saying that?! Is someone here?
Fishy: I have a flatulence problem.
Miroku: what is this word 'flatulence'?
Fishy: I fart a lot! *Farts loudly and clearly*
Fred: I can vouch for that!
Miroku: *drops Fishy in disgust* eew.
Fishy: don't hate me because I'm smelly!
Miroku and Fishy speak with one another for a while and then he takes her back to the village. On the way this happens.
Miroku reaches his hand towards Fishy's butt. She is oblivious.
Miroku: *fart noise and a growl* aaaaahhhhhh!
Miroku pulls his hand back with a few sewing needles embedded in it.
Miroku: what did your ass do to my hand?! Now it's painful AND stinky!!!
Fishy: think of me as a porcupine. And you knew I had a fart problem.
Miroku: what's a porcupine?
Fishy: it hurts.
Fred: how dare you feel up my ass!
Fru Fru: I thought about shooting him.
Fishy: that wouldn't have been fair!
Miroku: whatever. Let's just keep going.
They continue off to the village . . .
By Fishy & Dottie
~*~*~*~ Fishy's Adventure beginning ~*~*~*~
Fishy falls down through the portal and lands in a forest. She stares at her magical pants.
Fishy: Hey Fru Fru. What's up?
Fred: *sarcastic* Why do you have to be menstruating today? It smells, and you might stain me!
Fishy: why do I even ask? Wait, this is Fred, isn't it?
Fred: it's Fru Fru.
Fishy: Hi Fred!
(A/N: Fred is a pair of pants that Fishy is wearing. They are magical pants made out of a man who was working at a factory and tripped and got sewn into the pants then became the pants *twilight zone music*. Oh and another thing is Fru Fru is the quiet belt.)
Fred is about to say something when someone walks out of the forest.
Miroku: oh, hello. . . DEMON!
Fishy: uh. . . I'm sorry, what?
Miroku: DEMON!!!
Fishy: AAAH, WHERE?!
Fishy jumps into Miroku's arms. He seems surprised.
Miroku: wait, you're not a demon?
Fishy: no. I happen to have a skin condition. I would appreciate it if you didn't ask, it's a very touchy subject. And as for my hair paint fell on it and I can't get it out.
Fred: watch the hands buddy!
Miroku: excuse me? Did you just say that?
Fishy: I'm sorry, I have a gastric intestinal problem.
Miroku: what?
Fred: all I'm saying is move your hand farther up her back!
Miroku: who's saying that?! Is someone here?
Fishy: I have a flatulence problem.
Miroku: what is this word 'flatulence'?
Fishy: I fart a lot! *Farts loudly and clearly*
Fred: I can vouch for that!
Miroku: *drops Fishy in disgust* eew.
Fishy: don't hate me because I'm smelly!
Miroku and Fishy speak with one another for a while and then he takes her back to the village. On the way this happens.
Miroku reaches his hand towards Fishy's butt. She is oblivious.
Miroku: *fart noise and a growl* aaaaahhhhhh!
Miroku pulls his hand back with a few sewing needles embedded in it.
Miroku: what did your ass do to my hand?! Now it's painful AND stinky!!!
Fishy: think of me as a porcupine. And you knew I had a fart problem.
Miroku: what's a porcupine?
Fishy: it hurts.
Fred: how dare you feel up my ass!
Fru Fru: I thought about shooting him.
Fishy: that wouldn't have been fair!
Miroku: whatever. Let's just keep going.
They continue off to the village . . .
