Kidnapped

By Fishy & Dottie

~*~*~*~ Off to see the . . . Dottie ~*~*~*~

Dottie falls on her butt in the middle of Makai.

Dottie: Fishy? *Eyes water* where are you *starts crying* I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!

At that moment odd bushman jumps out of the bush.

Bushman: I will curse you with the speaking bug lingerie!!!
Dottie: I'm sorry what?
Bushman: TAKE THIS FOUL BURNT LIGHTBULB!!!
Dottie: I'm sorry, I can't hear you without my glasses.

The Bushman raises a stick with a mason jar full of bugs glued on the end. Suddenly he smashes the mason jar on the ground and the bugs fly at Dottie. She just sits and cries.

Dottie: I CAN'T SEE!!!

The bugs crawl their way under her clothes then disappear into her lingerie. Suddenly the Bushman runs away and tears his loincloth off.

Dottie: that was disturbing. . . AAAAHHHH ITCHY BUTT!!! ITCHY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dottie just drags her butt along the ground. Her plaid skirt just flies up. She stops.

Dottie: ahh, much better.
Groom: *From underneath her skirt/garter* wow, this is comfy
Dottie: oh god! The voices are back!!!
Billy: *from left suspender* ooh, comfy. Wow, you have soft boobs!
Bob: *from right suspender* yeah, really soft!
Dottie: who the hell is groping me!

Dottie looks around frantically to see if anyone was around.

Joanne: *from bra* don't worry; we're just your new magical bug lingerie. I'm Joanne, you're new bra!
Rita: *from underpants* and I'm Rita, your new underpants! I'll never leave you!
Dottie: how do I pee?
Rita: I'm like a diaper!
Dottie: how do I go number two?
Rita: I'm like a diaper!
Dottie: what do I do about my period?
Rita: I'm like a diaper! Except it disappears so you don't hafta worry about rashes.
Groom: I swear you people are all idiots.
Dottie: *lifts up skirt* THERE ARE SO MANY VOICES!!! Hey wait, are you in my garter?
Groom: and a gentleman to boot!
Billy/Bob: and we like your boobs!
Dottie: *now stares at suspenders* wow. . . weird. . . I thought my boobs were talking to me for a second. * Looks like she's speaking to her boobs* so where did you come from?

After a while Dottie learns that bugs had cursed her lingerie. The same bugs that the Bushman had set upon her. They had enchanted her bra (Joanne), underpants (Rita), garter (Groom), and each of her suspenders (Billy and Bob).

Dottie: do you guys know where I am?
Joanne: I'm not that smart.
Billy/Bob: no.
Rita: I can't even see.
Groom: I think we're in the Makai.
Dottie: *sniff* I miss Fishy. *Starts bawling* I FEEL SO LOST WITHOUT HER!!!
Joanne: oh, there, there. You have us now! Forever and for always!
Billy: I have a quick question, why is your hair green with a streak of blue? I mean your boobs don't feel like demon boobs per say.
Dottie: oh, well it's sun damage. I burned my hair so bad one time that it all got singed off and then it grew back in weird colors. And the reason for the streaks is that I pulled some of it out there and it grew back that color. I can't really do anything about it.
Rita: wow, that's gotta be embarrassing.
Bob: but you're pink!? Your skin is bright pink woman!
Dottie: oh, yeah I got wet with this one outfit and the colors leaked into my skin and it's been that way for about six years.
Groom: what misfortunes you've had.
Dottie: I don't know, I kinda like it this way. But what do I do now? I gotta find Fishy. But I can't do that on my own. Hey! Maybe I can find someone to help me!
Groom: there are a few demons around here. Maybe you could enlist their help.
Dottie: enlist . . . hm. . . I don't know how drawing on them is going to help?
Rita: he means ask them for help.
Dottie: well why didn't ya say so!