Kidnapped

By Fishy & Dottie

With Fishy

Miroku: *from ground* How the shit did you do that?!
Fishy: Do what? Whoa! He's all. . .on the ground. . .
Miroku: Yeah, no shit! Kagome! What the hell is going on?!
Fishy: Dude, anger management. I'm sorry, kay?
Miroku: grrrr. ..
Kagome: I don't know. . .he doesn't have one of those necklaces things on him, does he?
Keade: Doesn't look like it. . .hm. . .
Miroku: Can we fix it?
Kagome: SIT YOU ASSWHOLE! Sorry Inu Yasha. I dunno, Fishy, what did you do to Miroku.
Inu Yasha: Apologizing doesn't help the pain, does it bitch?
Kagome: I said I'm sorry.
Fishy: Hey, izat a sword that guy has? *peering at Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: *defensive* It's MY sword!
Fishy: Oh really? I want it. *narrows eyes*
Inu Yasha: NO!

Suddenly Sesshoumaru walks through the door, and starts shouting something about too much sake and Tetsusaiga

Sesshoumaru: *slurs* Give me the sword Inu Yasha
Fishy: Drunk and disorderly! I'll have to take him in!
Sesshoumaru: Wha...?

Fishy grabs Sesshomaru's hands and walks into a continently placed portal right next to her that also, continently enough, lead to Ningenkai and it closed right after her.

Inu Yasha: YES! I finally got rid of him!

*~*~*~*~*~In Ningenkai~*~*~*~*~*

Two black portals open up from the ceiling of Fishy and Dottie's house and they both fall into the house with Touya, Jin, and Sesshomaru.

Dottie: FISHY?! IS IT REALLY YOU!
Fishy: Yo.
Dottie: *runs up and hugs Fishy* oh my god! I've missed you so!
Fishy: uh, yeah. *pats her on the back*
Jin: So, that's Fishy. So I'll be going now then. Come on Touya.

Touya and Jin both edge towards the door.

Dottie: *suddenly turns nasty* NO! YOU WON'T LEAVE! YOU HAVE TO STAY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *another breath* HA- HA- *out of breath* ha- *passes out on floor*
Fishy: guess she outdid herself again...
Jin: well, we'll just be going then.
Dottie: *pops up from floor* oh no ya won't! I have plans for you.

Sesshomaru just watches as Dottie ties the two to chairs. Dottie looks to Sesshomaru.

Fishy: oh, don't worry. You don't need to tie this one up. He's already drunk. Just lock the door.
Dottie: whatever you say! *goes to lock door*
Fishy: okay! ... what do we do now?
Dottie: um... I don't think THAT far ahead.
Fishy: so, you have no idea what we're supposed to be doing?
Dottie: nope. Not really!
Touya: um, if you don't know what you're doing could you just let us go?
Dottie: NO! I just have to think a little!
Fishy: let's brainstorm!

Both sit there for a while.

Dottie: I got nothing...
Fishy: weren't we supposed to like, torture them or something?
Dottie: no, I like this house. And as much as I like fire it doesn't seem appropriate.
Fishy: let me define 'torture' for you dear: pain and suffering towards another for pleasure of the torturer.
Dottie: hm. I coulda sworn it meant something else. But okay!
Fishy: ooh! I have an idea! Pick me, pick me!

A/N: do you wish to find out what happens next time? You'll have to review for it!