More Than a Handful

Dedicated to Elli

Chapter One

"Oh Jack," said Elli romantically. "Oh Elli," said Jack. They were at a fair a little while away from Mineral Town and had just come off of the Ferris wheel. It was 8:00 at night and it looked so beautiful with the dark sky and the colorful lights from the Ferris wheel. They stared at each other for a few seconds. Finally their faces got closer and closer together and they started kissing wildly. "Mmmmm... Mmmmm," they smooched. "Jack, will you be with me forever?!" asked Elli. "Sure! We'll be together from right now 'till the day we die!" said Jack romantically. Jack grabbed Elli's huge knockers. "Jack... Isn't that a little too intense," asked Elli. "No, it's just for beginners!" exclaimed Jack. "Oh," said Elli. "You've got more than a handful there!" exclaimed Jack. After about an hour, Elli and Jack headed over to Mother hill. To Jack's surprise Elli took his hand and put it up her shirt. "You sure y'O.K. whit that?" "Yes," said Elli, as her hair was blowing in the wind. "Youze sure are beautiful," said Jack.

To Be Continued