[This song parody contains spoilers. To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On"]

I've been having strange dreams
"Is any of this real?"
That is how you know I'm the One

From "Destiny Islands"
Oh, that was real subtle
Giant spiky hair is the bomb

Near, far, under dying stars
I believe Kingdom Hearts will go on
Once more, you opened the door
What, were you raised in a barn?
Kingdom Hearts go on and on

Eat a Paupu one time
And love lasts a lifetime
Aphrodisiacs for the young

Riku's quite the player
No bishounen feyer
All the fan girls flash him their thong

One sky and one destiny
I believe Kingdom Hearts will go on
One ring – wait, that's some movie
Without Donald and Goofy
Kingdom Hearts will go on and on

Kairi pulled away from me
Ansem burned when the lights all came on
I'll slay with this giant key
Riku's been slipped the Mickey
Kingdom Hearts go on and on...

Notes:

Update 08/27/04 – Retooled some lines and fixed the spelling errors that have been bugging me since I first wrote this son of a gun.

So, that was fun to write! Except for the part where I had to listen to
Celline Dion's emotional ballad fifty thousand times – but from great pain
comes great art. So I must not have been in much pain, neh?

The idea actually came to me as I awoke from a nap, thus proving that my
subconscious has the emotional maturity of a twelve year-old girl.

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