Title: Gibbs' Wild Goose
Author: JennUkes
Rating: G
Summary: Gibbs gets in on the April Fool's Day fun
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I don't own them, nor did I create them, but I borrowed them for the fun of it and to escape work for a short time. I intend no copyright infringement.
There was about two hours left of the day when Gibbs called out, "Grab your gear!"
Gibbs' cursed cell rang at the truck. He sighed, rolled his eyes, and responded, "Yes, sir. " He turned to his team. "Kate, get photos; Tony get sketches and measurements; Abby collect trace."
It took them over an hour to find the place; it was in the middle of no where. They all thought it odd that there were no other LEO's around.
Abby was the one to find it and she called the team over in an amused voice.
"He is so dead." Abby stated as they all stared at the body of a wild goose with a note that simply read 'April Fools! From the King'.
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Title: His Goose is Cooked
Author: JennUkes
Rating: G
Summary: Payback for the Goose (double drabble)
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I don't own them, nor did I create them, but I borrowed them for the fun of it and to escape work for a short time. I intend no copyright infringement.
"We need to do something," Kate stated, staring at the goose.
Abby's grin turned evil. "I think we need to do as Gibbs said. Kate- pictures. Tony- measurements and sketches. I have trace. Ducky has the body. We will create witness reports, suspects, the whole nine yards."
Kate's eyes lit up. "And I am cooking his goose- literally!"
Tony and Ducky looked at each other, then at the two females, and nodded their ascent as the evilness of the day infected them all.
So they spent hours on scene, until they were sure Gibbs had left the office. Then, they returned to the office and spent the night creating the case, writing witness statements, evidence reports, an autopsy report, creating suspects and finally the closed case report because their suspect, LJ Goose, had confessed to the crime.
Gibbs walked in the next morning to find the bullpen empty and a pile of files and a covered dish on his desk.
He laughed out loud as he began to read the reports his team had generated. The covered dish had a note in Kate's scrawl. "Your goose is cooked." Inside was the body of a goose, literally cooked.
Author: JennUkes
Rating: G
Summary: Gibbs gets in on the April Fool's Day fun
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I don't own them, nor did I create them, but I borrowed them for the fun of it and to escape work for a short time. I intend no copyright infringement.
There was about two hours left of the day when Gibbs called out, "Grab your gear!"
Gibbs' cursed cell rang at the truck. He sighed, rolled his eyes, and responded, "Yes, sir. " He turned to his team. "Kate, get photos; Tony get sketches and measurements; Abby collect trace."
It took them over an hour to find the place; it was in the middle of no where. They all thought it odd that there were no other LEO's around.
Abby was the one to find it and she called the team over in an amused voice.
"He is so dead." Abby stated as they all stared at the body of a wild goose with a note that simply read 'April Fools! From the King'.
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Title: His Goose is Cooked
Author: JennUkes
Rating: G
Summary: Payback for the Goose (double drabble)
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I don't own them, nor did I create them, but I borrowed them for the fun of it and to escape work for a short time. I intend no copyright infringement.
"We need to do something," Kate stated, staring at the goose.
Abby's grin turned evil. "I think we need to do as Gibbs said. Kate- pictures. Tony- measurements and sketches. I have trace. Ducky has the body. We will create witness reports, suspects, the whole nine yards."
Kate's eyes lit up. "And I am cooking his goose- literally!"
Tony and Ducky looked at each other, then at the two females, and nodded their ascent as the evilness of the day infected them all.
So they spent hours on scene, until they were sure Gibbs had left the office. Then, they returned to the office and spent the night creating the case, writing witness statements, evidence reports, an autopsy report, creating suspects and finally the closed case report because their suspect, LJ Goose, had confessed to the crime.
Gibbs walked in the next morning to find the bullpen empty and a pile of files and a covered dish on his desk.
He laughed out loud as he began to read the reports his team had generated. The covered dish had a note in Kate's scrawl. "Your goose is cooked." Inside was the body of a goose, literally cooked.
