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HEY HARRY AGAIN.

Mr Moony once again informs a very forgetful 'Harry' we haven't a clue in hell who you are.

Mr Prongs agrees and wishes to know why 'Harry' keeps coming when we don't know him.

ITS PRONGS JR..

Mr Padfoot wishes to know where Harry went.

IM HARRY..

Mr Prongs asks if you have a split personality?

SHUT UP.

Mr Padfoot thinks we have annoyed this boy enough. on this subject any way. Mr Moony agrees, it is losing its appeal.

GOOD IT WAS VERY ANNOYING.

Mr Prongs wishes to know how Prongs Jr is?

Mr Padfoot wishes to know why Mr Prongs wants to know how Prongs Jr is.

Mr Prongs says this is because he's his son and he needs to take some interest.

Mr Padfoot says ohhhhhhhhhh.

Mr Moony says let the boy speak!!

THANKS I'M FINE, JUST HAD A LOVELY DETENTION WITH SNAPE THOUGH. NOT THE BEST WAY TO SPEND FRIDAY NIGHT.

Mr Padfoot agrees and wishes to ask how the hell that slimy, greasy git ever became a teacher.

ME TOO.

Mr Moony wishes to know what he teaches.

WELL POTIONS BUT HE WANTS THE DEFENCE JOB. HE WAS FURIOUS WHEN YOU GOT IT!!

Mr Moony says haa.

Mr Prongs wishes to know whether Prongs Jr likes Potions?

HELL NO!! SNAPE HATES ME FOR SOME REASON COUGH*PRONGS*COUGH

Mr Prongs wishes to know what his Pronglet means?

ERM YOU HATED HIM HE HATED YOU HE HATES ME.

Mr Padfoot says ohh you made life bad for your son, naughty Prongs.

Mr Prongs apologises greatly and asks if what other teachers are there?

ERM MCGONAGALL.

Mr Prongs says ahh Minnie, my favourite teacher at Hoggie Wartie Hogwarts.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Mr Padfoot says, no I believe I am!!

Mr Prongs says that is an old joke

Mr Moony agrees he's only heard it one million times.

ME TOO AND I ONLY KNEW HIM A FEW YEARS!!

Mr Prongs says it is a very over used joke.

Mr Padfoot says ahh never mind. Wait have what do you get if you combine an elephant and a rhino

I DUNNO..

Mr Padfoot says nearly, any more guesses?

Mr Moony says no I have never heard this joke before in my life

Mr Prongs says cough*liar*cough.

Mr Padfoot says no one got it? Elifino. hell if I know. get it. that always cracks me up!!

OK. I GOTTA GO NICE TAKING TO YOU ILL BE BACK!!