Chapter 6: The Best Friend

HEY ITS ME.

Mr Prongs says hello me.

Mr Padfoot says just say your name.

Mr Moony says Mr Padfoot is in a funny mood ignore him, we all do.

OK ITS PRONGS JR.

Mr Padfoot squeals in sarcastic delight and says Hello my little Pronglet, how many people have we corrupted today?

AAH NONE YET, ALTHOUGH IM GETTING NEARER WITH RON.

Mr Prongs wishes to know more about this 'Ron'

Mr Moony agrees, he would like to know about Harry's friends.

Mr Padfoot slaps Mr moony upside the head, and says its Prongs Jr, we don't recognise them unless they have nicknames 'member?

Mr Moony rubs his head and apologises.

OK. WELL RON IS A WEASLEY, RED HAIR, FRECKLES AND BROWN EYES. HE HAD A RAT CALLED SCABBERS, WHO SURPRISE SURPRISE WAS PETTIGREW IN ANIMAGI FORM, AND WE KINDA ... YOU KNOW THE STORY OF THIRD YEAR...

Mr Moony wishes to know if he is the son of Authur?

Mr Padfoot says I remember him, him and a girl called Molly were Head boy and Girl when we arrived for our First Year.

Mr Prongs remembers... was Molly by any chance his mother?

YEAH MRS WEASLEY IS GREAT, I GO ROUND MOST SUMMERS.

Mr Prongs is glad you have a mother figure in your life.

Mr Padfoot sniffs, aah Prongsises is getting all sentimental again.

Mr Moony wishes to now if Ron has any brothers or sisters?

OF COURSE HE DOES HE HAS 5 BROTHERS, BILL., CHARLIE, PERCY, FRED AND GEORGE AND A YOUNGER SISTER, GINNY.

Mr Padfoot says bloody hell, they got enough kids?

UMM RON DOESN'T REALLY LIKE HAVING LOADS OF SIBLINGS, HE LOVES THEM ALL BUT HE DON'T LIKE IT. FRED AND GEORGE ARE APPARENTLY THIS GENERATIONS MARAUDERS, THEY WORSHIP YOU!!

Mr Prongs thinks its nice to be appreciated.

Mr Padfoot agrees, and wipes a tear away from his eye.

Mr Moony is curious to how they know of us.

OH YOU LOT ARE LEGENDS, AND THEY GOT THE MARAUDRS MAP FORM FILCH AFTER IT GOT CONFISCTAED BY FILCH IN YOUR LAST YEAR.

Mr Padfoot wonders how they figured out how touse it.

Mr Prongs agrees, it is quite a challenge you have to know the EXACT words.

THEY DID IT SOME HOW, PROBABLY SOME OBSCURE CHARM THAT REVEALS SECRETS OR SOMETHING.

Mr Moony agrees and wonders if anyone has ever been insulted by the map? That is a recent addition we put in.

Mr Padfoot is rolling on the floor laughing at some of the insults he put in the map.

YEAH, I KNOW SNAPE HAS, IT DID IT RIGHT IN FORNT OF ME AND PROFESSOR LUPIN, HE THROUGH IT IN THE FIRE.

Mr Moony is curious to how he reacted.

IT WAS WEIRD YOU WERE REALLY CALM AND YOU MADE UP A GOOD LIE AND GOT IT BACK OFF THE SLIMY GIT.

Mr Prongs is glad that Prongs Jr has it, and wonders if he has the cloak?

Mr Padfoot says I love that cloak, had some very memorable pranks under that thing.

YEAH I HAVE IT, DUMBLEDORE GAVE ME IT.

Mr Prongs says he just gave you it? No questions asked?

WELL HE SENT ME IT FOR CHRISTMAS IN OUR FIRST YEAR AND DID IT ANONYMOUSLY BUT IT WAS REALLY OBVIOUS.

Mr Padfoot agrees, that man is very strange.

I NEVER SAID HE WAS STRANGE...

Mr Prongs believes you implied it though...

OK IVE GOTTA GO BEFORE YOU MANIPULATE ME EVEN MORE... I WAS THINKING COULD RON COME AND TALK TO YOU ONE TIME? HE'S BEEN DESPERATE SINCE I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT.

Mr Prongs says of course, any friend of Harr... Prongs Jrs' is a friend of ours.

Mr Moony adds although if you become friends with Snape it may be another question...

Mr Padfoot agrees very very much.

NO DANGER OF THAT, SEEYA!!

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