Chapter 7: Mr ... Ron?

HEY ITS ME PRONGS JR... I BROUGHT RON HERE IS THAT OK?

Mr Prongs says of course!!

Mr Padfoot says... maybe

Mr... Ron says hi.

Mr Moony says hello!!

Mr Prongs says, he he Mr Ron?

Mr Padfoot agrees, that is a stupid name.

Mr Ron says, hey you got a better idea

WHAT ABOUT CARROT TOP?

Mr Ron says Harry shut up.

Mr Prongs says stop fighting you sound like me and Paddy.

Mr Padfoot agrees and sighs.

Mr Moony adds, poor you taking after James and Sirius.

Mr Padfoot thinks it is better than taking after you Wolf-boy.

Mr Moony says SNUFFLES!!

I know its late but im sorry, and ta to ne1 who reviewed I really appreciate it!! And plz do it agen!! Mr Padfoot is going to kill Prongs Jr for teaching him that one.

Mr Prongs says keep your death threats to yourself

Mr Padfoot sighs and wants to know some of the dirt on Prongs Jr he wouldn't of told us.

HEY THAT IS NOT FAIR.

Mr Prongs sighs, Prongs Jr, you have been slightly hesitant on the information you give, us you don't really talk about yourself or girls or anything.

Mr Ron says he hates talking about himself, he's a modest git and too stubborn for his own good.

I AM NOT, RON ILL THROW YOU OFF IF YOU KEEP TELLING THEM CRAP LIKE THAT.

Mr Padfoot thinks Prongs Jr is getting a little angry. Does he have a temper?

Mr Ron says hell yes, he trashed Dumbledore's office last year, and this year he stood up to Snape!!

Mr Moony thinks Prongs Jr is getting a bit mad now.

I AM IM GONNA CURSE RON INTO NEXT BLOODY WEEK IF HE DOESN'T STOP SPOUTING CRAP LIKE THAT.

Mr Prongs says why?

WELL...

Mr Ron thinks Prongs Jr isn't' showing these nice imaginary people his real self.

SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PHILOSOPHER?

Mr Ron thinks Trelawney is having an effect on me.

Mr Padfoot is sorry to interrupt, but he wants more 'crap' from Ron. Is he a good flyer?

Mr Ron says hell yes, he was picked for Seeker on the Gryffindor team in his first year.

RON I'M WARNING YOU...

Mr Moony wishes to know if he is a good dueler?

Mr Padfoot thinks he's better.

Mr Prongs says you are a big headed, arrogant prick.

Mr Moony thinks that that is actually Tiger Lily's description of you.

Mr Ron says anyway, he's an excellent dueler, battled You-Know-Who himself and got away alive.

Messers' Moony, Padfoot and Prongs are astonished, and are very proud of their little Pronglet.

Mr Ron says I don't think the stubborn git is talking to us.

Mr Prongs agrees, but says, we need to know more about Harry, he only tells us so much, we only want to get to know you... sort of better.

Mr Ron says that they have a very good point, and he hits Harry around the head for being an idiot.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

Mr Padfoot sighs, you weren't talking to us.

SORRY, I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT HERMIONE WOULD SAY IF SHE KNEW WHAT WE WERE DOING

Mr Prongs says, ooh this Hermione is the one young Ronald here fancies isn't it Harry?

YEP.

Mr Ron says, Harry you better run. Now. Fast.

OH BUGGER HE'S FAST I NEED A HEAD START SEEYA.... IF I LIVE.

Mr Ron says, oh you won't sorry I'm killing your only son.

Mr Prongs says that he wishes you wouldn't but wonders if you will talk to us again?

Mr Ron nods, yeah will do, but Harry will probably get 'Mione on here first.

Mr Moony says ahh young love

Mr Padfoot thinks you are in denial my friend.

Mr Ron says god, not you too, I don't love Hermione.

Mr Padfoot says, cough*yeahright*cough

Mr Prongs says, I thought you were killing my son?

Mr Ron says, oh yeah.... see you - talk to you soon, bye!