Real Life 2
Klinger, Margaret, Radar, Frank
"My gosh, they have me falling for Hawkeye in 99% of these stories...what do they know?" the blonde haired woman huffed.
"Oh come on Loretta, don't act like nothing ever happened." The shorter man grinned. "All of these people got my character down perfect; I was such a sweetheart wasn't I?"
"Of course you were, you were Radar, the farm boy with good manners, and I was the psycho who wore dresses, boy I never lived that one down." The man shrugged, flipping a page.
"Live that down? Try living down the person every one hated. But at least every once in a while there's a story or two which makes me sound human...there was even one I read that's very redemptive!"
"I read one earlier where you shot Hawkeye...bet that's not the redemptive one!" the blonde woman laughed.
"Oh blow it out your rear" He scoffed. "Just kidding darling." He tried to redeem himself.
"Oh quit trying to be redemptive!" She crumbled of a piece of paper and threw it at him.
He flinched slightly, and opened his mouth in response but...
"Ya know what I just realized? I'm not in enough of these. I mean everyone once in a while of course, but I'm hardly ever a main character, what a pity." Jamie said shaking his head.
"I thought you brought a lot to the show, so much humor! You were great. When I read these stories, you may not have huge parts, but you add a great character to them all!" The shorter man added, as he continued on his reading.
"Thanks Gary!" He said nodding his head and picking up another manuscript.
"Bet Mike, Alan and Bill got a big kick out of these; I gotta remind myself to thank them for sending them to us." Gary said with a smile.
"We're gonna have to send them alone to Wayne, Harry and good ole David." The woman said nodding her head.
"I sure bet the writers would have loved some of this stuff." Jamie replied.
"Especially this one here Larry, where Hawkeye and Margaret are getting married and you do everything you can to stop it!" Gary smiled.
"Oh right, like any of this stuff would happen in real life." Larry replied.
"It's fiction Frank!" the blonde woman returned.
"You just called me Frank, Loretta!"
"Woops sorry, got a little caught up in the moment." She shrugged.
"Sheesh, I sure hope these people know that I'm not actually like Frank Burns at all."
"Oh they have to know that Larry, I mean to play a role like you did, you had to be very very talented." Gary came again with another compliment.
"Hey guys, could we hush for al little bit, I'm really getting into this one." Jamie grinned.
"What's it about?" Gary asked.
"I'm not sure exactly yet, but it's called Slash, I think it must be some city in Korea."
--THE END!
AN: I am not a fan of slash, but I added that line in for a little humor. Yeah, I'll continue, one maybe two more. Please let me know what ya thought and even if you'd like to see some more. Thanks and take care –TLH ‡
"My gosh, they have me falling for Hawkeye in 99% of these stories...what do they know?" the blonde haired woman huffed.
"Oh come on Loretta, don't act like nothing ever happened." The shorter man grinned. "All of these people got my character down perfect; I was such a sweetheart wasn't I?"
"Of course you were, you were Radar, the farm boy with good manners, and I was the psycho who wore dresses, boy I never lived that one down." The man shrugged, flipping a page.
"Live that down? Try living down the person every one hated. But at least every once in a while there's a story or two which makes me sound human...there was even one I read that's very redemptive!"
"I read one earlier where you shot Hawkeye...bet that's not the redemptive one!" the blonde woman laughed.
"Oh blow it out your rear" He scoffed. "Just kidding darling." He tried to redeem himself.
"Oh quit trying to be redemptive!" She crumbled of a piece of paper and threw it at him.
He flinched slightly, and opened his mouth in response but...
"Ya know what I just realized? I'm not in enough of these. I mean everyone once in a while of course, but I'm hardly ever a main character, what a pity." Jamie said shaking his head.
"I thought you brought a lot to the show, so much humor! You were great. When I read these stories, you may not have huge parts, but you add a great character to them all!" The shorter man added, as he continued on his reading.
"Thanks Gary!" He said nodding his head and picking up another manuscript.
"Bet Mike, Alan and Bill got a big kick out of these; I gotta remind myself to thank them for sending them to us." Gary said with a smile.
"We're gonna have to send them alone to Wayne, Harry and good ole David." The woman said nodding her head.
"I sure bet the writers would have loved some of this stuff." Jamie replied.
"Especially this one here Larry, where Hawkeye and Margaret are getting married and you do everything you can to stop it!" Gary smiled.
"Oh right, like any of this stuff would happen in real life." Larry replied.
"It's fiction Frank!" the blonde woman returned.
"You just called me Frank, Loretta!"
"Woops sorry, got a little caught up in the moment." She shrugged.
"Sheesh, I sure hope these people know that I'm not actually like Frank Burns at all."
"Oh they have to know that Larry, I mean to play a role like you did, you had to be very very talented." Gary came again with another compliment.
"Hey guys, could we hush for al little bit, I'm really getting into this one." Jamie grinned.
"What's it about?" Gary asked.
"I'm not sure exactly yet, but it's called Slash, I think it must be some city in Korea."
--THE END!
AN: I am not a fan of slash, but I added that line in for a little humor. Yeah, I'll continue, one maybe two more. Please let me know what ya thought and even if you'd like to see some more. Thanks and take care –TLH ‡
