Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, or Sailor Usagi (that would be my friend). I don't own ANYTHING ELSE EITHER! Except my Oreos, which I am going to give to Sailor Usagi! *Munch munch*

AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!

Annie is Sailor Usagi. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.

What Happens When....

Chapter Two: We Meet the Cast of Inuyasha

Annie: Thank you Sailor Pluto!

Tessa: Yeah! What she said!

Annie: -_- for a second I thought you had a brain.

Sailor Pluto: It's no problem. Just call me when you want to go somewhere else!

Tessa: ^_^ OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: Sayonara!

Tessa: Bye!

Sailor Pluto: Ja! *Disappears through time portal*

Annie: Funny, I don't see them anywhere.

Tessa: LOOK! THERE'S INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: *looks at Tessa and Annie from bottom of tree trunk* who are you?

Tessa: I'm Tessa!!!!!! Or Sailor

Annie: *jabs Tessa in stomach* I'm Annie!

Tessa: I'm a Neko Hanyou!

Annie: I'm a Usagi Hanyou! (Usagi DOES mean bunny)

Inuyasha: O_O why are you wearing those weird clothes?

Tessa: We come from the future! ^_^

Annie: A little bit after Kagome's time!

Tessa: ^_^

Annie: ^_^

Tessa: ^_^

Annie: ^_^

Inuyasha: That explains the cat ears on your head and the rabbit ears on yours.

Annie: ^_^

Tessa: ^_^

Annie: ^_^ your ears are SO cute!

Tessa: ^_^

Inuyasha: . . .

Tessa: ^_^

Annie: ^_^

Tessa: One

Annie: Two

Tessa and Annie: THREE! *They jump on Inuyasha's back and reach for his ears*

Inuyasha: . AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tessa: *pet pet*

Annie: *pet pet pet*

Tessa: *pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

Annie: *pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

Inuyasha: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tessa: ^_^

Annie: ^_^ You're so cute when your scared!

Inuyasha: I'm NOT scared.

Annie: Yes you are!

Inuyasha: NO I'M NOT!

Tessa: Would you be scared if we were murderers?

Inuyasha: Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbeeeeeeeee.

Annie: ^_^ We murdered Mamo-baka because he's a meanie!

Tessa: And because he's a baka!

Annie: That too!

Inuyasha: O_O Right. *Flinches*

Tessa: Sailor Moon helped us!

Annie: I cut off both of his legs!

Tessa: I got an arm!

Annie: Then the cops came after us!

*******************Flashback****************************

Sailor Neko: *sip* (they still have their milkshakes)

Sailor Usagi: *sip sip*

Cop: Do you know who killed this young man?

Sailor Usagi: ^_^ Yep! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: I did! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: NO! I DID! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: I DID! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: I DID! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: YOU DID NOT! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: I DID TOO! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: DID NOT! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: DID TOO! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: DID NOT! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: DID TOO! DID TOO! DID TOO! *Sip*

Sailor Neko: DID NOT! DID NOT! DID NOT! *Sip*

Cop: Aren't you supposed to be lying?

Sailor Annie: *points at Annie* SHE IS LYING! I KILLED HIM! *Sip*

Sailor Usagi: *points at Tessa* SHE IS THE ONE LYING! I KILLED HIM! *Sip*

Cop: ARREST THEM!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: Because your both insane!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: Because you are arguing over which one of you killed him!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: BECAUSE YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO MURDER PEOPLE!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: BECAUSE KILLING PEOPLE IS NOT A GOOD THING!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: SHUT UP!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: BECAUSE YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop # 7: Sir.

Cop: WHAT?

Cop # 7: They got away.

Cop: SAILOR NEKO IS RIGHT HERE!

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop # 7: That's a doll of Sailor Neko.

Sailor Neko: Why?

Cop: DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!

Sailor Neko: Why?

*****************End of Flashback********************

Tessa: I can't believe that cop fell for that!

Annie: ^_^ He's just a baka.

Tessa: ^_^

Tessa: ^_^

Inuyasha: O.O I'll leave now.

Tessa: Why?

Inuyasha: T.T you can't fool me.

Tessa: Darn. *Mutters*

Annie: LOOK! IT'S SHIPPO!

Tessa: YAY! ^_^

Inuyasha: ^_^ Hai, it's Shippo! *Sneaks away*

Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: *jumps on Shippo and starts to pat tail*

Tessa: *does the same*

Annie: *pat pat pat*

Tessa: *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat *

Annie: *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*

Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tessa: *hugs Shippo* SHHHHHHHIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOO! YOU'RE SO SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: *takes Shippo from Tessa and hugs him* OH SO VERY SQUISHY!!!!

Tessa: *takes Shippo back from Annie* I think he's squishier than you think he is!

Annie: YOU DO NOT!!!!!!

Tessa: I DO TOO! *Squishes Shippo really hard, causing the poor Kitsune to turn blue*

Annie: *Tries to take Shippo from Tessa* DO NOT!!

Tessa: DO TOO! *tug*

Annie: DO NOT! *tug*

Tessa: DO TOO! *yank*

Shippo: *has run out of air and is unconscious*

*Sango and Miroku appear*

Annie: IT'S SANGO AND MIROKU!!!!!!!! *Squeals and stops yanking on Shippo*

Tessa: *fell backwards because of Annie letting go* ^_^ YYYYYAAAAYYYY!!!!!! *Runs over to Sango and Miroku and hugs them*

Miroku: Why hello fair maiden! ^_^

Sango: *glares daggers at Miroku, turns out, they're actually daggers*

Miroku: ^_^* Well, would you please let go of me fair maiden!

Tessa: OKAY! *Lets* ^_____________________^

*Miroku notices Annie*

Miroku: WOULD YOU PLEASE BARE MY CHILD??????

Annie: ^______________________________________________^ OKAY!!!!!

Sango; Tessa; Inuyasha; Shippo: O.O NANI????

Annie: ^_________________________________________________^ OKAY!!!

Tessa: Sango, may I borrow your boomerang? *Takes it without waiting for an answer.

Inuyasha: This should be good *gets out a bag of popcorn from nowhere*

*Scene fades into the sky and screams of pain can be heard along with many THWACKS*

Annie: @_@ pain.......

Miroku: @_@ Agony...

Tessa: ^_^ Here you go Sango.

Inuyasha: O.O Boy, that wench sure can hurt people....

Tessa: OSUWARI (for you idiots who don't know what that means, it's SIT)!!!!!!

Inuyasha: My BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Sango: HOW DID YOU DO THAT????

Tessa: I'm the authoress!

Sango: But that was Sailor Neko....

Tessa: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!!!!!! KAGOME'S HERE!!!! *Hugs Kagome*

Kagome: ^_^ Kon'nichiwa!

Tessa: ^_^

Kagome: Umm, are you going to let go of me?

Tessa: ^_^ NOPE! *Clings to Kagome tighter*

Kagome: Inuyasha..help.....me.....*starts turning blue*

Inuyasha: FEH! WHY SHOULD I?????

Kagome and Tessa: OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: @_@ Two of them..I'm not going to last a day....

Kagome: HOW DID YOU DO THAT????

Tessa: I'm the Authoress!

Kagome: But I thought...

Annie: *is finally conscious and thwacks Tessa In the head with a carrot*

Tessa: YOU'RE SO HURTFUL! *starts sobbing*

Everybody but Tessa: O.O oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Tessa: *continues sobbing*

Annie: *mutters* baby

Tessa: I HEARD THAT! *Continues sobbing*

*Sesshoumaru walks onto the scene*

Annie: IT'S SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!! ^_______________________^

Tessa: *stops sobbing* ^_____________________________________^ YAY!!!

Everyone else: O.O

Tessa: *runs up to Sesshoumaru and hugs his tail* HI FLUFFY!

Sesshoumaru: NANI???????

Tessa: ^_______________________________^ HELLO FLUFFY!

Inuyasha: *is on the floor dying from too much laughing*

Tessa: *Starts stroking "Fluffy's" tail*

Annie: *does the same*

Tessa: *Stroke Stroke*

Annie: *Stroke Stroke Stroke*

Tessa: *Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke*

Annie: *Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke*

Tessa: *Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stoke*

Annie: *SCCCRRRREEEEEEEEAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHH*

Everyone: O_O* What happened?

Annie: I found a chalkboard and ran my nails across it. See? *holds up chalkboard hidden in Sesshoumaru's tail*

Everyone: *anime falls*

*Jaken and Rin appear*

Tessa: *throws up* It's JAKEN! *throws up*

Annie: *throws up*

Tessa: *throws up*

Jaken: WHAT?

Tessa: You're a dumbaaaaaaabutt *notices Rin. Turns to Sesshoumaru* Why don't you just kill him?

Sesshoumaru: *thinks hard* Actually, that isn't a half bad idea.

Annie: I KNEW YOU WOULD SEE THINGS OUR WAY!!!!

Tessa: YEAH!!!

Annie: T_T blondie

Tessa: I'M NOT A BLONDE! I'm a brunette. ^_^

Annie: T__T Whatever you say.

Tessa: YAY! ^_^

*Sesshoumaru is off killing Jaken and Rin has disappeared*

Tessa: Let's go. I don't feel like meeting Kikyo, Naraku, or Kouga.

Annie: Okay. *call Sailor Pluto*

Sailor Pluto: LETS GO! *all dissapear*

*Ending Song Plays*

*Ending Song Stops Playing*

Annie: Kon'nichiwa Minna-San! WELL, next episode is really neat because we meet up with the cast of..*drum rolls* RUROUNI KENSHIN!!! *crickets chirp* Well, ^_^.

Tessa: Psst. Cameraman!

Cameraman: OH! *makes an applause/cheer sign flash*

Audience: YYEEEEEEAAAHHHH!
WHHOOHOOO!
ALL RIGHT!!!