Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, or Sailor Usagi (that
would be my friend). I don't own ANYTHING ELSE EITHER! Except my Oreos,
which I am going to give to Sailor Usagi! *Munch munch*
AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!
IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!
Annie is Sailor Usagi. Jamie is Sailor Tanuki. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.
What Happens When..........
Chapter Three: We Dramatize the Cast of Rurouni Kenshin
Sailor Neko: THANK YOU SAILOR PLUTO! *Hugs Sailor Pluto*
Sailor Usagi: C'MON NEKO-CHAN! WE HAVE TO FIND OUR FRIEND!
*Sailor Tanuki walks up*
Sailor Neko: SAILOR TANUKI! *Hugs Sailor Inu*
Sailor Tanuki: Can't...breath............*turns blue*
Sailor Usagi: O.O Oh, lemme help you...*tries to pull of Sailor Neko but fails miserably* SAILOR PLUTO! HELP US!
Sailor Pluto: FINE! *Helps to try and pull off Sailor Neko* GAH! IT ISN'T WORKING!
Sailor Usagi: WAIT A SEC! *Pulls out a can of what APPEARS to be hair spray and sprays Sailor Neko*
Sailor Neko: x.x *has fallen off of Sailor Tanuki and is frozen on the ground*
Sailor Tanuki: ^_^ Ah, the good ol' Friend-Remover spray! Works like a charm! Thanks Sailor Usagi!
Sailor Usagi: No prob. OKAY PLUTO! YOU CAN GO NOW! *Glares at Pluto who gulps and leaves immediately*
Sailor Tanuki: So, where have you guys gone?
Sailor Neko: *is unfrozen and eyeing the can of Friend-Remover Spray* we went to Feudal Japan and we went to go murder Mamo-Baka. You?
Sailor Tanuki: I was reserving tickets for our next trip. The line was LONG!
Sailor Neko: We noticed. *Is hiding behind Sailor Tanuki and is eyeing that can of Friend-Remover, but unbeknownst to her, Sailor Tanuki has a can also*
Sailor Tanuki: *sprays Sailor Neko*
Sailor Neko: X.X *is frozen on ground*
Sailor Usagi: Let's detransform now. *Detransforms and is now known as Annie*
Sailor Tanuki: Good idea. *Detransforms and is now known as Jamie*
Sailor Neko: Okay..........*is unfrozen and detransformed and is once again eyeing the can of Friend-Remover and is now known as Tessa*
Jamie: Now where do you plan to go?
Annie: To the Kamiya Dojo!
Tessa: Okay..........*backs away from Jamie and Annie* I don't trust that spray
Annie + Jamie: ^_^ WE KNOW!
*For all you idiots, the Kamiya Dojo is in Rurouni Kenshin so this is the Meiji Era*
*Annie and Jamie head off to the dojo while Tess follows from a safe distance*
*Finally end up at dojo*
Annie: HELLO RESIDENTS OF THE KAMIYA DOJO! WE SHALL BE YOUR DOOM!
Jamie: We're going to be their doom?
Tessa: That's news to me.
Annie: ^^;; well, I just thought it would be fun to say!
Tessa: ¬.¬ weirdo.
Annie: *takes out friend-remover spray and sprays Tessa with it*
Tessa: *is frozen on the ground, whimpering*
Kenshin: O.O ORO?
Jamie: Forgive them! They are just a bunch of freaks that don't get along.
Annie: :(
Tessa: :(
Jamie: ^^;;;;;;;;;;; em.....let's go find Kenshin's sword!
Tessa: YEAH! *takes off and grabs Kenshin's katana*
Kenshin: THAT'S MINE!
Tessa: Shove off.
Kenshin: :(
Annie: Sooooooooooooooooooooo shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Jamie: Pretty...
Tessa: Wait a sec...*takes off leaving others very curious*
Jamie: I wonder...
Annie: Nani?
Jamie: If she went to go compare it to her katana.
Annie: She has one?
Jamie: Yeah, but it's a little rusty.
Annie: Ooooooooooooh.
Tessa: *reappears smiling evilly*
Annie: TESSA! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tessa: I just slaughtered all of the jocks at my school.
Jamie: T_T YOU ARE A BAD GIRL!
Annie: T_T YOU KNOW YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM SLAUGHTERING JOCKS UNTIL TOMORROW!
Kenshin: O.O ORO???????
Tessa: Oh, you see, I got in trouble for burning my homework so my parents grounded me from slaughtering Jocks until tomorrow.
Kenshin: O.O
*Kaoru appears behind Kenshin*
Kaoru: Kenshin, who are these nice girls?
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: Kenshin? Are you all right?
Jamie: Well, Kaoru, we just told him that he should tell you how he feels for you!
Tessa: It's so romantic!
Annie: Yeah
*all three girls breath dreamy sighs*
Kaoru: Kenshin? *turns to Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.O
Tessa: GO AHEAD! TELL HER!
Kenshin: O.O
Annie: ¬.¬ I don't think he's going to say anything.
Tessa: I know! What do you do when life gets you down?
Kaoru: What do you do?
Annie + Jamie: *groans* OH NO!!!!!!!!
Tessa: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim. Swim!
Kaoru: Erm...that was lovely!
Annie: *sprays Tessa with the Friend Remover Spray* DON'T YOU EVER QUIT?
Tessa: *is once again, paralyzed, lying on the floor, whimpering*
Kaoru: O.O what did you do to her?
Jamie: She froze her. It's called 'Friend Remover Spray', made by the same people who support us! *Points a group of fans behind back, only to notice there's no one there*. Of course, Tessa MAY have SLAUGHTERED THEM!!!!!!!
Tessa: *is not on ground paralyzed* what? They were jocks!
Annie: YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO SLAUGHTER THEM UNTIL TOMORROW!
Tessa: IT WAS A SWORD THAT WAS IN GOOD CONDITION!!!!!
Kenshin: *has finally come to his senses and takes back his sword, which Tessa happened to be holding*
Kaoru: You killed people using KENSHIN'S sword?
Tessa: ^_______________________________^ YUP!
Kaoru: But, it's a reverse blade sword! You can't kill with it!
Tessa: You...can't...kill ...with...it. WHAT KIND OF CHEAP SWORD IS THAT?
Kenshin: IT'S MY CHEAP SWORD! *Is holding his reverse blade sword protectively*
Annie: Well, I'm guessing that Tessa WON'T get in trouble, seeing as she didn't actually slaughter them, only hurt them immensely.
Tessa: CRUD! I WANTED TO SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie: -_-; ANYWAYS, lets go. Our next appointment is coming up! We had better go!
Annie: Bye!
Tessa: *has stolen Jamie and Annie's friend remover spray and poured the whole bottles on them*. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *starts skipping around happily while clapping*
Annie + Jamie: :(
Tessa: ^________^ I GOT THE LAST LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Annie + Jamie: *Get up after 10 minutes and take out a giant can of spray*
Tessa: Erm.........guys............................what are you going to do with that?
Jamie: Oh, just the usual.
Tessa: Oh great, the usual. *Whimpers and tries to run away, but is suspended in midair* NANI??????
Annie: One...
Jamie: Two...
Annie & Jamie: THREE! *They spray the whole can on Tessa*
Tessa: @_@ AAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie: *Picks up Tessa and follows Annie into the sunset, and then trips and falls*
*Ending song plays*
*Ending song Ends*
Jamie: Hey Minna! Next time, we'll torture the cast of Yuyu Hakusho! Ja Ne!
This wasn't the most interesting chapter, was it?
AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!
IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!
Annie is Sailor Usagi. Jamie is Sailor Tanuki. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.
What Happens When..........
Chapter Three: We Dramatize the Cast of Rurouni Kenshin
Sailor Neko: THANK YOU SAILOR PLUTO! *Hugs Sailor Pluto*
Sailor Usagi: C'MON NEKO-CHAN! WE HAVE TO FIND OUR FRIEND!
*Sailor Tanuki walks up*
Sailor Neko: SAILOR TANUKI! *Hugs Sailor Inu*
Sailor Tanuki: Can't...breath............*turns blue*
Sailor Usagi: O.O Oh, lemme help you...*tries to pull of Sailor Neko but fails miserably* SAILOR PLUTO! HELP US!
Sailor Pluto: FINE! *Helps to try and pull off Sailor Neko* GAH! IT ISN'T WORKING!
Sailor Usagi: WAIT A SEC! *Pulls out a can of what APPEARS to be hair spray and sprays Sailor Neko*
Sailor Neko: x.x *has fallen off of Sailor Tanuki and is frozen on the ground*
Sailor Tanuki: ^_^ Ah, the good ol' Friend-Remover spray! Works like a charm! Thanks Sailor Usagi!
Sailor Usagi: No prob. OKAY PLUTO! YOU CAN GO NOW! *Glares at Pluto who gulps and leaves immediately*
Sailor Tanuki: So, where have you guys gone?
Sailor Neko: *is unfrozen and eyeing the can of Friend-Remover Spray* we went to Feudal Japan and we went to go murder Mamo-Baka. You?
Sailor Tanuki: I was reserving tickets for our next trip. The line was LONG!
Sailor Neko: We noticed. *Is hiding behind Sailor Tanuki and is eyeing that can of Friend-Remover, but unbeknownst to her, Sailor Tanuki has a can also*
Sailor Tanuki: *sprays Sailor Neko*
Sailor Neko: X.X *is frozen on ground*
Sailor Usagi: Let's detransform now. *Detransforms and is now known as Annie*
Sailor Tanuki: Good idea. *Detransforms and is now known as Jamie*
Sailor Neko: Okay..........*is unfrozen and detransformed and is once again eyeing the can of Friend-Remover and is now known as Tessa*
Jamie: Now where do you plan to go?
Annie: To the Kamiya Dojo!
Tessa: Okay..........*backs away from Jamie and Annie* I don't trust that spray
Annie + Jamie: ^_^ WE KNOW!
*For all you idiots, the Kamiya Dojo is in Rurouni Kenshin so this is the Meiji Era*
*Annie and Jamie head off to the dojo while Tess follows from a safe distance*
*Finally end up at dojo*
Annie: HELLO RESIDENTS OF THE KAMIYA DOJO! WE SHALL BE YOUR DOOM!
Jamie: We're going to be their doom?
Tessa: That's news to me.
Annie: ^^;; well, I just thought it would be fun to say!
Tessa: ¬.¬ weirdo.
Annie: *takes out friend-remover spray and sprays Tessa with it*
Tessa: *is frozen on the ground, whimpering*
Kenshin: O.O ORO?
Jamie: Forgive them! They are just a bunch of freaks that don't get along.
Annie: :(
Tessa: :(
Jamie: ^^;;;;;;;;;;; em.....let's go find Kenshin's sword!
Tessa: YEAH! *takes off and grabs Kenshin's katana*
Kenshin: THAT'S MINE!
Tessa: Shove off.
Kenshin: :(
Annie: Sooooooooooooooooooooo shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Jamie: Pretty...
Tessa: Wait a sec...*takes off leaving others very curious*
Jamie: I wonder...
Annie: Nani?
Jamie: If she went to go compare it to her katana.
Annie: She has one?
Jamie: Yeah, but it's a little rusty.
Annie: Ooooooooooooh.
Tessa: *reappears smiling evilly*
Annie: TESSA! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tessa: I just slaughtered all of the jocks at my school.
Jamie: T_T YOU ARE A BAD GIRL!
Annie: T_T YOU KNOW YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM SLAUGHTERING JOCKS UNTIL TOMORROW!
Kenshin: O.O ORO???????
Tessa: Oh, you see, I got in trouble for burning my homework so my parents grounded me from slaughtering Jocks until tomorrow.
Kenshin: O.O
*Kaoru appears behind Kenshin*
Kaoru: Kenshin, who are these nice girls?
Kenshin: O.O
Kaoru: Kenshin? Are you all right?
Jamie: Well, Kaoru, we just told him that he should tell you how he feels for you!
Tessa: It's so romantic!
Annie: Yeah
*all three girls breath dreamy sighs*
Kaoru: Kenshin? *turns to Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.O
Tessa: GO AHEAD! TELL HER!
Kenshin: O.O
Annie: ¬.¬ I don't think he's going to say anything.
Tessa: I know! What do you do when life gets you down?
Kaoru: What do you do?
Annie + Jamie: *groans* OH NO!!!!!!!!
Tessa: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim. Swim!
Kaoru: Erm...that was lovely!
Annie: *sprays Tessa with the Friend Remover Spray* DON'T YOU EVER QUIT?
Tessa: *is once again, paralyzed, lying on the floor, whimpering*
Kaoru: O.O what did you do to her?
Jamie: She froze her. It's called 'Friend Remover Spray', made by the same people who support us! *Points a group of fans behind back, only to notice there's no one there*. Of course, Tessa MAY have SLAUGHTERED THEM!!!!!!!
Tessa: *is not on ground paralyzed* what? They were jocks!
Annie: YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO SLAUGHTER THEM UNTIL TOMORROW!
Tessa: IT WAS A SWORD THAT WAS IN GOOD CONDITION!!!!!
Kenshin: *has finally come to his senses and takes back his sword, which Tessa happened to be holding*
Kaoru: You killed people using KENSHIN'S sword?
Tessa: ^_______________________________^ YUP!
Kaoru: But, it's a reverse blade sword! You can't kill with it!
Tessa: You...can't...kill ...with...it. WHAT KIND OF CHEAP SWORD IS THAT?
Kenshin: IT'S MY CHEAP SWORD! *Is holding his reverse blade sword protectively*
Annie: Well, I'm guessing that Tessa WON'T get in trouble, seeing as she didn't actually slaughter them, only hurt them immensely.
Tessa: CRUD! I WANTED TO SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie: -_-; ANYWAYS, lets go. Our next appointment is coming up! We had better go!
Annie: Bye!
Tessa: *has stolen Jamie and Annie's friend remover spray and poured the whole bottles on them*. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *starts skipping around happily while clapping*
Annie + Jamie: :(
Tessa: ^________^ I GOT THE LAST LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Annie + Jamie: *Get up after 10 minutes and take out a giant can of spray*
Tessa: Erm.........guys............................what are you going to do with that?
Jamie: Oh, just the usual.
Tessa: Oh great, the usual. *Whimpers and tries to run away, but is suspended in midair* NANI??????
Annie: One...
Jamie: Two...
Annie & Jamie: THREE! *They spray the whole can on Tessa*
Tessa: @_@ AAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie: *Picks up Tessa and follows Annie into the sunset, and then trips and falls*
*Ending song plays*
*Ending song Ends*
Jamie: Hey Minna! Next time, we'll torture the cast of Yuyu Hakusho! Ja Ne!
This wasn't the most interesting chapter, was it?
