Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, or Sailor Usagi (that would be my friend). I don't own ANYTHING ELSE EITHER! Except my Oreos, which I am going to give to Sailor Usagi! *Munch munch*

AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!

Annie is Sailor Usagi. Jamie is Sailor Tanuki. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.

What Happens When..........

Chapter Four: We Meet Yuyu Hakusho!

Sailor Tanuki: BYE SAILOR PLUTO!

Sailor Pluto: *disappears*

Sailor Usagi: It might be easier if we just get a freaking time machine.

Sailor Neko: *is watching the cars go by, forming an idea in her head*

Passerby: *stare*

Sailor Neko: HAH! I KNOW HOW WE CAN MEET THEM!

Sailor Tanuki: It better not involve us dying.

Sailor Neko: *mutters* damn.

Sailor Usagi: HELLO! Why don't we just de-henshin and then Koenma will SURELY send the Reikai Tentei to destroy us!

Sailor Neko: I dunno, I still like MY idea...

Sailor Tanuki: *mutters and bashes Sailor Neko on the head*

Sailor Neko: ;_; what a cruel world I live in.

Sailor Usagi: *de-henshins and is Annie*

Sailor Tanuki: *de-henshins and is Jamie*

Sailor Neko: *sobs before de-henshing into Tessa*

Reikai Tentei: *appear as planned*

Tessa: ^o^ HHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: What the...ACK!

Tessa: *is glomping Hiei with every inch of her life*

Jamie: *is holding back a whole bunch of 'Oh my God it's Kurama!' that threaten to jump out of mouth*

Annie: *is staring between her two friends*

Hiei: *is pulling out his katana for use on Tessa* let GO of me weakling!

Tessa: NNNNEVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Kurama: *is wondering what is wrong with Jamie*

Annie: *is still staring between her two friends*

Kuwabara: *notices Annie and runs up to her and grabs her hands* I am the great Kuwabara Kazuma (last name, first name) and you are really pretty, will you go out with me?!

Annie: *eye twitches frighteningly fast*

Kuwabara: Pretty lady?

Annie: *twitching twice as fast*

Kuwabara: Are you ok pretty lady?

Annie: AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Beats the crap out of Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *now unconscious*

Hiei: *is swinging at Tessa, but Tessa, being a cat, is flexible enough not to get hit*

Tessa: HIEI!!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: O.O NO! DIE! *tries to kill Tessa*

Jamie: *uncovers her mouth because she notices the danger Tessa is in* TESSA!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! IT'S KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^______^

Kurama: *finally figured out what is wrong with Jamie and backs away, slowly* Umm...

Yusuke: O_O

Puu: O_O

Kuwabara: X_X

Hiei: . *swinging at Tessa wildly and still failing to hit her*

Kurama: ^_^;;;;;

Tessa: ^-^

Annie: *is still beating the crap out of Kuwabara*

Jamie: *Is covering mouth once again*

Tessa: *notices Puu* PUU!!!!!!!! THE YUYU HAKUSHO VERSION OF A SQUISHY SHIPPO THAT CAN'T TALK AND IS BLUE AND HAS YUSUKE'S HAIR!!!! *tries to squeeze Puu, but it being held back by desire to stay near Hiei*

Hiei: *is still trying to kill Tessa*

Koenma: *appears in his toddler form* YUSUKE! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT THEM IN YET?

Yusuke: *points at everything going on*

Puu: *is looking at Tessa quizzically*

Koenma: WHAT THE... YUSUKE! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

Yusuke: Surprisingly, the most I've done is stare.

Jamie: *has controlled the desire to shout and walks up to Yusuke*

Yusuke: Who are you people?

Jamie: *knocks on Yusuke's hair and hears a thunking sound* Wow. His hair really IS as hard as a rock! I wonder how thick his skull is... *takes out a hammer and a nail and tries to crack Yusuke's head open out of pure interest*

Yusuke: WHAT THE... DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!!!!!!!!

Jamie: *nail can't get through the hair* Darn. I was hoping a nail was strong enough...

Yusuke: AARRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tessa: *is still glomping Hiei and dodging his katana*

Hiei: WHAT KIND OF CREATURE ARE YOU?

Tessa: I'm a Neko Hanyou!

Hiei: You're half human?

Tessa: ^-^ YUP!

Hiei: You shouldn't be that hard to kill then...

Tessa: *is annoyed and scratches Hiei many times before returning to glomping him*

Hiei: @_@ Kitty got claws...

Jamie: *walks up to Hiei and taps him on the shoulder*

Hiei: *glares at Jamie* HELP ME OUT OF THIS!

Jamie: I was just going to give you some advice...

Hiei: Does it have to do with getting this Neko Hanyou OFF of me?

Jamie: No.

Hiei: THEN GO AWAY AND LET ME KILL HER!

Jamie: I was just going to say you shouldn't put a cat on your head; it hurts real bad.

Hiei: Huh? What kind of advice is that?

Jamie: We have more than one form you know. -_-;

Hiei: Huh?

Tessa: *is mad at Hiei for ignoring her* Grrrr *transforms into a Neko (you know, four legs, a tail, more claws*

Hiei: *isn't paying attention and is shouting at Jamie for giving him bad advice*

Tessa: *jumps on Hiei's head* Heheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeee.

Jamie: Well, in the future my advice is going to help!

Hiei: *hasn't noticed Tessa on his head*

Tessa: *starts wildly scratching Hiei so a cloud appears to surround Hiei's head and shouts and hissing can be heard from within*

Jamie: I warned him...

Annie: *stops punching Kuwabara and walks up to Koenma, who is watching horrified at what is happening to Hiei* *pulls out his pacifier and throws it out onto the street*

Koenma: WHAT! WHO DID THAT?

Annie: *smiles and raises hand*

Koenma: WHO GAVE YOU THE AUTHORITY TO DO THAT?

Annie: The authoress...

Koenma: AND WHO IS THE AUTHORESS?

Annie: I'm not telling.

Koenma: TELL ME!

Annie: NO!

Koenma: TELL ME OR I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE MAKAI JAIL!

Annie: *sighs* Like you could.

Koenma: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Annie: Like you could. You have everyone ELSE do all of the work for you!

Koenma: I AM THE RULER OF THE SPIRIT WORLD!

Annie: No you're not. Your FATHER is.

Koenma: WELL, I AM IN CONTROL OF THE REIKAI TENTEI SO I DEMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHO THE AUTHORESS IS!

Annie: What's in it for me?

Koenma: WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING?

Annie: The authoress.

Koenma: FINE! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE MANGA YOU WANT IF YOU WILL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Annie: Hmmm, that IS a pretty good offer...

Koenma: AAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD?

Annie: It's Sailor Neko!

Koenma: WHO IS THIS SAILOR NEKO?

Annie: The Authoress! Duh!

Koenma: *mutters*

Annie: WHERE IS THE MANGA?

Koenma: Who said I had any to give?

Annie: The authoress.

Koenma: FINE! *Throws a mountain of manga at Annie* HAPPY?

Annie: ^-^ VERY! ARIGATO!

Koenma: I am going to find out who this Sailor Neko person is if it is the last thing I do...

Tessa: *is still scratching Hiei's head*

Jamie: *Notices what Koenma is saying and realizes their time is short* PUU! I SIMPLY HAVE TO SQUISH YOU BEFORE I GO!!!! *Grabs Puu and squishes him as tightly as she can*

Puu: PUU! @_@

Botan: *appears for no reason what-so-ever*

Annie: BOTAN! *Runs up to Botan and steals her oar and goes sailing around on it*

Botan: What the...HEY! THAT'S MY OAR!!!!

Yukina: *has appeared and is watching Annie zoom around on the oar*

Annie: *lands next to Hiei and pulls Tessa off of him*

Hiei: @_@ Ari...ga...tou.

Tessa: *turns back into a hanyou form and takes the oar from Annie and sails high up in the air*

Annie: ^_^ YAY! I SAVED PEOPLE! Now, I'm willing to answer any questions! Yukina, do you want to know who your brother is?

Yukina: You know my brother?

Annie: ^_^ SO DO YOU! IT'S...*is knocked unconscious by Hiei*

Yukina: Hiei...do YOU know whom my brother is?

Hiei: O.O nnnnnnooooooooooooooo...

Yukina: I think you do.

Hiei: Umm, LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Yukina: *looks*

Hiei: *is gone*

Jamie: Yukina. Don't think on it. Let's watch Tessa fly and soon fall off of the oar!

Yukina: *nods head* ok...

Tessa: *flies*

Yukina and Jamie: *watch Tessa fly*

Tessa: *falls* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits ground, creating a big crater*

Jamie: That's what you get for flying on somebody else's oar...

Tessa: @_@ Now I know how Inuyasha feels.

Annie: Umm...I think we better go now...

Tessa: @_@

Jamie: Why?

Annie: Because Koenma is trying to figure out who the authoress is, and he's getting really close...

Jamie: *looks at Koenma, who is inspecting an area near Tessa* You're right.

Tessa: *notices what they are saying* WHAT? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! I HAVE TO GLOMP HIEI ONE MORE TIME!

Jamie and Annie: *grab Tessa's legs and drag her towards the portal, where Sailor Pluto has appeared*

Tessa: *is using claws on ground to trying and get away, but is only accomplishing many long marks on the ground and supremely sharpening claws*

*Ending song plays*

*Ending song stops playing*

Tessa: *sobs* Hey Minna... *sobs some more*

Annie: -_- It's obvious Tessa isn't going to tell you who's up next. Next episode, we are torturing the cast of...Inuyasha again because a really interesting event is happening over in the Feudal Era!!!

Jamie: Ja ne!

Tessa: *sobs uncontrollably* HIEI! WHY CAN'T I GLOMP YOU ANYMORE????? WWWHHHHHYYYYYY?????????? *sobs*