Chapter Two

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. *pouts* Happy now? You just had to go and make me admit it!

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked "TV" Miroku, "Is Naraku here?"

"Hey, your not as dumb as you look," stated "real" Sesshomaru. "TV" Miroku was about to respond when all of a sudden a figure burst through the door wearing a baboon mask trying frantically to pull it off. The figure then proceeded to trip over their feet and fall rolling in summersaults across the floor while still trying to pry the mask off.

Nobody said or did anything, just stood there and watched em' roll like a maniac on floor.

The guy then got up off the floor and ran full speed into the cement wall. The cement seemed to have loosened the mask. So with a battle cry he once again charged into the wall.

However, the mask stayed put and the guy fell to floor unconscious.

"real" Inuyasha just sighed as "real" Sesshomaru put his forehead in hand and shook his head lightly back and forth. The "TV" Inuyasha gang just stared on with confusion.

"Should we do something?" asked "real" Inuyasha to "real" Sesshomaru.

He sighed, "I guess, after all, it's kinda hard to put on a show without a villain... even if he's a retarded idot offset."

"I meard mhat!!!" yelled a muffled voice from inside the mask.

"C'mon," said "real" Sesshomaru as him and "real" Inuyasha walked over to the figure on the floor. Sesshomaru picked up one side of the guy, under the shoulder, as did Inuyasha. They dragged him to his feet as Inuyasha took hold of the mask and Sesshomaru grabbed the front of the guy's shirt.

"On three," said Inuyasha, "One-."

"THREE!!!" Interrupted "real" Sesshomaru. They both pulled with all their might.

*******RRRIIIIPPPP!!!!!!!******

And out popped a Naraku only with short hair, somewhat tan, black muscle shirt, gold chain around his neck, and a pair of jeans.

Due to the force of which the mask came off, he practically did backward flip then land on his rear. For a moment he sat there stunned.

Then the pain kicked in.

"OWWWWWWWI I I I I EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Exhausted he sat there on the cement floor. "real" Sesshomaru casually walked over to him. He sat on his haunches next to Naraku.

"A little advice, next time you see Kikyo with a tube of super-glue...run. Run really, really fast." "real" Naraku gave a nod to signal that he agreed. "real" Sesshomaru stood up.

"Well boys, I think I've had enough excitement for one day," he gave a slight wave to the room, picked up a sack by the door, threw it over his shoulder, and began to walk out the door. "Later," he said with a backward glance.

"I think I just lost five years of my life," said "real" Naraku as he grabbed his head and slowly stood up.

"Grrrrr..." growled "TV" Inuyasha, "I don't care what dimension we're in, that's Naraku and I'm going to rip him to pieces!" "TV" Inuyasha lunged at "real" Naraku.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" came a girly, high-pitched scream as "real" Naraku curled up in a ball and wrapped his hands around his head. But Inuyasha wasn't paying attention, he had completely zoned out everything but attacking his arch-rival.

He was closing in.

Just a few more steps and Naraku would be gone forever.

Just a few more steps and he'd finally have his revenge.

He could almost feel Naraku's flesh under his claws.

Closer...

Closer...

All of a sudden he saw himself standing in front of Naraku, shielding him, protecting him. It didn't make sense. But he couldn't kill himself. At the last moment, he stopped his attack.

Well, he tried to anyway.

This is one of those moments when a lot of things happen in a short amount of time causing a chain reaction.

First, let us recall that "TV" Inuyasha does not have his demon speed so it was easy for "real" Inuyasha, who is human, to step in his path before he reached "real" Naraku.

Second, despite that "TV" Inuyasha is not demon, he was running at top speed. So let's just say that a semi can't stop on a dime.

Thirdly, because of his sudden decision to stop. He lost control of his feet and proceeded to ram right into "real" Inuyasha who fell backwards over "real" Naraku.

And the end result was a tangle of Inuyasha's and a Naraku squished underneath gasping for air.

"Real" Inuyasha was the first to recover. He stood up and looked down at "TV" Inuyasha, "If you want to kill him that's fine, but not in this basement, not in my sight, and not because you think he's the reason for your old girlfriend's death. If you killed him down here that would mean a lot of explaining for me, which would be kind of difficult considering this is totally against everything science stands for. And if you feel like you still need to kill him for revenge, well I would've hoped you realized by now that Kikyo's alive and kickin', besides that, even if you killed him it wouldn't matter cause as soon as you got back the director would just replace him anyway and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference! So just try to retain yourself until we send you back."

"TV" Inuyasha gave a sigh and 'ke'd' signaling he got the picture.

"Well that's great. Would you mind getting off me now," gasped Naraku.

"TV" Inuyasha reluctantly proceeded to get off "real" Naraku. Naraku gasped and took in large amounts air at once.

"I think I'm gonna be sick."

Everyone proceeded to take a step backward.

"real" Naraku staggered to his feet. He supported some of his weight on a near by rail.

"I understand you all feel the need to kill me," Naraku stopped to take another gasp, "but before you do, I'd just like to show you something."

With that he turned around, lifted his arms behind his back and grabbed the end of his shirt. He pulled his shirt up only the back of his neck. Naraku was known for the spider-like burn on his back. However, on this guy, where the burn should've been was nothing but bare skin.

"TV" Inuyasha stared at his back. It didn't make sense. This was Naraku. This was the man that had made his and friend's lives miserable, yet there was no possible way Naraku could've erased the mark he loathed.

Naraku pulled his shirt back down.

"I'm truly sorry you see me as the man you loathe, but I hope you realize if it hadn't been me, it would've been someone else. This is just the part my agent stuck me with."

"TV" Miroku was begging to understand this whole dimension thing as was Sango, Shippo, and Kagome. However Inuyasha still looked unconvinced.

"It ain't no use," said a new voice from the shadows, "he's as stubborn as they come. Just look at the actor."

From the shadows of the room came yet another familiar face. The wolf- prince Koga stepped into the light.

But for the shard hunting gang, he didn't look his usual arrogant self. Until he lifted up his cowboy hat, you couldn't tell he had green eyes. With his open flannel shirt, blue jeans, and leather covered boots he was hardly recognizable.

As the casually walk toward the group, he stuck his hands in his pockets and gave a smirkish smile.

"It seems these folks need a bit more convincin," his grin widened, "seems we ought to roll out the ol' bloopers to me."

"real" Inuyasha put his head in his hands, "Oh no, here we go again."

"real" Koga just chuckled and pulled a walkie-talkie from his back pocket and began speaking into it.

"Ahem... this message is for everyone, so shut up and listen. Anyone whose up for popcorn and bloopers please come the main basement. Repeat... popcorn and bloopers in the main basement. That is all."

"real" Koga replaced the device back into his pocket and cocked his ear to the side.

"3...2...1..." he muttered.

If "TV" Inuyasha didn't know any better, he'd have sworn a stampede of demons was coming to kill them and take their jewel shards.