Chapter Eight: Of Miroku and Sango
It was a bittersweet feeling after Stephanie defeated the Thunder Brothers seeing that they never really freed Isaiah. Inuyasha walked in the lead, carrying the Tetsusaiga by his side, and Amity was walking just as sternly. Mayu was sitting atop Kaede's shoulder while Eric had his arm around Kagome as they were walking alongside a crying Stephanie. They walked through the woods for a few hours, but lost sight of the exit. So they decided to stop and rest there for a while.

STEPHANIE (crying): He's gone. I can't believe he's gone again. I thought I freed him...

INUYASHA: Well crying won't help! I say we go find this "Sharah" and fight her to the death!

KAGOME: Inuyasha, how could you be so inconsiderate! Stephanie just lost her boyfriend for the second time today. She needs us now more than ever.

AMITY: As harsh at he may have sounded, Inuyasha's right. Crying won't bring Isaiah back. But the problem is I don't see Sharah doing such a thing.

STEPHANIE (crying): OH CUT THE CRAP, AMITY! YOU SAW IT! HE WAS RUNNING UP TO HUG ME AND HE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS! SHARAH'S DONE THIS BEFORE AND I SWEAR ON LIFE I'LL KILL HER!

ERIC: Whoa! Calm down, Steph! You're blowing this WAY out of proportion...

STEPHANIE (crying): AND WHAT IF IT WAS YOU'RE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? THEN WHAT? YOU WOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING!!!

KAEDE: Miss Stephanie. What do you have against this "Sharah" that you would suspect that she took your boyfriend?

STEPHANIE (calming down): Because as impossible as it may sound, Sharah wants to end the Miroku bloodline with me.

INUYASHA: Don't blame her there...the perv!

STEPHANIE: That is exactly why she wants to end it. If Isaiah and I have children, that child will have the wind tunnel...and Miroku's lecherous ways.

AMITY: Does Miroku marry who I think he marries?

STEPHANIE: It may be better if we went to my house and explained it. Mayu?

MAYU: Aye, aye, Captain Stephanie!

AMITY: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU MEAN MAYU HAS THE POWER TO TELEPORT US ANYWHERE...AND WE HAD TO WALK ALL THAT WAY??!!

KAGOME: SIT!!!

Amity hits the ground face first.

KAGOME: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!

Each time Kagome said "Sit", Amity hit the ground with her face.

AMITY: OW!! WHAT THE HELL, KAGOME??!!

KAGOME: Stephanie was distraught at the time! You're just as inconsiderate as Inuyasha! Geez, like father, like daughter...

MAYU: Alright, huddle up around me and hold on to each other tight!

Stephanie held Eric's hand, Eric grabbed on to Kagome, Kagome grabbed on to Amity, Amity grabbed on to Inuyasha, Inuyasha grabbed on to Kaede and Kaede grabbed on to Stephanie, while Mayu stood in the middle.

MAYU: Next stop, Mistress Stephanie's basement. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!

The wind picked up around Team Amity, and a cloud of dust suddenly surrounded them. The winds were hitting speeds of more than 50 miles an hour, and it looked like Stephanie had let loose a huge wind tunnel. When the wind finally died down, Team Amity was gone. It was then that a mysterious woman and a hogtied Isaiah riding a youkai showed up. They landed in the same spot where Team Amity disappeared from.

????: Down, Kirara.

Kirara landed, roared and turned from a beast, into a cute, loveable creature. The woman, wearing her dark blonde hair up in a bun and wearing a shirt with Mihoshi and Kiyone on it, along with a pair khaki pants with chains attached to the pockets, grabbed Isaiah and released him from his "captivity." He wanted to know why the woman kidnapped him.

ISAIAH: Okay, Dude. Why did kidnap me, when I was just about to hug my girlfriend? That was so not cool.

????: Number one, my name's not dude. It's Sharah. And Number Two, I had to, for your own good!

ISAIAH: For my own good? You mean so you can sever Miroku's bloodline by making sure Stephanie doesn't have any children? You're worse than Naraku, Sharah.

SHARAH (growling): Don't you EVER compare me to Naraku, or I'll kill you right now. Plus, I'd be disgraced to have second cousins that were as perverted and womanizing as my great-great-great-great grandfather Miroku. That's why it's gonna end. And it's gonna end with Stephanie.

ISAIAH: But why? Why Stephanie?

SHARAH: Because Stephanie is a disgrace to our family's heritage...

While Sharah was beginning to tell of her family's heritage, Team Amity arrived in Stephanie's basement, hoping Stephanie would do the same. Amity's went from those of seriousness, to those of a kid in a candy store. The walls of Stephanie's basement were covered with "InuYasha" posters memorabilia. Pictures of Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango and even Shippo were everywhere you looked in there. Stephanie's screen saver was that of Miroku and Sango engaged in a kiss. She had every "InuYasha" manga ever made (subbed and dubbed), every DVD's and even InuYasha dolls. The looks on the faces of Inuyasha and Kagome were priceless.

KAGOME: Wow! We're that famous?!

INUYASHA: What's with this doll? That doesn't look like me at all!

AMITY: I want to live in this basement! Name your price!

STEPHANIE: Not for sale.

AMITY: WHAT?!

STEPHANIE: I don't think my mom and dad would approve of someone they've never met living in the basement.

AMITY: Okay, then (shaking Steph) GIVE ME ALL YOUR INUYASHA STUFF!!!

STEPHANIE: Forget it...

AMITY: DAMMIT!!!

INUYASHA: Oh, for the love of Kikyo, Amity! She's not going to give away or sell her stuff to ya! Now can we just get on with Stephanie's story, for crying out loud?!

STEPHANIE: Thank you, Inuyasha.

MAYU: I think everyone's waiting for your story, Mistress Stephanie.

STEPHANIE: Very well. Miroku and Sango had three children. Tango, Chanku and Mirosa. Needless to say, there are three Miroku-Sango descendants out here in the world. But even though, Miroku and Sango had three kids...

(Cut to the woods with Sharah and Isaiah)

SHARAH: ...Only Chanku got the full effect of the Wind Tunnel. Since he was the first born, he, his children and his grandchildren and his great- grandchildren also got the curse as well. Tango and Mirosa were lucky. Tango became a great slayer and Mirosa became a priest.

ISAIAH: So what does this have to do with Stephanie?

SHARAH: Along with his Wind Tunnel, Chanku also inherited Miroku's personality. He became a bigger perv than his father! That trait was also passed down throughout the generations. From Chanku, to his children, to their children, and so on. I cannot allow this trend to continue.

ISAIAH: That still doesn't answer my question, Sharah.

SHARAH: Do I have to spell it out for you, Izzy? She's kept this a secret for a long time. Stephanie is one of Miroku's Great-Great-Great-Great Granddaughters. She is linked to Chanku's line of lechery.

ISAIAH: I already knew that, Sharah. Even through she never told me...

(Cut back to Stephanie and Team Amity)

STEPHANIE: I never told Isaiah because he'd never believe that I have a link to the Warring States Era. Let alone linked to a pervert like Miroku.

AMITY: Join the club. I never believed I was Inuyasha's daughter until the first time I used Iron Reaver on Eric and Toccarra.

ERIC: So we know that you're a part of Chanku's area of the Miroku-Sango bloodline. What about Sharah? She must be a part of...

STEPHANIE: She's on the Tango line. Tango was so ashamed that her father was Miroku, she vowed that someone from her lineage would kill off the carrier of the Wind Tunnel curse. Thus, ending the lecherous line.

KAGOME: But you're the furthest thing from a lecher that I've ever met! Why does Sharah want to kill you?

ERIC: I don't think Sharah wants to kill Stephanie. She wants to kill the future father of Stephanie's children. That's why she kidnapped Izzy. She knows that Stephanie's Wind Tunnel will eventually spread and kill her. So all she needs to do is keep Stephanie from having children long enough for her to die.

AMITY: Look you guys. I've known Sharah ever since I was a little girl. She's my best friend. I know her better than anyone. She would NEVER do anything like that!

MAYU: Well believe it, Sister! Sharah is bad news, and will kill Izzy if we don't do anything about it!

ERIC: But tell us one other thing. You said that there were three of you. There's you and Sharah. So who's the third descendant?

STEPHANIE: Toccarra.

ERIC: Whoa, Steph. Was it me, or did you just say that Toccarra was the last descendant to Miroku and Sango?

STEPHANIE: I didn't believe it when Mayu told me. But I found it to be true when she told me that she was fighting Seiichimichu.

AMITY: You had the bring that up, didn't you, Stephanie?

KAGOME: SIT!!!

Amity hit the ground hard again.

KAGOME: Let Stephanie finish her story!

AMITY: Wait until we get a secluded area, Kagome...you're gonna regret telling me to sit...OWW!

KAGOME: Go ahead, Stephanie.

STEPHANIE: Apparently, I was getting food when Mayu witnessed the fight between Seiichimichu and Toccarra. Of course, Seiichimichu won because Toccarra's wind tunnel broke. But I think we're gonna need her help to get Isaiah back.

KAEDE: But do you know anything about Mirosa's part of the Miroku-Sango line?

STEPHANIE: I wish I did. We'd have to ask Hachi, and he's with Toccarra.

INUYASHA (thinking): Hachi's here? Then that means...

AMITY: Then that settles it. Let's go find Toccarra. I have a score to settle with her anyways.

STEPHANIE: Not right now. It's pretty dark out. Let us rest here for the night, and look for Toccarra and Hachi tomorrow.

AMITY: Right. Whatever, Stephanie.