Putting Snape To The Test -by Storm610
*disclaimer* Harry Potter + me = nothing!
Ok I got the idea for this ff while I was writing chapter 2 of WAYS TO ANNOY OUR FAVOURITE POTIONS MASTER when "Walk The Dinosaur" by Was (not was) came on the radio. Confused? don't worry it all plays out. This is just a perspective from a Slytherin gal at Hogwarts.
ENJOY!
-Storm610
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Double potions! Great! - I thought as I looked over my timetable while munching on my usual breakfast of honey on toast. "Hey Lez," (you guessed it, the name's Lindsay… well not exactly. Lindsay's my middle name but who cares… MOVING ON!) says my good fellow Slytherin buddy, Sammy as Prof. Snape stormed into the great hall in a furry of billowing robes, "Its mister happy face himself"
This remark got a round of chuckles from the table. (Well all who heard anyway). "I've got an idea" James, annoying twin brother, the Slytherin version of Fred or George. (You pick). "That puts you one up on Crabb and Goyle" I replied. (that gained snickers 'round) "Well what's this idea of yours" Sammy says, which stops my well earned snickers *sob*, anyways -
"okay, here's what we do. I says we give Snape a taste of his own house trickster medicine" (oh, forgot to tell you, James has been trying to become the next Fred and George, well he is trying to convince us to form another Marauders. (like that will ever happen)
"James listen! This is hopeless! You're never going to get away with this thanks to Filch and his new pests I mean pets (Dumbledor gave Filch two new pets, A bat, Gwinn, who looks too much like Snape for my liking, and a goofy Great Dane, Chester) "Do you want to end up like Dustyn?" (Dustyn was a Hufflepuff who tried to pull a few over Filch and Trelawney but was caught and had his magic provoked for 6 months!)
"Lez! Don't get your braids in a bunch! (what braids?) Just let me talk okay? I've got a list of 'ideas' (we're doomed!) just let me start of with one of the more minor ones. Please? Come on! We wont be caught trust me! (we?) well? What'd you say?"
I thought about it for a second. What the hell was I thinking before? James was right, lets treat Snape to some of his house's own trickster medicine. I mean he treats us like dirt! You may think he treats us like royalty, sure he does, while in class. But after, wow watch out! Its lecture time in the common room ya'll! This would be the opportune moment to get him back.
"Alright, I'm in" I agreed and reached for the list James had in his hand "Now give me that list"
Looking over the list the one thought came into mind…
Professor Snape wont know what hit him!
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Wo! It was so hard to write that chapter, and I don't know why. But anyway. Like it? Hate it? Should I go on? Trust me it'll be better : )
REVIEW!
Thanks to all the people who took the time to review, YOU GUYS ROCK!
-Storm610
*disclaimer* Harry Potter + me = nothing!
Ok I got the idea for this ff while I was writing chapter 2 of WAYS TO ANNOY OUR FAVOURITE POTIONS MASTER when "Walk The Dinosaur" by Was (not was) came on the radio. Confused? don't worry it all plays out. This is just a perspective from a Slytherin gal at Hogwarts.
ENJOY!
-Storm610
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Double potions! Great! - I thought as I looked over my timetable while munching on my usual breakfast of honey on toast. "Hey Lez," (you guessed it, the name's Lindsay… well not exactly. Lindsay's my middle name but who cares… MOVING ON!) says my good fellow Slytherin buddy, Sammy as Prof. Snape stormed into the great hall in a furry of billowing robes, "Its mister happy face himself"
This remark got a round of chuckles from the table. (Well all who heard anyway). "I've got an idea" James, annoying twin brother, the Slytherin version of Fred or George. (You pick). "That puts you one up on Crabb and Goyle" I replied. (that gained snickers 'round) "Well what's this idea of yours" Sammy says, which stops my well earned snickers *sob*, anyways -
"okay, here's what we do. I says we give Snape a taste of his own house trickster medicine" (oh, forgot to tell you, James has been trying to become the next Fred and George, well he is trying to convince us to form another Marauders. (like that will ever happen)
"James listen! This is hopeless! You're never going to get away with this thanks to Filch and his new pests I mean pets (Dumbledor gave Filch two new pets, A bat, Gwinn, who looks too much like Snape for my liking, and a goofy Great Dane, Chester) "Do you want to end up like Dustyn?" (Dustyn was a Hufflepuff who tried to pull a few over Filch and Trelawney but was caught and had his magic provoked for 6 months!)
"Lez! Don't get your braids in a bunch! (what braids?) Just let me talk okay? I've got a list of 'ideas' (we're doomed!) just let me start of with one of the more minor ones. Please? Come on! We wont be caught trust me! (we?) well? What'd you say?"
I thought about it for a second. What the hell was I thinking before? James was right, lets treat Snape to some of his house's own trickster medicine. I mean he treats us like dirt! You may think he treats us like royalty, sure he does, while in class. But after, wow watch out! Its lecture time in the common room ya'll! This would be the opportune moment to get him back.
"Alright, I'm in" I agreed and reached for the list James had in his hand "Now give me that list"
Looking over the list the one thought came into mind…
Professor Snape wont know what hit him!
________________________________________________________
Wo! It was so hard to write that chapter, and I don't know why. But anyway. Like it? Hate it? Should I go on? Trust me it'll be better : )
REVIEW!
Thanks to all the people who took the time to review, YOU GUYS ROCK!
-Storm610
