Ways To Annoy Our Favourite Potions Master - Storm610

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On the way to Double Potions, James slipped his sister, Lez, a note.

"Ah yes, the list" Lez remembered her brother's plan.

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WAYS TO ANNOY OUR FAVOURTIE POTIONS MASTER - or How to lose tons of house points in a matter of seconds - or how to get taken up to the hospital wing in a match box

Charm his clothes Pink (don't forget his hair)

Set him up on a date with Sibyll Trelawney.

Buy him shampoo for Christmas.

Make sure to include an instructional video on How to Use Shampoo.

Switch him to Gryffindor.

Tell Voldermort his little secret.

Get him tickets to a Backstreet Boys Concert.

Look offended when he doesn't know who the Backstreet Boys are.

Scream and run away when he mentions potions.

Stalk him.

Get people to group up and stalk him.

Subscribe him to all female teen magazines (teen people,17 etc).

Buy him season tickets to every dinner theatre.

Buy him CATS the musical on tape, DVD and the soundtrack.

Leave Gildroy Lockhart books everywhere.

At the end of the year, award him with "Greasiest Potion Master" award don't forget the medal and certificate.



Ask him what time he's going to pick you up for Mickey's Magical Adventure on Ice.

Sign him up for Extreme Makeover . Act shocked when he gets accepted.

Redecorate his room in Gryffindor/Hufflepuff colours.

Buy him Harry Potter Merchandise.



Don't forget the Pollyjuice Potion Kit.



Tell him Harry loves him and is waiting for him in his office ;).

Invite all Snape Fan girls to a meet and greet.

Sign him up for Britain Idol.

Tell him that Simon Cowel stepped down and they are wondering if he'd take his place.

Get the whole school to be Mimes for the whole day and watch him blow his top.

Teach everyone but him a new secret language.

Send him letters written in code.

Announce his entry everywhere he goes.

Trip him.

Get "Carrying The Banner" stuck in his head. (its from the Musical Newsies if you didnt know)

Get him drunk.

Sign him up for Survivor.

Sign him up for The Bachelor.

Tell the surgeons are ready to reduce the size of his large nose.

Call him a big nosed git.

Get the "Have a very Harry Christmas" Baubbles from Dobby and decorate his office with them.

(thanks i-am-addy for the last three)

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"Oh boy, James, james james. hehehe, Snape Wont Know what hit him"

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