Ch. 3

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"SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER!!! SING MY HAMSTERVILLE FRIENDS!!!!! HOP ON THE BAT MOBLIE, ROBIN!!!! IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!"

"He's been at it for an hour already," Eikouna moaned. "Let's wake him up! If he sings the Batman theme song one more time, I think I might die."

"Okay, okay," Hiei shot. He got up, and kicked Jack in the side.

Jack winced, yawning. "One more minute, mum. The mental institute can wait..." Eikouna coughed, as Hiei proceeded in kicking Jack violently.

"Okay, I'm getting up..." Jack yawned. "You don't have to use the kettle again on me...Sheesh..."

Jack lurched himself up, rubbing his eyes. He spotted Hiei. "You're not mum..." He turned to Eikouna. "You're not mum, either...WHERE AM I?!?!?!?!?!"

"New York," Eikouna said mysteriously. "America, North America....Earth....."

"Okay, we get it, Eikouna!" Hiei spat."

"Though, James Bond music would've really fit in during the last part..." Jack hiccupped curiously. "I know where we can get some...Ebay!!" He limped toward a bookcase, pulling books off of the shelves. "How do you spell 'E', anyway?"

Hiei grunted, carefully picking up Jack and throwing him back into his seat. "Sit your salt watered ass DOWN!!!"

"Salt water? Yes, I'd love some."

"SHIT!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!"

"Hiei, control yourself," Eikouna ordered, getting up and placing a hand on his shoulder. "He's drunk. Like when you, you know, got high of bacon that one—"

"Okay!" Hiei interrupted. "I understand!"

"You got high on bacon?" Jack asked. "I once bathed in cottage cheese! What a connection!!"

"Did you really have to say that?" Eikouna questioned dully.

"Nope!"

"Are you naturally stupid?" Hiei murmured.

"Give me a second..."

Hiei rolled his eyes. "Take your time..."

"GUYS, SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!!!!" Eikiouna screamed, stinging her throat. "We have to get back to work!"

"Fine, fine..."

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^__^ By the way, Chibish does not own James Bond and Ebay. O.o;;