Disclaimer: No! *sobs* I don't own potc and lotr! *cowers away from
lawyers*
A/N: thankies! =) so happy! I got over 5 reviews! =) =)! Thank you!!! ^^ Oh yeah, if you don't mind, please take 5 minutes of your time to go read my poem "Too much blood has been spilled this night". Any reviews would be appreciated. =)=) in the mean time-please enjoy.
Kelsey: heh* in fact, I do plan to do something about Orlando Bloom playing both characters. (imagine all the confusion) But you do have a good idea there. *hmm.runs off to type*
Heh* also, since some of you guys wanted to have some humor in it, I'll try my best to put some in. ^^;; it's not that easy!
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Will and Jack had both gone silent, while Aragorn and Legolas tried to understand.
"Who's Barbossa?" Aragorn asked, "and what do you mean they've come back. Didn't you kill him? People can't just come back to life!"
Will seemed to be the one to find his voice first. "Um.we should talk about this is private. You never know who might be listening."
He whispered something in Jack's ear. And Jack replied with a nod.
"Mate, it seems as though we might be needin' ye to lend a hand. But before we go, how old are the both of ye? You look well under 30!
"Uh, I don't think you want to know." Aragorn replied.
"Nonsense, I just want to make sure that Legolas there is actually "guardian-free" mate.
"Let's just say, we help you on your little journey and we forget the age?" Aragorn asked.
"Deal."
Everyone shook hands, and left the workshop to go to a lovely house, which Elizabeth and Will had recently moved into.
"Will? Is that you?" Elizabeth called from the living room.
"Yes, it's me, and I've brought guests!" Will called back.
Legolas elbowed Aragorn and said, "Estel, man o le a Arwen?" [Estel, what about you and Arwen?]
Aragorn turned bright red, as the two others turned to look at Legolas and Aragorn.
"What language was that?"
Aragorn replied, "Elvish."
"There's such a language?" Will asked, as he led them into the grand living room.
"Well, in Middle Earth that is."
"Well, Will, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" Elizabeth asked.
"Well, this is Legolas and this is Aragorn, and you know Captain Jack Sparrow," Will began, emphasizing on the "Captain"
"Captain Jack Sparrow." Elizabeth said wickedly, "Long time no see. Shall I find you a bottle of rum?"
"Don't even think about it." Jack retorted back.
Will laughed off his amusement, speaking to the three guests. "Yes Jack, we know you love rum. Elizabeth here has already told me your grand escape from that "spit of land." As for Aragorn and Legolas, what will you have?"
"Er.do you have water?" Legolas asked.
"Water it is, and you Aragorn?"
"same as Legolas please."
Will ran off to the kitchen to find their drinks.
"So Jack, What brings you back to Port Royal?"
Will came back, and handed a bottle of rum to the pirate. He passed the elf and ranger/king water.
"I don't think you should tell her Jack," Will said.
"She has to Will. I didn't tell you guys the full story just yet."
"What's going on?" Elizabeth asked.
"Elizabeth, Barbossa and his crew are back. The curse isn't exactly broken."
Elizabeth paled in shock. "But, but, I thought the curse was broken!"
"It isn't. Barbossa is coming for us, for revenge."
"Then we're safe right? I made him promise he wouldn't ever come back to Port Royal."
"I don't think so lass. Barbossa isn't the type of pirate who keeps to his promises."
"Then, how can the curse be broken?"
"For every week they stay immortal, they get two days to live like humans. If you kill them as humans, they rise from the dead after those two days are over. But I still do not know how to break the curse. "
"And why are Legolas and um,"
"Aragorn, or if you wish to call me by my other names Strider, Elfstone, Elessar, Longshanks, Wingfoot, Thorongil, Envinyatar ('The Renewer'), Dúnadan, Chieftan of the DÚnedain and Telcontar. Hey Legolas, did I miss any?"
"Not that I know of."
"Um, ok, why are you two here? You don't know about the curse.do you?"
So Aragorn and Legolas retold the entire story of them getting there.
"So then we woke up and found ourselves, in Port Royal," Legolas continued.
"Then we saw Will and then we meet Captain Jack Sparrow here."
"Me Mateys, Captain Jack Sparrow is for the crew. Jack is all be needed for friends."
"All right Jack."
"So Jack, when are we going to be leaving to break this curse?" Elizabeth asked.
"We? Don't you mean 'you guys'?" Jack asked.
"No, I was right. When are we going to leave?"
"Lass, it's a dangerous road out there. You'd be best to stay at home."
"Now, now Jack. You're not leaving me here while I worry about Will, do you?
"Right, um, lass," Legolas looked at Will who mouthed 'Elizabeth', "I mean Elizabeth. It could be very dangerous."
"Legolas, have you no faith in girls? Didn't éowen just kick that, that, thing's butt?" Aragorn asked.
"Very true. Jack, just let her come. Besides, it's one less person Will needs to worry about."
"But, it's bad luck to have a woman on board!" Jack protested.
"What about Anamaria? She's another story, Will, another story."
"Well I'm going, whether you like it or not." Elizabeth intercepted.
Jack sighed and reluctantly agreed. "All right lass, but ye've been warned."
And so that was how their journey begun.
"Welcome back captain!"
"Hello Anamaria. Meet Aragorn, and Legolas. You must recognize the others.
"Legolas, it can not be, " (ok, that was supposed to be in elvish, but the stupid dictionary didn't have the word I wanted. *curses at dictionary*)
"Ú-chenion." [I do not understand.]
"It would do a lot of bloody help if you two could speak in English!" Jack intercepted.
(ok, the following conversation is between Aragorn and Legolas, in elvish, but as I'm too lazy to write it all in elvish, just read it in English, savvy?)
"I thought you told me she died many, many years ago. "
"Estel, she did, she died in my arms, a fallen, though fierce, tiger. Estel, she died in battle. She rode to battle, like an elf-warrior, though she was not male. "
--flash back--
The painful memories brought tears to his eyes. A woman with long flowing blonde hair, and sunken blue eyes looked up to meet Legolas one last time.
"I'm sorry Legolas. I love," with a dying breath, she coughed violently as she spoke, "I love you." With that, she took a final breath, and said, "I'm lucky enough, to, to see you, one last time." She closed her eyes. The body in his arms went limp, though a smile was on her face.
--end flash back-
Legolas opened his eyes and turned to look at Aragorn. "But it can't be. But I swear. She looks just like her."
"But Legolas, we're not in middle earth anymore. We are in some unknown world."
"You two bloody scallywags! We don't understand a bloody thing you say mate!" Jack cried, flinging his arms into the air.
"I don't think he hears us. Mr. Gibbs, Hand me that bucket of water over there." Will said.
Once Mr. Gibbs had given him that bucket of water, he tossed it's contents onto the unsuspecting, well, half day-dreaming elf.
"What was that for?" Legolas cried out. He shivered. Everyone else had to hold back grins as the elf hopped up and down in cold, which his usually neatly braided hair a complete mess. He glared at Will, who tossed the bucket overboard.
"Will, you're going to pay for this!" Legolas said through clenched teeth. He loaded an arrow to his bow, and was just about to shoot, when Aragorn pushed him aside, making him go off target. The arrow just nearly hit a crew member's you-know-what. The crew man jumped up in shock and shook his fist at Legolas.
"Legolas! It's bad enough that you and Will and eunuchs, but puuh-leease, we don't need anymore eunuchs on board." Jack pleaded with Legolas.
Legolas glared at Jack, and opened his mouth to retort an answer, when Aragorn interrupted, "Ah, Jack, I think my friend here needs some rest. Don't we have an, ahhh, adventure thing that we should be prepared for?" He pointed at Legolas and did the "cuckoo sign*.
"Ah, right. We should get some rest." Yeah, he thought. Before we have a mentally ill elf walking around. "Wake me up when you spot Tortuga!" he called to the crew.
To be continued.
A/n: ok, if do something wrong with pirate speech, let's just say I'm sorry, savvy? This obviously was a tad bit long than Chapter 1, but I hope I'll get more reviews! (I know I'm greedy) =) well, have a nice day, as I am signing off as I ponder over what I have just written. =) feel free to contact me at puppyfriendship@hotmail.com (please type ffn as subject, you don't want to know how much junk mail I get.) or AIM: puppyfriendship or Yahoo!: k0dm0n00m0cha. Thankies for reading! *hugs you all*
A/N: thankies! =) so happy! I got over 5 reviews! =) =)! Thank you!!! ^^ Oh yeah, if you don't mind, please take 5 minutes of your time to go read my poem "Too much blood has been spilled this night". Any reviews would be appreciated. =)=) in the mean time-please enjoy.
Kelsey: heh* in fact, I do plan to do something about Orlando Bloom playing both characters. (imagine all the confusion) But you do have a good idea there. *hmm.runs off to type*
Heh* also, since some of you guys wanted to have some humor in it, I'll try my best to put some in. ^^;; it's not that easy!
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Will and Jack had both gone silent, while Aragorn and Legolas tried to understand.
"Who's Barbossa?" Aragorn asked, "and what do you mean they've come back. Didn't you kill him? People can't just come back to life!"
Will seemed to be the one to find his voice first. "Um.we should talk about this is private. You never know who might be listening."
He whispered something in Jack's ear. And Jack replied with a nod.
"Mate, it seems as though we might be needin' ye to lend a hand. But before we go, how old are the both of ye? You look well under 30!
"Uh, I don't think you want to know." Aragorn replied.
"Nonsense, I just want to make sure that Legolas there is actually "guardian-free" mate.
"Let's just say, we help you on your little journey and we forget the age?" Aragorn asked.
"Deal."
Everyone shook hands, and left the workshop to go to a lovely house, which Elizabeth and Will had recently moved into.
"Will? Is that you?" Elizabeth called from the living room.
"Yes, it's me, and I've brought guests!" Will called back.
Legolas elbowed Aragorn and said, "Estel, man o le a Arwen?" [Estel, what about you and Arwen?]
Aragorn turned bright red, as the two others turned to look at Legolas and Aragorn.
"What language was that?"
Aragorn replied, "Elvish."
"There's such a language?" Will asked, as he led them into the grand living room.
"Well, in Middle Earth that is."
"Well, Will, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" Elizabeth asked.
"Well, this is Legolas and this is Aragorn, and you know Captain Jack Sparrow," Will began, emphasizing on the "Captain"
"Captain Jack Sparrow." Elizabeth said wickedly, "Long time no see. Shall I find you a bottle of rum?"
"Don't even think about it." Jack retorted back.
Will laughed off his amusement, speaking to the three guests. "Yes Jack, we know you love rum. Elizabeth here has already told me your grand escape from that "spit of land." As for Aragorn and Legolas, what will you have?"
"Er.do you have water?" Legolas asked.
"Water it is, and you Aragorn?"
"same as Legolas please."
Will ran off to the kitchen to find their drinks.
"So Jack, What brings you back to Port Royal?"
Will came back, and handed a bottle of rum to the pirate. He passed the elf and ranger/king water.
"I don't think you should tell her Jack," Will said.
"She has to Will. I didn't tell you guys the full story just yet."
"What's going on?" Elizabeth asked.
"Elizabeth, Barbossa and his crew are back. The curse isn't exactly broken."
Elizabeth paled in shock. "But, but, I thought the curse was broken!"
"It isn't. Barbossa is coming for us, for revenge."
"Then we're safe right? I made him promise he wouldn't ever come back to Port Royal."
"I don't think so lass. Barbossa isn't the type of pirate who keeps to his promises."
"Then, how can the curse be broken?"
"For every week they stay immortal, they get two days to live like humans. If you kill them as humans, they rise from the dead after those two days are over. But I still do not know how to break the curse. "
"And why are Legolas and um,"
"Aragorn, or if you wish to call me by my other names Strider, Elfstone, Elessar, Longshanks, Wingfoot, Thorongil, Envinyatar ('The Renewer'), Dúnadan, Chieftan of the DÚnedain and Telcontar. Hey Legolas, did I miss any?"
"Not that I know of."
"Um, ok, why are you two here? You don't know about the curse.do you?"
So Aragorn and Legolas retold the entire story of them getting there.
"So then we woke up and found ourselves, in Port Royal," Legolas continued.
"Then we saw Will and then we meet Captain Jack Sparrow here."
"Me Mateys, Captain Jack Sparrow is for the crew. Jack is all be needed for friends."
"All right Jack."
"So Jack, when are we going to be leaving to break this curse?" Elizabeth asked.
"We? Don't you mean 'you guys'?" Jack asked.
"No, I was right. When are we going to leave?"
"Lass, it's a dangerous road out there. You'd be best to stay at home."
"Now, now Jack. You're not leaving me here while I worry about Will, do you?
"Right, um, lass," Legolas looked at Will who mouthed 'Elizabeth', "I mean Elizabeth. It could be very dangerous."
"Legolas, have you no faith in girls? Didn't éowen just kick that, that, thing's butt?" Aragorn asked.
"Very true. Jack, just let her come. Besides, it's one less person Will needs to worry about."
"But, it's bad luck to have a woman on board!" Jack protested.
"What about Anamaria? She's another story, Will, another story."
"Well I'm going, whether you like it or not." Elizabeth intercepted.
Jack sighed and reluctantly agreed. "All right lass, but ye've been warned."
And so that was how their journey begun.
"Welcome back captain!"
"Hello Anamaria. Meet Aragorn, and Legolas. You must recognize the others.
"Legolas, it can not be, " (ok, that was supposed to be in elvish, but the stupid dictionary didn't have the word I wanted. *curses at dictionary*)
"Ú-chenion." [I do not understand.]
"It would do a lot of bloody help if you two could speak in English!" Jack intercepted.
(ok, the following conversation is between Aragorn and Legolas, in elvish, but as I'm too lazy to write it all in elvish, just read it in English, savvy?)
"I thought you told me she died many, many years ago. "
"Estel, she did, she died in my arms, a fallen, though fierce, tiger. Estel, she died in battle. She rode to battle, like an elf-warrior, though she was not male. "
--flash back--
The painful memories brought tears to his eyes. A woman with long flowing blonde hair, and sunken blue eyes looked up to meet Legolas one last time.
"I'm sorry Legolas. I love," with a dying breath, she coughed violently as she spoke, "I love you." With that, she took a final breath, and said, "I'm lucky enough, to, to see you, one last time." She closed her eyes. The body in his arms went limp, though a smile was on her face.
--end flash back-
Legolas opened his eyes and turned to look at Aragorn. "But it can't be. But I swear. She looks just like her."
"But Legolas, we're not in middle earth anymore. We are in some unknown world."
"You two bloody scallywags! We don't understand a bloody thing you say mate!" Jack cried, flinging his arms into the air.
"I don't think he hears us. Mr. Gibbs, Hand me that bucket of water over there." Will said.
Once Mr. Gibbs had given him that bucket of water, he tossed it's contents onto the unsuspecting, well, half day-dreaming elf.
"What was that for?" Legolas cried out. He shivered. Everyone else had to hold back grins as the elf hopped up and down in cold, which his usually neatly braided hair a complete mess. He glared at Will, who tossed the bucket overboard.
"Will, you're going to pay for this!" Legolas said through clenched teeth. He loaded an arrow to his bow, and was just about to shoot, when Aragorn pushed him aside, making him go off target. The arrow just nearly hit a crew member's you-know-what. The crew man jumped up in shock and shook his fist at Legolas.
"Legolas! It's bad enough that you and Will and eunuchs, but puuh-leease, we don't need anymore eunuchs on board." Jack pleaded with Legolas.
Legolas glared at Jack, and opened his mouth to retort an answer, when Aragorn interrupted, "Ah, Jack, I think my friend here needs some rest. Don't we have an, ahhh, adventure thing that we should be prepared for?" He pointed at Legolas and did the "cuckoo sign*.
"Ah, right. We should get some rest." Yeah, he thought. Before we have a mentally ill elf walking around. "Wake me up when you spot Tortuga!" he called to the crew.
To be continued.
A/n: ok, if do something wrong with pirate speech, let's just say I'm sorry, savvy? This obviously was a tad bit long than Chapter 1, but I hope I'll get more reviews! (I know I'm greedy) =) well, have a nice day, as I am signing off as I ponder over what I have just written. =) feel free to contact me at puppyfriendship@hotmail.com (please type ffn as subject, you don't want to know how much junk mail I get.) or AIM: puppyfriendship or Yahoo!: k0dm0n00m0cha. Thankies for reading! *hugs you all*
