Not all Pirates are Bad

A/N: heh* thankies for all those reviews! *hugs everyone* here are some answers. =)

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Su: *agrees with su* well, I could always give little barbossa and his crew a little scare, can't I? Well, the reason why no one's freaking about Legolas's ears (yet) is because Aragorn already told them he's an elf. I think I'll throw in a little surprise for barbossa, savvy??

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Disclaimer: Of course I own lotr and potc! =) *gets whacked on the head* ok, let's just say I stole it, savvy? *Gets whacked on the head again* ok, ok, ok! I DON'T OWN POTC OR LOTR! *sobs*

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"LAND AHOY!!" one of the sailors called out.

"Someone wake the Capt'n up you scallywags!"

"Aye!"

Meanwhile, Jack Sparrow, (sorry, jack, I meant CAPTAIN jack sparrow, savvy?) was in his cabin, dosing, with a rum in his hands.

"Captain?"

Jack woke up, and a thought occurred to his mind.

"That's it!" he cried, hopping out of his bed, scaring the poor sailor. He ran off, to find Aragorn, Legolas, Will and Elizabeth.

"ARAGORN! LEGOLAS! WILL! ELIZABETH! WAKE UP!" he cried.

The four woke up groaning.

"Geez, do you have to wake us up like that?" Legolas complained.

Jack rolled his eyes and spotted a bucket of water. "Oh, did you guys want me to splash water on you guys to wake you up?"

"Don't remind me." Legolas growled.

Jack suddenly went silent, and his eyes moved from Legolas to Will, back and forth. Everyone else sat in complete silence.

"Aragorn, come here. You too Elizabeth."

Both walked over, bewildered, while both Will and Legolas sat on the bed, with their hands in their laps, looking innocent.

"Look at them two lads. Are me eyes deceivin' meh or do those two lads look alike?" Jack asked.

Legolas and Will looked at each other in amazement and gave Jack the eye like. (you know like this: ^.~ or o.O?)

However, Aragorn and Elizabeth nodded in agreement.

"Now they would look exactly alike, except will here has and curly brown hair, Legolas here has long blonde hair." Aragorn commented.

"Don't forget the ears Aragorn. The elf ears." Elizabeth said.

"So, you're point is?" Will asked.

"I'm getting there! The main point is that, we thought that the curse was broken after Will bled on the medallion. But, it isn't. it's more "half" broken. So obviously there's gotta be a catch."

"So?" the four chorused.

Jack shook his head and retorted. "Do ya landlubbers have a brain?" As the group continued to stare at him, and slammed his fist onto the table. "You, him" he said, first pointing to Will, then the Legolas. "identical look- alikes. Don't you understand?"

Everyone shook their head. (Yes, rather thick-brained sometimes, aren't they?)

"Like I said, the curse is half-broken, ye hear me? HALF broken. Why? Cause' they need another kind of blood to break it completely!"

"Huh?" everyone chorused.

"Do I have to explain everything for you? They need this man's, I mean elf's, blood too!"

"Why mine and not Aragorn's?" Legolas questioned.

"Because, elf boy, you're Will's look-alike!" Jack cried, flinging his arms into the air once more.

"But I thought that you only needed the blood of Bootstrap Bill to break it." Elizabeth said.

"But we were wrong. Who on earth would have known that their was his look- alike twin? Born in Middle Earth or whatever it is. For all I care they could be related!" Jack cried, receiving glares from Legolas and Aragorn at the mention of Middle Earth.

"So, basically, to break the curse all together, we need to have Legolas's Blood and Will's Blood on the stupid medallion?"

"YES!" Jack cried.

"Uh, you know, we still don't understand about this curse whachamacallit thing." Aragorn told him.

"Will someone please tell the story to them?" Jack said as he left the cabin, hollering over his shoulder, "Oh, and we're almost at Tortuga!"

"Tortuga-what?"

"Oh, never mind." Will told them. "About that curse,"

Will started to tell them about the story (which you all know very well, so I thought that I didn't need to retell it, savvy?) about Barbossa and his crew, and about the Aztec gold, blood sacrafice, and along with Jack's escape and all of the other things that you know about.

20 minutes later, Will, Elizabeth, Legolas, and Aragorn found themselves on Tortuga.

"Tell me again why are we stopping here?" Elizabeth called.

"Lass, we need much more rum, don't we? After all, you did burn up a lot of good rum that I would have liked to drink." Jack told her, wincing at the thought of burning rum.

"So that's why we're here?" Elizabeth said. "To buy alcoholic drinks?"

"Ah, unless you want to get some water, and some wine and some of the nice food over there, savvy?" jack commented.

"Now that's a good thought!" Will cried, heading over some wine. (heh* jack likes rum, and will likes wine. Oh gee, what torture for Elizabeth.)

"Hey Jack, is there beer?" Aragorn yelled. (Don't ask.)

"Yeah, sure there is! To your left! Meet on the ship in an hour savvy?" Jack called back.

"I wonder if they have champagne," Legolas commented. (Don't even think about asking me.)

"But it's not good for your health!" she protested.

An hour later, they met on the ship, Jack surrounded by 10 huge boxes of rum, Will with apparently 10 huge boxes of wine, Aragorn with 10 boxes of Beer, and Legolas with 20 boxes of champagne. (o.O)

"Gee mate, that's a lot of champagne. Never thought you'd be a drinker." Jack said as he eyed Legolas's boxes.

"Well it's not like I had the time to drink it in Middle Earth, right Aragorn?" Legolas grinned as he spoke.

"Righto."

So, after loading all that stuff onto the boat-oh wait, Elizabeth brought a lot of fruit and veggies and other stuff moms always make us eat, much to the distaste of the crew and the four men.

"Capt'n we'd best to start off soon."

"Aye, we go now!"

So the ship and it's crew set off, to find that glittering cave of Aztec gold, planning to destroy the curse, and then get rid of Barbossa and the crew, once and for all.

Meanwhile, a ship of black sails, and a crew so evil and curse, complete with a captain who was worse than anything but Satan himself ordered the crew to fire on Port Royal.

"Aye me mateys, that's it. Go ahead and search everyone, every crook and nanny in that place until you find that Will Turner," he cried, speaking like the venom of a cobra. "Do not get the wrong person again, or it's be the pain you get after every week until the curse is lifted. Go now."

The pirates killed every person, showing no mercy. Like a poison dripping out of the snake's fangs, "Where is Will Turner? Where is that piece of pirate filth?" they asked many of the people, and soldiers.

"He, he's, he's not here!"

"What do you mean he's not here?"

"He, he left on, on a ship! With two-no three men and a woman!" the man stuttered. With a shove, the pirate tossed the man into a table, where he lay very still.

The pirate ran back to Barbossa and told him about what the man told him.

"Aye, is it? Let me guess. Jack Sparrow, and his dear wife Elizabeth Swann, or should I say Elizabeth Turner. As for the other two, I do not know who they are. Call them all back. Once a pirate, always a pirate. And a pirate is always at sea." Laughing evilly, he walked back into his ship, happily, knowing he could soon be free from the curse.

To be continued.

A/N: ok ok I know that stop to tortuga was just random, but yeah, I kinda got into a writers block and I needed something to get me out of their, while Barbossa go plundering. =) Bear with me. I'll be updatin' soon Savvy?

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