Not All Pirates are Bad

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! =) I just came back from watching The Last Samurai for the 2nd time this week. Damn, I cried through that entire movie. I cried when-wait, I can't tell you guys, since some of you guys might not have watched it. O well ^^;; well, since that's irrelevant right now, lets get on with some answers to the reviews, Savvy?

soccerchic17-I love both of these movies too! =)

nilimade-Lol. Yeah, I don't think elves drink either. Oh well. I'll make Legolas an exception. =)

GreekGodess-Romantic stuff? I'll try, but I don't think it will turn out well. I'll try, I promise. About that Legolas and Anamaria thing, uh, that was something I was thinking about, but I'm not sure if I'm going to put it in. Since it is a little off character and topic. And, by the way , the Interceptor didn't get blown up. Remember after they killed ONE pirate and the rest surrendered, they were all like "Huzzah! Huzzah!" etc. Oh, wait, did it get blown up? *scratches head* I don't think I remember. o.O. Do any of ye mates know? Sigh. Looks like I'm going to have to go do more research. O.o

Galadwen: Gulps* Yes, I'll update today! I don't want to have my neck rolling around! (P.S. no one told me how to the bold and italics and the rest of the lot. *cries*)

Lembas Pot: I love em' all! =) *looks at piccy of Elizabeth* Mate, that's a lot of holes. I sure do hope that the lawyers (Glares at lawyers) will die soon. =)

Elf Faith: I think that's 30 words you have there. =)

To the rest of the reviewers that I didn't mention: Thank you so much! *hugs you all* You don't know how much these comments mean to a writer!! *hugs you guys even harder*

Me: Arragh. I couldn't get this damn chapter to be four pages at the least. *Grumbles*

Ok, enough with me. On with the story!

Lawyers: *mumbles something*

Me: What?

Lawyers: *mumbles even more*

Me: Yeah yeah yeah, just go look in the other chappys for the disclaimer. *Sulks off*

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As Jack walked back into the cabin, he found Aragorn and Legolas preparing for battle.

"Hey Will, Pass me that chain mail shirt." Aragorn said

"Chain mail?"

"Yeah, you know, this kind of amour to protect you?

"Amour? We no longer use amour."

"Ahh, whatever. Just pass me that shirt anyways."

Will walked over to pick up the chain mail. He nearly dropped it when it picked it up, not expecting how heavy it was.

"I still don't see why you guys have to wear so much stuff." Will Commented

"Very useful in battles, you know? It can save you from a sword wound or something." Aragorn replied.

"It's all so heavy, and it'll make you run really slow."

"Well, it's a lot better than a corset." Elizabeth interjected.

Legolas, Will and Aragorn all grimaced at the thought of wearing a corset.

Although the Interceptor survived with a couple of scrapes, the ship behind them was not so fortunate. Everything was in chaos on the Interceptor, men were lowering boats, other shouting orders, others jumped in to save some of the men. Although many were saved, many died during the crash. Some rowed off in the lifeboats, commanded to go the Tortuga and try to bartar a passage back to Port Royal, as the Interceptor was already crowded enough.

"Sir, what now?"

"We continue on with our journey to find Jack Sparrow."

"On a crowded ship?"

"That was our mission, and I intend to keep it."

"Oh."

Back on the Pearl, Jack had gone back down into the cabins. (Gee, why do all their little conversations take place there?)

"What do you mean they're not following us?" Elizabeth retorted angrily. "This isn't another one of your plans to get us kidnapped again is it?"

"Lass, if you don't believe me, go look for yourself."

"Fine, I will."

With that, she stormed up the stairs to the deck, so she could see herself; meanwhile, Jack was letting the boys on a little secret.

"She's still following us."

"Jack, you just said she wasn't." Legolas commented.

"Only so that Elizabeth doesn't have to worry herself weary mate. You can't see em', but they're there, waiting for the opportune moment, like I said." Jack told them. Seeing that no one was going to interrupt, he continued. "So, we're going to give them what they want. The opportune moment, except that it's us that gets the benefit."

"So we're going to pretend that we don't know what's going on?" Aragorn asked.

"Exactly Mate."

Elizabeth clamored back down, hands on her hips, with a triumphant smile on her face.

"There's a ship following us."

"What?" Jack cried as he flew to look. He again snatching the spyglass (is that what it is?) and looked around. Very far off, he saw a ship-with white sails. He tried his best to see who was the captain, but with no luck. With a sigh of relief, he clamored back down.

"That's not Barbossa's ship."

"Of course it is."

"No black sails, lass. Black Sails equal Evil Pirate called Barbossa."

"What if he just changed the sails?"

"Sails? Lass, you'll just gonna have to trust my word that that boat is NOT Barbossa's ship."

"How can I trust you? You're a pirate."

"Lass, you forget who you're speaking too. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. I know the looks of a pirate ship when I see one."

Will, Legolas and Aragorn rolled their eyes as the two continued to bicker for the next 10 minutes.

"So what if you're Jack Sparrow?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Who cares?"

"I do!"

"I don't!"

"Well I do!"

"Well I don't!"

"Ok, you two, cut it out." Aragorn said. Gee those two can fight over the littlest details. He thought, mentally shaking his head.

"Make me!" Elizabeth cried.

"Elizabeth," Will gave her a reproachful look. "Just, let it. He's a real pirate. I believe we can trust him."

"Damn right you can!" Jack said loudly.

"I don't think I can trust him Will. You might, but I won't."

Will rolled his eyes, as he kept Elizabeth from hurting Jack, physically. Legolas and Aragorn were trying to hold back the pirate with some difficulty.

"Jack! Please calm down! How about you and I take a walk on that deck." Legolas persuaded, feeling a headache starting to come up. He hated when two people on the same side kept bickering over nonsense things.

Everyone knew "taking a walk" meant some kind of drink to go along with it. For Jack, it would mean rum.

"No thank you mate." He replied, shaking off his "restraints." He stopped struggling, and his eyes took on a glazed look.

Everyone mouth dropped open in shock, and Elizabeth shut her mouth at the thought of Jack not wanting rum.

"But, I thought you liked rum."

"I have my reasons for not drinking it." He paused, "For now. Savvy?"

With that, Jack left the room, walking off, leaving the four still gawking at him.

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A/N: Jack not drinking RUM? o.O well, I have an explanation for that will come soon, as soon as I get more reviews and my bloody words on a piece of word document savvy?Please read and review. Btw, does ANYONE know how to make words bold? (whimpers) Anyone? Btw, feel free to contact me if you have any questions about this stories, as there are some loose ends. ^^;; Thanks for reading!