Chapter Two - Truth or Dare
A/N: Yea, I actually updated sooner than I thought I would. Yay! I feel so proud of myself! And thanks to all of my reviewers. I wasn't gonna write this as soon as I did but when I read one of my reviews, I was like wow. And then I noticed that I was on her list for favorite stories, and favorite authors, so that really motivated me to write. So sorry if it's not as good as the last chapter, because its like one in the morning. But at least you find out some more stuff about the characters. Oh yea, by the way, I probably won't include Peter that much at all because I really hate him, so don't be surprised if the characters ever leave him out or make fun of him or something. And I forgot to say that they're in sixth year, but I did say that they were sixteen.
An hour later, the six teenagers were still on the Hogwarts Express, getting even more bored by the second.
"Oooh! I know what we can do!" suggested Ella.
"What?"
"Truth….or Dare."
"Ok!" Sirius quickly answered before the others. "I love this game."
"Hmm…I wonder why," James said, followed by laughter.
"Oh I have a good idea. If you don't answer the truth or do the dare, then you have to….make out with Snape," Leah said.
"Oooh, that's good," Remus answered.
"So, Lily," Sirius began, "truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"So, besides me, who do you like?"
"How did I know that was coming? And by the way, I don't like you."
"I feel so…so…hurt," he joked.
"You should."
"But answer it, or else…make out with Snape!! Which we all know he would be very pleased if that happened."
"Would it be possible for you to just forget that?"
"No."
"Fine."
"Aren't you forgetting something? Like possibly telling us who you like."
"Oh yeah, forgot about that, heh heh…fine…I like…Amos Diggory."
"I knew it!" James said sounding kind-of pissed off. "Why does every girl like him anyways? I've talked to him before, and it's like everything you say goes in one ear and out the other. All he cares about is getting you into bed. And he has a horrible personality."
"No he doesn't!" Lily said. "I like him because he's hot, he's sweet, he's hot, he's muscular, he's hot, he's nice, he's hot, he's on the quidditch team, he's hot…."
"Ok, we get it," James interrupted. "You know Sirius here is on the quidditch team and so am I."
"But that's different…"
"How so?"
"Because it's…you."
"What a specific answer."
"I know…"
"Moving on…" Remus started before a fight broke out.
"Ok. Ella," Lily began to say, "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Are you still a virgin, and if not who did you first sleep with?"
"Errrr…" she said, beginning so blush. "Do I have to tell you?"
"Tell us or kiss Snape. You know, I really like this idea here Leah. It's great motivation to answer. Ok Ella, answer already."
"Well, I would've, but you were kind-of talking."
"Just tell us!"
"Fine! I'm not a virgin anymore. Remember how I went to Paris over the summer? Well, you see, there was this guy, Antoine, and, well, yeah, you know the rest."
"Oooh Antoine got some action!" Sirius shouted.
"Shut up Sirius, you've probably got a lot of 'action' as you call it over the years. And what about how you've wanted to sleep with that seventh year Ravenclaw since last year." Ella told him. "And how she completely ignores the fact that you exist."
"How did you know that?"
"Oh, I have my sources."
"And who would that be?"
"Blair. Seriously, anyone within a mile radius of her can hear what she is saying."
"I know. And she is such a bitch." James said. "She has been after me since second year."
"So James, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"So, who do you like?"
"Um…"
Before he had time to answer, Blair walked in and sat on James lap.
"Now what was that my little Jamsie-poo was just saying?" she said.
"Blair, like I have told you, I don't like you, I never have liked you, and I never will like you, so if you could just LEAVE ME ALONE, I would greatly appreciate that," he told her.
"Fine. Playing hard to get huh Jamsie?"
"No Blair, as I just said, I DO NOT LIKE YOU!! Get that in your head: James Potter does not like you."
After she finally did leave, everyone was cracking up.
"See, I told you she was a bitch." James said.
"I finally believe you," Sirius began, "At first I thought she was hot, but just hearing her talking like that, and to you, has suddenly changed my mind."
"Hmm…I wonder why…"
"Jamsie-poo?" Lily said through laughs.
"Ok, I think that's enough of that," he said. "Lily truth or dare?"
"Well, I already picked truth…so dare!"
"I dare you to make out with Snape!"
"Hey! That's not fair."
"It's either that, or make out with Snape," He said, grinning at his cleverness.
"Fine!" She said, planning on just walking around the train to pretend like she was actually going to make out with Snape.
Just as she was getting up to leave, Amos Diggory walked in.
"Oh, hi Amos," Lily said, blushing.
"Hi. Lily," He said, "I was just wondering if you would like to go out with me tomorrow night.
"Ok, um…sure" she answered, sure that her cheeks were even redder than her hair by now.
"Ok, great, I'll meet you outside your common room at 7:30 tomorrow night."
"Cool. Ok, bye now," she said, trying not to let him see her blushing.
"OH MY GOD LILY!" Ella and Leah both screamed back.
"Damn him!" James said quietly to himself, hoping that no one else heard him.
(A/N: The next few sentences are in James thoughts)
'DAMN HIM! Why did he have to ask her out? He's just gonna dump her after she refuses to sleep with him. Lily is mine! Ok, well maybe she doesn't know it yet, but in a few weeks I'll have her. She's just so beautiful…with her perfectly colored hair cascading lightly down her back. And her eyes….they're…….'
"…..James…James….Hello…" Remus shouted at him.
"What? Oh…yea…hi," He quickly responded.
"What were you thinking about?"
"No one."
"So it was a girl?"
"Wait, I didn't say that!"
"Yeah you did, you said 'no one' which basically implies that you were thinking about a girl…unless there's something you haven't told us about…"
"What?…No!"
"Then who were you thinking about?"
"No one important."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"Basically…implies…something…haven't told us yet…?" Sirius pondered. "Oh yeah! I get it now! Haha that's a funny thought…our little Jamesie…"
"A little slow there Siri," James said.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me Siri?"
"As many times as I have to tell you not to call me Jamesie."
A few minutes later a prefect walked in and told them that they would be arriving at Hogwarts in about 20 minutes, so they should think about changing into their school robes soon.
"Okay, you heard him…let's change!!" Sirius said, followed by stares from the three girls.
"Hey! What did I do?"
"Out!" The girls all yelled at him.
"Fine…don't let me watch you change." He yelled back at them, half joking.
A/N: Well, that's the end of chapter 2. I hope you liked it. Sorry if it wasn't as funny as chapter one because I was kind-of in a hurry to write it and thanks to all of my reviewers. Don't expect me to do it every chapter, but I decided to say thanks to each of my 3 reviewers. (yeah, that's sad. I only have 3, except one of them is my friend, so I was the one who told her about this.) Oh yeah, and Sunday is the last day of spring break, and I probably won't get that much time to write during the week, so I'm sorry and I probably won't update until the weekend unless I get a lot of really good reviews.
fuZzyfish: you were my first reviewer. Thanks a lot. For being my beta. And for telling me that you actually thought my story was good. You know, your mom doesn't really seem like the kind of person to think that Snape is sexy…lol. I think she watched that flash video too many times…. Why don't British people say umm? Thx to u I had to change it to errr. That sounds so tarded. Its like u say hi I'm err.. Or hi im umm… or hi im uhhh…
Muzzy-Olorea-Isilme-Nause: Thanks so much. You were the first person that I didn't personally know to review my story. And I'll try to keep the humor throughout the whole story.
Cecilia390: Yay! I updated. You happy? When I read your review, I was just like WOW. I'm not really that much of a writing kind of person, so when I got your review I was really happy that you liked it. And then I noticed that you put me on your favorite authors list and on you favorite stories list…so then I thought that I really should write more…so like an hour after I read your review, I started writing this chapter.
