Warning: This is the chapter that warrants the R-rating, and trust me... it is really horrible because I'm horrible at writing smut... I suggest you skip this chapter because it's so bad!

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A few hours later, Draco was awoken by inane giggling. He looked at the clock and it read 5:30. Draco turned to his other side and saw that the spot where Hermione had previously occupied was now empty. He sat up slowly and looked on the ground. Hermione was sprawled out, with bottles littered around her.

Draco blinked, shook his head and then did a double take. Hermione Granger was lying on the floor, drunk as a sailor.

"Hermione?" he asked tentatively.

She sat up and swayed. She squinted her eyes and shortly thereafter, recognition dawned on her. "Draco! I was- hic- wondering when- hic- you were going to- hic- wake up!"

"Hermione, what are you doing?" Draco asked in an awed voice.

"I'm- hic- having some fun! Here- hic- have some!" Hermione held a bottle of amber liquid out to him and then fell back on the floor in a fit of giggles.

Draco took the bottle and took a swig. "What have I got to lose?" he intoned and sat on the floor next to Hermione.

Hermione sat up, looking at him in a whole new light. "You're really- hic-pretty," she said. "You have to be the- hic- prettiest boy I know."

"Umm, thanks," Draco mumbled as he took another long swig of his drink. It tasted funny, but he didn't care. "Where did you get all of this?" he asked curiously.

Hermione giggled again. "I ordered- hic- it from room ser-hic-vice. Harry said he'd- hic- pay for it." She started to giggle again, then let out a huge burp. She laughed hysterically for a few minutes and then turned to Draco who was looking around the room for more alcohol.

He had downed the rest of the amber liquid while Hermione had been laughing hysterically over her burp. He turned to ask Hermione if there was anymore, and she was holding out a wine cooler to him.

"A toast!" she proclaimed. "To nude cruises and alcohol!"

"And to new friends and the meddling of old ones!" Draco said triumphantly. He and Hermione clinked glasses, then downed their drinks.

Draco fell back on the floor in a fit of laughter. Inwardly, he was surprised. Usually he could hold his alcohol, but not today apparently. He decided it was the Indian alcohol and then let it go.

Hermione crawled over to him. She started playing with his blonde hair. "This is very pretty. Can I have it?" she asked drunkenly.

"If you want," Draco said. Hermione then moved her hand down to his chest.

"Wow. You're really strong. I wouldn't want to fight you," she said in a seductive voice.

"Are you trying to seduce me Granger?" Draco asked.

Hermione wasn't paying attention. She was too busy rubbing her hands all over his body, particularly his lower region. He asked again, "Are you trying to seduce me Granger?"

Hermione looked into his eyes. "Yes," she whispered. "Is it working?"

"Definitely," Draco said, then flipped her over and his tongue entered her mouth, letting his hands have free reign over her body.

Hermione moaned and she started clawing at his back and tried to pull his shirt over his head. Draco took that as an invitation and began to remove her shirt as well.

When they were both shirtless, Draco looked down at her form. "What charming underclothes you have," he said again drunkenly.

Hermione giggled inanely. "You can have it if you want."

Draco smirked and started to remove her strapless bra. As he pulled it over her head, he started planting kisses all along her stomach. He made his way up to her breasts and took an erect nipple into his mouth. He sucked and bit gently, while pinching and twisting the other one with his hand.

Hermione moaned again and trailed her hands down his chest. She slipped her hands into his shorts and grasped his erect member. Draco gasped in surprise. Hermione didn't strike him as the type of person to do this. Draco had absolutely no objections to this wild side of her.

While he sucked her nipples, his other hand wandered down to her shorts. He slid his hand under the seam and felt the heat radiating from her throbbing sex. He rubbed his hand against her, just to see her reaction.

Her reaction was instantaneous. She grasped his penis and began to stroke with such fervor, Draco was sure he was going to come in a moment. Draco looked up at Hermione's face and their eyes met. Hermione nodded and Draco pulled her shorts down. Now, she was only wearing her panties.

Hermione slid her hands out of his boxers and began to pull his shorts down. Once she had them around his knees, he kicked them off. Draco backed off for a moment, simply to enjoy the view of her body.

"Do you realize how beautiful you are?" he asked.

Hermione just moaned and pulled him back to her, smashing her lips onto his. Draco moaned, then picked her up, never breaking contact. He brought her over to the bed and gently placed her down, lying on top of her.

Hermione slid her hands back down to his boxers and began edging them away from his body. She slid them slowly over his hips and once they were completely removed, she looked around the top of his head to admire her handy work.

Draco was trailing kisses down to her stomach, paying special attention to her breasts and navel. He edged his fingers under the waistband of her panties and slid them off quickly. He slid one finger into her wet pussy and began to move his fingers in a gentle 'come here' gesture. Hermione's hips began to buck and she began to whimper.

He inserted another finger into her core. When he knew she was almost close to orgasm, he slid his fingers out.

Hermione let out a growl of frustration and turned the both of them over. She smiled mischievously as she trailed kisses down his chest, heading to his stiff cock. Draco entwined his hands in her thick tresses of curly brown hair. She kissed the tip of his cock that was already jutting pre- cum.

Instead of sucking him immediately, she slid her hand over him, spreading out the pre-cum. Soon after, she replaced her hand with her mouth and began to lick and suck for all she was worth. She cupped his balls in one hand and gently stroked the underside of his penis with the other one.

Draco's hips began to thrust into her mouth and he couldn't take it anymore. He was going to come at any second. He flipped them over and looked into Hermione's open eyes as he guided his penis towards her moist core.

Hermione nodded again and he slowly entered. It was taking a lot of self control for him not to thrust until he came, but he wanted it to be good for Hermione as well. He waited a moment to allow her to accommodate to his size and then he began to thrust slowly.

"Harder! Harder!" Hermione commanded and Draco obliged. It took only a few hard thrusts for both of them to come. Hermione's muscle began to spontaneously contract and Draco gave one final thrust and his seed spilled into her. His head fell against her shoulder as he tried to regain his breath.

"I love you Hermione. I always will," he whispered to her after a minute, but she was completely oblivious. She had fallen asleep. Draco laughed, pulled himself out of her and rolled to the side. He then pulled Hermione into his arms and fell asleep. A few hours later, Draco was awoken by inane giggling. He looked at the clock and it read 5:30. Draco turned to his other side and saw that the spot where Hermione had previously occupied was now empty. He sat up slowly and looked on the ground. Hermione was sprawled out, with bottles littered around her.

Draco blinked, shook his head and then did a double take. Hermione Granger was lying on the floor, drunk as a sailor.

"Hermione?" he asked tentatively.

She sat up and swayed. She squinted her eyes and shortly thereafter, recognition dawned on her. "Draco! I was- hic- wondering when- hic- you were going to- hic- wake up!"

"Hermione, what are you doing?" Draco asked in an awed voice.

"I'm- hic- having some fun! Here- hic- have some!" Hermione held a bottle of amber liquid out to him and then fell back on the floor in a fit of giggles.

Draco took the bottle and took a swig. "What have I got to lose?" he intoned and sat on the floor next to Hermione.

Hermione sat up, looking at him in a whole new light. "You're really- hic-pretty," she said. "You have to be the- hic- prettiest boy I know."

"Umm, thanks," Draco mumbled as he took another long swig of his drink. It tasted funny, but he didn't care. "Where did you get all of this?" he asked curiously.

Hermione giggled again. "I ordered- hic- it from room ser-hic-vice. Harry said he'd- hic- pay for it." She started to giggle again, then let out a huge burp. She laughed hysterically for a few minutes and then turned to Draco who was looking around the room for more alcohol.

He had downed the rest of the amber liquid while Hermione had been laughing hysterically over her burp. He turned to ask Hermione if there was anymore, and she was holding out a wine cooler to him.

"A toast!" she proclaimed. "To nude cruises and alcohol!"

"And to new friends and the meddling of old ones!" Draco said triumphantly. He and Hermione clinked glasses, then downed their drinks.

Draco fell back on the floor in a fit of laughter. Inwardly, he was surprised. Usually he could hold his alcohol, but not today apparently. He decided it was the Indian alcohol and then let it go.

Hermione crawled over to him. She started playing with his blonde hair. "This is very pretty. Can I have it?" she asked drunkenly.

"If you want," Draco said. Hermione then moved her hand down to his chest.

"Wow. You're really strong. I wouldn't want to fight you," she said in a seductive voice.

"Are you trying to seduce me Granger?" Draco asked.

Hermione wasn't paying attention. She was too busy rubbing her hands all over his body, particularly his lower region. He asked again, "Are you trying to seduce me Granger?"

Hermione looked into his eyes. "Yes," she whispered. "Is it working?"

"Definitely," Draco said, then flipped her over and his tongue entered her mouth, letting his hands have free reign over her body.

Hermione moaned and she started clawing at his back and tried to pull his shirt over his head. Draco took that as an invitation and began to remove her shirt as well.

When they were both shirtless, Draco looked down at her form. "What charming underclothes you have," he said again drunkenly.

Hermione giggled inanely. "You can have it if you want."

Draco smirked and started to remove her strapless bra. As he pulled it over her head, he started planting kisses all along her stomach. He made his way up to her breasts and took an erect nipple into his mouth. He sucked and bit gently, while pinching and twisting the other one with his hand.

Hermione moaned again and trailed her hands down his chest. She slipped her hands into his shorts and grasped his erect member. Draco gasped in surprise. Hermione didn't strike him as the type of person to do this. Draco had absolutely no objections to this wild side of her.

While he sucked her nipples, his other hand wandered down to her shorts. He slid his hand under the seam and felt the heat radiating from her throbbing sex. He rubbed his hand against her, just to see her reaction.

Her reaction was instantaneous. She grasped his penis and began to stroke with such fervor, Draco was sure he was going to come in a moment. Draco looked up at Hermione's face and their eyes met. Hermione nodded and Draco pulled her shorts down. Now, she was only wearing her panties.

Hermione slid her hands out of his boxers and began to pull his shorts down. Once she had them around his knees, he kicked them off. Draco backed off for a moment, simply to enjoy the view of her body.

"Do you realize how beautiful you are?" he asked.

Hermione just moaned and pulled him back to her, smashing her lips onto his. Draco moaned, then picked her up, never breaking contact. He brought her over to the bed and gently placed her down, lying on top of her.

Hermione slid her hands back down to his boxers and began edging them away from his body. She slid them slowly over his hips and once they were completely removed, she looked around the top of his head to admire her handy work.

Draco was trailing kisses down to her stomach, paying special attention to her breasts and navel. He edged his fingers under the waistband of her panties and slid them off quickly. He slid one finger into her wet pussy and began to move his fingers in a gentle 'come here' gesture. Hermione's hips began to buck and she began to whimper.

He inserted another finger into her core. When he knew she was almost close to orgasm, he slid his fingers out.

Hermione let out a growl of frustration and turned the both of them over. She smiled mischievously as she trailed kisses down his chest, heading to his stiff cock. Draco entwined his hands in her thick tresses of curly brown hair. She kissed the tip of his cock that was already jutting pre- cum.

Instead of sucking him immediately, she slid her hand over him, spreading out the pre-cum. Soon after, she replaced her hand with her mouth and began to lick and suck for all she was worth. She cupped his balls in one hand and gently stroked the underside of his penis with the other one.

Draco's hips began to thrust into her mouth and he couldn't take it anymore. He was going to come at any second. He flipped them over and looked into Hermione's open eyes as he guided his penis towards her moist core.

Hermione nodded again and he slowly entered. It was taking a lot of self control for him not to thrust until he came, but he wanted it to be good for Hermione as well. He waited a moment to allow her to accommodate to his size and then he began to thrust slowly.

"Harder! Harder!" Hermione commanded and Draco obliged. It took only a few hard thrusts for both of them to come. Hermione's muscle began to spontaneously contract and Draco gave one final thrust and his seed spilled into her. His head fell against her shoulder as he tried to regain his breath.

"I love you Hermione. I always will," he whispered to her after a minute, but she was completely oblivious. She had fallen asleep. Draco laughed, pulled himself out of her and rolled to the side. He then pulled Hermione into his arms and fell asleep.

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