Not All Pirates are Bad
A/N: Sorry about the reaaaaaaallllllllly slow updates and the short chapters. I was at my friends house and came back, and then my mom started to bitch at me about doing homework. As you can probably tell, I'm not exactly in the best mood today. SigH* but you can cheer me up by reviewing! =) anyways, answers to reviewers:
*Starda*= I'll update soon! I promise! Once I get my story onto this words document. (Which might take a long time since my hands are FROZEN. Curse this weather. I'll put more Aragorn and Legolas action in, if I can, but maybe in the future chapters. By the way, I'm planning to write a sequel after this, that takes place in Middle Earth, with Will and Jack, savvy? ^^
Ellie: Cliffies Galore! =) cool webbie. Hehehe. Extremely funny pictures and really cool stuff. Thanks! =)
Jegolas=ok, I won't do that anymore. And I'm writing I'm writing! =)
Kess: hehehehe. Should I make him do something stupid? *Wink* or should I not? Swash swash, buckle buckle!
TiggerLily130: hehehee* very interesting indeed.
Lol: hehehe* I'll add more humor, soon, but it's rather hard. =) I'll try as hard as I can! *munches on chips*
Clothespeg-rules: helps you* WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAWYERS! BACK OFF! *waves torch with fire at them*
TheSaintyStealingPenguinQueen: =) hehehe* and it's fun to write about them too! =)
Legolas19: I hope this is ASAP enough for you. =)
Me: *sighs* I don't own POTC or LOTR, savvy?
Lawyers: *smiles* and we didn't have to do anything. We're glad you came to your senses.
Me: *gives the death glare* Well, since I'm the authoress, I'm going do something really bad to you. Really bad.
Lawyers: like what? We're lawyers!
Me: VOTES TO ALL REVIEWERS ABOUT HOW I SHOULD TORTURE THE LAWYERS!!! =) hehehehe* take that!
Lawyers: *gulp*
Me: On with the story! =)
++++CHAPTER 11 (wait, is it chapter 11? o.O?)++++
And who was that person? It was Gibbs. Jack's lifelong companion. He wrote hastily on a scrap of paper, stuffed it into a bottle, corked it, and tossed it overboard. It bobbed up and down in the sea, first underwater, and then out of the water.
"I hope he sees it." Gibbs thought.
Meanwhile, Jack was on the deck with the three men, who were on the verge of being drunk.
"ello' lads!" he cried cheerfully.
"ello' capt'n!" they laughed gleefully. (Remember, they are going to be out of character, since they are basically drunk.)
"So, lads, how many bottles did you drink already? A crateful or two?" Jack teased.
"Not too much." Aragorn grinned.
"So ye ain't drunk yet?"
"Who's drunk? I ain't drunk-" Will collapsed onto the floor, obviously having way to much liquor. He fell with a clunk to the floor.
"He seemed perfectly fine five minutes ago." Aragorn commented.
"Well, Will doesn't drink very often. I guess it's just getting to his head." Jack grinned. He uncorked his bottle of rum and drank a mouthful.
"How does the rum taste?"
"Absolutely brilliant. It's amazing how good rum is after a week of waiting."
"But didn't you just-"
"Pluck that knife out? Lad, I know when I'm immortal and when I'm not."
"Oh. I see."
Then another thump sounded. As Aragorn looked to see what happened, he saw Legolas on the floor, face completely red, and his hair unusually messy.
"My, my. Looks like elf-boy here passed out!" Jack commented.
Aragorn grinned. "Well that won't do. I guess we ought to continue celebrating inside."
"Yes, I personally agree to that. I won't be good when Elizabeth comes storming in blaming me for her drunk husband. I personally hate being slapped." Jack corked his bottle of rum.
The two dragged Legolas and Will into the Captains Cabins, dragging them onto the beds.
"Will here needs to lose some of the weight." Jack puffed. "He's mighty heavy."
Aragorn grinned at Jack. "Is he?"
Early the next morning, Legolas and Will woke to a major hangover. They groaned as they sat up in bed, trying to shake it off. Aragorn and Jack heard them, and strolled in, grinning.
"Feeling alright lads?" Jack asked, trying very hard not to laugh.
Will and Legolas glared at the both of them. Aragorn looked at the elf and burst out laughing. Will turned to look at Legolas and started to laugh. Jack gave up and laughed with the other two.
"What's so funny?" Legolas growled.
"Look-in-the-mirror," gasped Aragorn, who was rolling around on the floor clutching his sides.
Puzzled, Legolas walked to look at himself in the mirror. He stared in horror as he focused on his hair.
"What in the name of Valor happened to my hair?" he cried.
The elf's hair was sticking out of position, and the braids had gone loose, leaving a very messy haired Legolas. (I'll leave how messy his hair was to your imagination.)
Meanwhile, the bottle Gibbs had tossed was picked up by Barbossa.
"So is that what he plans to do?" Barbossa said to himself. "Trick me? Again?" he laughed evilly. "Not this time Jack." His eyes trailed to Bo'sun. "Sail at top speed!" he cried. "And don't let them see us!"
It was only a matter of hours before Barbossa caught up, and appeared right before their eyes.
"So Jack, you think you can trick me?" drawled the voice of Barbossa.
Jack spun around, and saw Barbossa on his deck. He looked to the side of the Black Pearl. There it was. The ghost ship.
"Trick you?" Jack said, trying to play dumb.
"No lies this time." Barbossa shoved the piece of paper at Jack. Jack read it, and no sooner had he finished, Barbossa snatched it back.
"But who, how-" Jack spluttered
"Jack? Do you really not know? The man was just underneath your nose!"
Jack instantly whipped his head to look at Norrington, Will, Legolas and Aragorn.
"No Jack, it isn't them."
Jack whipped his head back and glared daggers at Barbossa. "Who was it then?" he said through clenched teeth.
"It was Gibbs."
"GIBBS?" Everyone cried.
"Shut up ye scallywags. You heard." Barbossa roared.
"How could it have been Gibbs?" Jack cried.
Gibbs looked at the floor in guilt.
"Gibbs, come along. I'm sure they're nothing to you. Go aboard The Black Mane. I'll talk to you later."
"Aye Captain." He said, rather guiltily.
He dragged his feet forward, only to be slapped by Annamaria. (GO GIRL!) "I thought you were a part of us. I guess not." She glared at him.
"And I though ye were me friend." Jack quietly said.
TO BE CONTINUED!! SOON! I PROMISE!!!!
A/N: Arragh. Now that was a very slow update. I should have updated yesterday, but this chapter was extremely hard to write for no apparent reason. And I do hope that was a good enough cliffy for you. =) Now, make my day bright and give me a review, savvy? =)
Oh, and remember to send in the ways that you want to torture my lawyers! It's all up to you guys! *grins evilly at lawyers*
Btw, should I write a sequal that takes place in Middle Earth? ^^ It's all up to you! =)
Heheh*
Anyways, I'll update soon! Swash Swash Buckle Buckle!!
=)
A/N: Sorry about the reaaaaaaallllllllly slow updates and the short chapters. I was at my friends house and came back, and then my mom started to bitch at me about doing homework. As you can probably tell, I'm not exactly in the best mood today. SigH* but you can cheer me up by reviewing! =) anyways, answers to reviewers:
*Starda*= I'll update soon! I promise! Once I get my story onto this words document. (Which might take a long time since my hands are FROZEN. Curse this weather. I'll put more Aragorn and Legolas action in, if I can, but maybe in the future chapters. By the way, I'm planning to write a sequel after this, that takes place in Middle Earth, with Will and Jack, savvy? ^^
Ellie: Cliffies Galore! =) cool webbie. Hehehe. Extremely funny pictures and really cool stuff. Thanks! =)
Jegolas=ok, I won't do that anymore. And I'm writing I'm writing! =)
Kess: hehehehe. Should I make him do something stupid? *Wink* or should I not? Swash swash, buckle buckle!
TiggerLily130: hehehee* very interesting indeed.
Lol: hehehe* I'll add more humor, soon, but it's rather hard. =) I'll try as hard as I can! *munches on chips*
Clothespeg-rules: helps you* WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAWYERS! BACK OFF! *waves torch with fire at them*
TheSaintyStealingPenguinQueen: =) hehehe* and it's fun to write about them too! =)
Legolas19: I hope this is ASAP enough for you. =)
Me: *sighs* I don't own POTC or LOTR, savvy?
Lawyers: *smiles* and we didn't have to do anything. We're glad you came to your senses.
Me: *gives the death glare* Well, since I'm the authoress, I'm going do something really bad to you. Really bad.
Lawyers: like what? We're lawyers!
Me: VOTES TO ALL REVIEWERS ABOUT HOW I SHOULD TORTURE THE LAWYERS!!! =) hehehehe* take that!
Lawyers: *gulp*
Me: On with the story! =)
++++CHAPTER 11 (wait, is it chapter 11? o.O?)++++
And who was that person? It was Gibbs. Jack's lifelong companion. He wrote hastily on a scrap of paper, stuffed it into a bottle, corked it, and tossed it overboard. It bobbed up and down in the sea, first underwater, and then out of the water.
"I hope he sees it." Gibbs thought.
Meanwhile, Jack was on the deck with the three men, who were on the verge of being drunk.
"ello' lads!" he cried cheerfully.
"ello' capt'n!" they laughed gleefully. (Remember, they are going to be out of character, since they are basically drunk.)
"So, lads, how many bottles did you drink already? A crateful or two?" Jack teased.
"Not too much." Aragorn grinned.
"So ye ain't drunk yet?"
"Who's drunk? I ain't drunk-" Will collapsed onto the floor, obviously having way to much liquor. He fell with a clunk to the floor.
"He seemed perfectly fine five minutes ago." Aragorn commented.
"Well, Will doesn't drink very often. I guess it's just getting to his head." Jack grinned. He uncorked his bottle of rum and drank a mouthful.
"How does the rum taste?"
"Absolutely brilliant. It's amazing how good rum is after a week of waiting."
"But didn't you just-"
"Pluck that knife out? Lad, I know when I'm immortal and when I'm not."
"Oh. I see."
Then another thump sounded. As Aragorn looked to see what happened, he saw Legolas on the floor, face completely red, and his hair unusually messy.
"My, my. Looks like elf-boy here passed out!" Jack commented.
Aragorn grinned. "Well that won't do. I guess we ought to continue celebrating inside."
"Yes, I personally agree to that. I won't be good when Elizabeth comes storming in blaming me for her drunk husband. I personally hate being slapped." Jack corked his bottle of rum.
The two dragged Legolas and Will into the Captains Cabins, dragging them onto the beds.
"Will here needs to lose some of the weight." Jack puffed. "He's mighty heavy."
Aragorn grinned at Jack. "Is he?"
Early the next morning, Legolas and Will woke to a major hangover. They groaned as they sat up in bed, trying to shake it off. Aragorn and Jack heard them, and strolled in, grinning.
"Feeling alright lads?" Jack asked, trying very hard not to laugh.
Will and Legolas glared at the both of them. Aragorn looked at the elf and burst out laughing. Will turned to look at Legolas and started to laugh. Jack gave up and laughed with the other two.
"What's so funny?" Legolas growled.
"Look-in-the-mirror," gasped Aragorn, who was rolling around on the floor clutching his sides.
Puzzled, Legolas walked to look at himself in the mirror. He stared in horror as he focused on his hair.
"What in the name of Valor happened to my hair?" he cried.
The elf's hair was sticking out of position, and the braids had gone loose, leaving a very messy haired Legolas. (I'll leave how messy his hair was to your imagination.)
Meanwhile, the bottle Gibbs had tossed was picked up by Barbossa.
"So is that what he plans to do?" Barbossa said to himself. "Trick me? Again?" he laughed evilly. "Not this time Jack." His eyes trailed to Bo'sun. "Sail at top speed!" he cried. "And don't let them see us!"
It was only a matter of hours before Barbossa caught up, and appeared right before their eyes.
"So Jack, you think you can trick me?" drawled the voice of Barbossa.
Jack spun around, and saw Barbossa on his deck. He looked to the side of the Black Pearl. There it was. The ghost ship.
"Trick you?" Jack said, trying to play dumb.
"No lies this time." Barbossa shoved the piece of paper at Jack. Jack read it, and no sooner had he finished, Barbossa snatched it back.
"But who, how-" Jack spluttered
"Jack? Do you really not know? The man was just underneath your nose!"
Jack instantly whipped his head to look at Norrington, Will, Legolas and Aragorn.
"No Jack, it isn't them."
Jack whipped his head back and glared daggers at Barbossa. "Who was it then?" he said through clenched teeth.
"It was Gibbs."
"GIBBS?" Everyone cried.
"Shut up ye scallywags. You heard." Barbossa roared.
"How could it have been Gibbs?" Jack cried.
Gibbs looked at the floor in guilt.
"Gibbs, come along. I'm sure they're nothing to you. Go aboard The Black Mane. I'll talk to you later."
"Aye Captain." He said, rather guiltily.
He dragged his feet forward, only to be slapped by Annamaria. (GO GIRL!) "I thought you were a part of us. I guess not." She glared at him.
"And I though ye were me friend." Jack quietly said.
TO BE CONTINUED!! SOON! I PROMISE!!!!
A/N: Arragh. Now that was a very slow update. I should have updated yesterday, but this chapter was extremely hard to write for no apparent reason. And I do hope that was a good enough cliffy for you. =) Now, make my day bright and give me a review, savvy? =)
Oh, and remember to send in the ways that you want to torture my lawyers! It's all up to you guys! *grins evilly at lawyers*
Btw, should I write a sequal that takes place in Middle Earth? ^^ It's all up to you! =)
Heheh*
Anyways, I'll update soon! Swash Swash Buckle Buckle!!
=)
