Not all Pirates are Bad
A/N: arragh. I failed my math test. 53%!!! ARRRAGH! Oh well. Writing stories always makes me feel better, and I was happy to see that I got 83 reviews! =) Thanks to all of you!! Now let me reply to the reviewers, torture the lawyers, and then I will start the story, savvy? =)
---Remember! It's not too late to send in YOUR ways on how to torture my lawyers!!---
Replies: Stardra***: hehehe. So, let me get this right, you want me to tie them to a mast, tickle their noses with feathers till they cry. That sounds good. Heheh* *Grins evilly* and because YOU want it, I'll write a middle earth sequel! =)
Jegolas: hehehee. Well, in answer to your question, Legolas is Jack's secret. In fact, he's not going to tell Barbossa until he has too! =) grin*
Clothespeg-rules: hehehe. I'll try to do a chapter in middle earth. You know, I do plan on being a lawyer, and then I CAN TORTURE MY LAWYERS FOR ALL ENTERNITY!!! Ok, I've had waaayyyy to much sugar and coke in the morning, never mind how much I had in the afternoon. =) and I will write a sequel, after this one is done though, savvy?
Legolas19: I did, didn't I? Btw, great story! =) Keep up the great work! =) =)!!
Kess/Elven_elements: yay!! =) *Grins* I'll update! =) Swash Swash Buckle Buckle! *you might not be drunk, but I AM!!! Hehehe. Just kidding.*
Me: Now.*rubs hands and grins evilly* First on the list: tie them to the mast then tickle their noses with feathers. Hmm. *ties lawyers to mast* Now. . .where's me feather?
Lawyers: *gulps* tries to run away but can't because they're tied to the mast* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Me: AHA! *Takes out feathers and starts tickling them. hehehe* this is going to be fun.
Lawyers: *starts laughing*
Me: now this is going to take a very long time. May as well start the story, savvy?
+++++-----+++++CHAPTER 12+++++-----+++++
Gibbs looked down at the wooden planks of the Black Mane. Why did have to do this? Why did he do this, to his friends? The very people he had sailed seas with. Of all the people he could have betray, it had to be them.
-Flash back-
"Now, Gibbs, I'll give you lots of treasures, lets say, worth at least 15 gold bars, if you give me reports on Sparrow. Make sure he doesn't pull any bloody tricks on me, ok?"
Gibbs thought about it for a moment, when a surge of greed overtook him.
-Flash back end-
Greed. That one word made so much trouble. How was he to tell Jack that he didn't mean to betray him? A sorry wasn't enough. He was a traitor, a turncoat, and a deserter. The names hovered about in his mind. How could he have done this to those he once called "friends"?
"All except those six are to stay on this ship, locked up, ye hear me?" Barbossa roared at his crew. "Except for her." He nodded at Annamaria.
"Aye Captain!"
"Half of ye are to stay here and keep guard. Don't want them to escape."
"Aye!"
Barbossa turned his direction at the six. He grinned evilly at Jack.
"Never thought that your good friend Gibbs would do that, did ya?"
"Never though that you'd turn out to be (Conz: a son of a bitch. Reviewers: SHUSH!) So wicked.
"I thank you for your comment." Barbossa smiled. "Take them away!" he growled, his expression changed immediately.
"Aye!"
"I shall be taking a inspection on you first thing in the morning. For the time being, I shall be on the Black Pearl."
Soon, the six found themselves on the Black Mane, but down under. The lamp flickered, and soon they saw that each one of them were in separate cells, and all had their hands in manacles.
"What in the name of Valor are these!?" Legolas growled, trying to pull them apart. The elf fiddled with the chains some more.
"Elf-boy, I suggest you don't waste your energy. These are made out of metal, and are extremely hard to break." Jack told him.
"You could say that again." Norrington commented. "These cuffs are made out of good steel."
"If only I didn't have these chains, and if only I had my bow and arrows." Legolas growled.
"And what good would that do? You wouldn't have keys!" Elizabeth told him.
"He doesn't need keys. Elves are very talented creatures, and Legolas never misses with his bows and arrows. I'd say they could break these chains." Aragorn drawled out, studying his chains.
"So what do we do now, Captain?" Annamaria said.
"Well, Annamaria, I didn't expect that Gibbs would betray us. If fact, I didn't count on that little "encounter" with Barbossa, if you could put it that way."
Annamaria pounded her fist against the metal prison. "We've got to think up of something!"
"And what exactly are you going to do about it?" Will asked.
Annamaria replied, "Well, I don't know! That's why we're going to think up of it."
Meanwhile, Aragorn was still studying his chains. With a wide grin of amusement, he began to search the floor for a piece of wire. When he saw a glint of metal just outside his cell just barely close enough for him to reach, he grinned even wider, and went to go pick it up.
"Well I don't see how Aragorn there can be so happy in these conditions." Norrington commented.
Aragorn ignored the comments and fiddled with the chains some more.
"Estel! Exactly what in the name of Valor are you doing?" Legolas asked. His efforts at breaking the chains were futile.
"Bloody easy to understand when you don't talk Aragorn!" Jack muttered when Aragorn didn't respond.
With a smirk of satisfaction, Aragorn's manacles fell with a thud to the floor. Everyone turned to stare at Aragorn, who proceeded to study the cell door.
"How in the bloody hell did you do that?!" Jack cried.
"Well, it's not that hard." Aragorn told him, without looking at him. "Just a bit of luck I was a ranger."
"Was?" Legolas asked.
"Fine. Just a bit of luck that I was and still am a ranger!"
"That sounds more like it."
"Well are you going to stand there all day? There's still five of us in here!" Elizabeth said impatiently.
"Oh, sorry My Lady," Aragorn mocked. "Shall I find the keys?"
The other four burst out laughing, leaving a very angry Elizabeth.
"You know, I intended to say fair lady, but then again, Arwen is..." Aragorn whispered to Legolas. Legolas surrendered to laughter.
"You know, I don't exactly liked to be mocked at," Elizabeth replied.
"I'm Sorry My Lady, Do I have to apologize?" the five drawled out, then bursting out in laughter.
Minutes Later, the five had stepped out of their prisons, and were rubbing their wrists. Legolas, especially was very happy about being out of chains. Then footsteps, and a shadow came from the stairway. It made it's way closer to the group. They immediately stopped laughing, and looked around for whatever might serve as a weapon.
Elizabeth spotted a broom in a corner, which wasn't much good, but at least it was something. The rest of them picked up the discarded chains, ready to throw them at whoever came down those stairs.
"Be careful!" Will whispered.
The lamp flickered again, leaving them in complete darkness for one or two seconds. They could still hear the footsteps, and the shadow was getting closer.
+++TO BE CONTINUED!!!+++
A/N I know I'm evil. Fanfiction.net has been evil on my computer, and hasn't exactly been working at the best today. So, I'm updating tomorrow. Sorry guys. *growls* well, anyways, the more you review, the faster the chapters get! =) =)
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Feel free to contact me by e-mail or IM me. But if you e-mail me, please write fanfiction in the url so I know. Other wise I might skip it. O.O!! since I use hotmail filter on high. But if I see fanfiction, I'll know, savvy? And if you want me to read your story, by all means, TELL ME!!!!! Valor knows when I need a good story.
*grins at the lawyers*
me: MUAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Lawyers: *Starts crying with laughter*
Me: yay! Finally! *stops tickling* next...pots and pans. Now where's Sam?
Lawyers: O.O!!
Me: Oh well. *picks up pan* WHACK!! Oohh..this is gonna be fun. Anyone wanna help??
=)
SWASH SWASH BUCKLE BUCKLE!!!
Another finished chapter...
=) =)=)
-c.o.n.n.z/got-lotr
A/N: arragh. I failed my math test. 53%!!! ARRRAGH! Oh well. Writing stories always makes me feel better, and I was happy to see that I got 83 reviews! =) Thanks to all of you!! Now let me reply to the reviewers, torture the lawyers, and then I will start the story, savvy? =)
---Remember! It's not too late to send in YOUR ways on how to torture my lawyers!!---
Replies: Stardra***: hehehe. So, let me get this right, you want me to tie them to a mast, tickle their noses with feathers till they cry. That sounds good. Heheh* *Grins evilly* and because YOU want it, I'll write a middle earth sequel! =)
Jegolas: hehehee. Well, in answer to your question, Legolas is Jack's secret. In fact, he's not going to tell Barbossa until he has too! =) grin*
Clothespeg-rules: hehehe. I'll try to do a chapter in middle earth. You know, I do plan on being a lawyer, and then I CAN TORTURE MY LAWYERS FOR ALL ENTERNITY!!! Ok, I've had waaayyyy to much sugar and coke in the morning, never mind how much I had in the afternoon. =) and I will write a sequel, after this one is done though, savvy?
Legolas19: I did, didn't I? Btw, great story! =) Keep up the great work! =) =)!!
Kess/Elven_elements: yay!! =) *Grins* I'll update! =) Swash Swash Buckle Buckle! *you might not be drunk, but I AM!!! Hehehe. Just kidding.*
Me: Now.*rubs hands and grins evilly* First on the list: tie them to the mast then tickle their noses with feathers. Hmm. *ties lawyers to mast* Now. . .where's me feather?
Lawyers: *gulps* tries to run away but can't because they're tied to the mast* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Me: AHA! *Takes out feathers and starts tickling them. hehehe* this is going to be fun.
Lawyers: *starts laughing*
Me: now this is going to take a very long time. May as well start the story, savvy?
+++++-----+++++CHAPTER 12+++++-----+++++
Gibbs looked down at the wooden planks of the Black Mane. Why did have to do this? Why did he do this, to his friends? The very people he had sailed seas with. Of all the people he could have betray, it had to be them.
-Flash back-
"Now, Gibbs, I'll give you lots of treasures, lets say, worth at least 15 gold bars, if you give me reports on Sparrow. Make sure he doesn't pull any bloody tricks on me, ok?"
Gibbs thought about it for a moment, when a surge of greed overtook him.
-Flash back end-
Greed. That one word made so much trouble. How was he to tell Jack that he didn't mean to betray him? A sorry wasn't enough. He was a traitor, a turncoat, and a deserter. The names hovered about in his mind. How could he have done this to those he once called "friends"?
"All except those six are to stay on this ship, locked up, ye hear me?" Barbossa roared at his crew. "Except for her." He nodded at Annamaria.
"Aye Captain!"
"Half of ye are to stay here and keep guard. Don't want them to escape."
"Aye!"
Barbossa turned his direction at the six. He grinned evilly at Jack.
"Never thought that your good friend Gibbs would do that, did ya?"
"Never though that you'd turn out to be (Conz: a son of a bitch. Reviewers: SHUSH!) So wicked.
"I thank you for your comment." Barbossa smiled. "Take them away!" he growled, his expression changed immediately.
"Aye!"
"I shall be taking a inspection on you first thing in the morning. For the time being, I shall be on the Black Pearl."
Soon, the six found themselves on the Black Mane, but down under. The lamp flickered, and soon they saw that each one of them were in separate cells, and all had their hands in manacles.
"What in the name of Valor are these!?" Legolas growled, trying to pull them apart. The elf fiddled with the chains some more.
"Elf-boy, I suggest you don't waste your energy. These are made out of metal, and are extremely hard to break." Jack told him.
"You could say that again." Norrington commented. "These cuffs are made out of good steel."
"If only I didn't have these chains, and if only I had my bow and arrows." Legolas growled.
"And what good would that do? You wouldn't have keys!" Elizabeth told him.
"He doesn't need keys. Elves are very talented creatures, and Legolas never misses with his bows and arrows. I'd say they could break these chains." Aragorn drawled out, studying his chains.
"So what do we do now, Captain?" Annamaria said.
"Well, Annamaria, I didn't expect that Gibbs would betray us. If fact, I didn't count on that little "encounter" with Barbossa, if you could put it that way."
Annamaria pounded her fist against the metal prison. "We've got to think up of something!"
"And what exactly are you going to do about it?" Will asked.
Annamaria replied, "Well, I don't know! That's why we're going to think up of it."
Meanwhile, Aragorn was still studying his chains. With a wide grin of amusement, he began to search the floor for a piece of wire. When he saw a glint of metal just outside his cell just barely close enough for him to reach, he grinned even wider, and went to go pick it up.
"Well I don't see how Aragorn there can be so happy in these conditions." Norrington commented.
Aragorn ignored the comments and fiddled with the chains some more.
"Estel! Exactly what in the name of Valor are you doing?" Legolas asked. His efforts at breaking the chains were futile.
"Bloody easy to understand when you don't talk Aragorn!" Jack muttered when Aragorn didn't respond.
With a smirk of satisfaction, Aragorn's manacles fell with a thud to the floor. Everyone turned to stare at Aragorn, who proceeded to study the cell door.
"How in the bloody hell did you do that?!" Jack cried.
"Well, it's not that hard." Aragorn told him, without looking at him. "Just a bit of luck I was a ranger."
"Was?" Legolas asked.
"Fine. Just a bit of luck that I was and still am a ranger!"
"That sounds more like it."
"Well are you going to stand there all day? There's still five of us in here!" Elizabeth said impatiently.
"Oh, sorry My Lady," Aragorn mocked. "Shall I find the keys?"
The other four burst out laughing, leaving a very angry Elizabeth.
"You know, I intended to say fair lady, but then again, Arwen is..." Aragorn whispered to Legolas. Legolas surrendered to laughter.
"You know, I don't exactly liked to be mocked at," Elizabeth replied.
"I'm Sorry My Lady, Do I have to apologize?" the five drawled out, then bursting out in laughter.
Minutes Later, the five had stepped out of their prisons, and were rubbing their wrists. Legolas, especially was very happy about being out of chains. Then footsteps, and a shadow came from the stairway. It made it's way closer to the group. They immediately stopped laughing, and looked around for whatever might serve as a weapon.
Elizabeth spotted a broom in a corner, which wasn't much good, but at least it was something. The rest of them picked up the discarded chains, ready to throw them at whoever came down those stairs.
"Be careful!" Will whispered.
The lamp flickered again, leaving them in complete darkness for one or two seconds. They could still hear the footsteps, and the shadow was getting closer.
+++TO BE CONTINUED!!!+++
A/N I know I'm evil. Fanfiction.net has been evil on my computer, and hasn't exactly been working at the best today. So, I'm updating tomorrow. Sorry guys. *growls* well, anyways, the more you review, the faster the chapters get! =) =)
comments how to torture my lawyers (and if you want to help me torture em'!)
Feel free to contact me by e-mail or IM me. But if you e-mail me, please write fanfiction in the url so I know. Other wise I might skip it. O.O!! since I use hotmail filter on high. But if I see fanfiction, I'll know, savvy? And if you want me to read your story, by all means, TELL ME!!!!! Valor knows when I need a good story.
*grins at the lawyers*
me: MUAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Lawyers: *Starts crying with laughter*
Me: yay! Finally! *stops tickling* next...pots and pans. Now where's Sam?
Lawyers: O.O!!
Me: Oh well. *picks up pan* WHACK!! Oohh..this is gonna be fun. Anyone wanna help??
=)
SWASH SWASH BUCKLE BUCKLE!!!
Another finished chapter...
=) =)=)
-c.o.n.n.z/got-lotr
