Not all Pirates are Bad

By: got-lotr/connz (take your pick on whatever you want to call me.)

Update Date: Started writing this on Monday, February 16, 2oo4 Finished on Tuesday, February 17, 2oo4

A/N: OMG!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!  *glomps all of you*  YOU'VE HELPED ME SUCCED MY GOAL! 1oo+ REVIEWS! I LOVE YOU!

Lawyers: Ugh…your gross.

Conz: Who said I loved you? *ties em all up, drags them to the deck, and tosses em over.*

Answers to Reviews:

Legolas19: HA! Now it's YOUR TURN TO UPDATE! Please? *gives you the puppy eyes look* Or I'll cry and won't update! Heheh*

Balrog's Breath: Ok, I'll try to make the chapters longer, but it's not that easy…

Stardra***: oh don't you worry. I'll have him do something evil. Oh, and by the way, I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! =) muahahaha.

Nilimade: heh *laughs nervously*…don't glare at me like that! Please!!

Andboriel Swann: Yup. Jack is threatening Legolas. You'll find out why he wants his nickname soon enough,

Candidus-lupus-full Moon: MUAHAHAHAHAH! That's a good one. Now…there's a very pesky mosquito in my room right now…*pauses writing and runs off hit mosquito*

Ellie: heh* I love cliffhangers, don't you? Well, I only love cliffhangers when I'm the authoress of the story. BWAHAHAHAA. Oh yes, mad authoress on the loose! I'll try to make it longer, I promise!

Elven-elements: No, didn't see BAFTAS. I'm halfway across the world! I'm in Taiwan, an island off the coast of China. HOW COULD JOHNNY DEPP NOT WIN! *runs off to write letter to judges*

Dear Idiot Judges,

Right now, you have infuriated a very pissed of authoress from fanfiction.net who has just heard from her reviewers that you did not let Johnny Depp win. HOW DARE YOU! *enter google million pages of curses* Now, I give you choice A, or choice B. Choice A, you declare that Johnny D win. Choice B, Me and my angry army of penguins come and attack you to death, savvy? And personally, I hope you choose A.

From,

An extremely pissed off writer.

 hehe. Little sister torture. I'd happily take her for you, except, the lawyers are being dragged around right now…^^;; hehehe. I know I'm an evil authoress.

TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen: MUAHAHAHA* Of course you can help! =) 
 

Yavie Aelinel: That's a good idea, except the cursed pirates look like normal people, until they're under the moonlight. Anyways, Here I am posting, and I hope it's soon enough for ye. Cliffys…well that's a nature of all authors, and I have bad symptoms of it. MUAHAHAHAH!!

+++IMPORTANT NOTICE+++

I, got-lotr, have made a important decision. I have written up the first chapter of the sequel. Yes, Congrats to me. HOWEVER, I have decided this. Starting from today, Monday, February 16, 2oo4, all reviews, limit one per person till Friday, February 2o, 2oo4 will be automatically entered in a draw. The Lucky Person, who I draw from my magical hat, *ok, cut that out* will have a chance to read the first chapter of the sequel. And, mind you, that chapter won't be up till I'm done with this story!! (grin) Hehe. I know I'm evil. ONLY ONE PERSON hehe* now, happy reading chapter 14

Me: SCREW THIS MOSQUITO!!! Everyone, pardon the extra words. This mosquito is really getting on my nerves. *hands out cookie for everyone to enjoy while reading*

CHAPTER 14

            "Jack, why would I care about that whelp that you've got behind that sword?" Barbossa said cockily.

            "Because," Jack drawled out, "Greenleaf here is the key to your future."

            Aragorn raised his eyebrow when Jack called Legolas Greenleaf instead of "elf-boy."

            "Oh Really, Jack. Like I would fall for your trick again."

            "Then, since he is no further value to you, I may as well kill him." Jack pointed the sword at Legolas, walking around him, "and then toss him into the sea." He half-dragged the elf to the edge of the deck, only to be interrupted by Barbossa.

            "No, Don't!" he cried.

            "So his is of value to you." Jack grinned. "So do you agree to my terms, or do you not?"

            "It seems as though I have no choice, but to agree." Barbossa growled at Jack.

            Jack grinned. "I knew you'd see it my way." He let the sword drop to the floor. He grabbed Legolas roughly on the shoulder. "To the Black Pearl!"

            "Jack."

            Jack turned around, only to find himself facing Barbossa.

            "I expect I'll meet you in a days time, at Isle de Murta, right?"

            "And you'll have the loot?"

            "Aye. Every single last piece."

            "Deal. With Every, Last Piece."

            With that, Jack left the Black Mane, and went aboard the Black Pearl. Many ropes when flying, until all was in order.

            As the Black Pearl sailed off, Barbossa growled, "And Jack won't live to feel the goodness of life, again."

To be continued!!

A/N: MUAHAHAAAHAHA! Actually, no, there is more after this Author's note. =) did I trick you? Anyways, the reason for this pause is because—

Lawyers: MUAHAHAH!

Me: Of that. Now how did you get out!?!

Lawyers: We all took a deep breath at the same time, then the crate exploded.

Me: Fatsos.

Lawyers: *glares*

Me: I'm NOT AFRAID OF YOU! *takes out stereo and pops in a Brittany spears CD* Ok peeps, let's leave em' in this room. *cringes* AND YOU ANNOYING LAWYERS! STAY HERE! *as conz and all readers leave room, conz presses play button and rushes out of the room*

Lawyers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! LET ME OUT!! *attempts to break down door*

Chapter 14 continued…(don't you just hate me!) =)

            Meanwhile, on the Black Peal, Jack sighed a breath of relief.

            "What in the name of Valor did you do that for!" The angry elf fumed.

            "Did you think I was really going to kill you, elf boy?" Jack said calmly

"For a second, it did seem like it," Aragorn said before Legolas could respond in any way that would infuriate the Captain.

            "And why would I?" Jack said. He paused for a moment, then continued, "either way, I would still need Elf-Boy alive, or I'd stay like this." He paused again and grinned. "But idiots like Barbossa who have thick skulls don't know that until it's too late!"

            Even Legolas had to grin at the joke. But he still wanted to get some kind of revenge, but not too evil, more like a jokingly revenge. He thought for a minute, then grinned. He went down to the storage area, and thankfully, their liquor wasn't touched at all. He pried open a crate of rum, and picked out a bottle. Then he walked back, with a goggled eye Jack looking at him.

            "Elf-Boy! What are you doing with my rum?" Jack cried, waving his hands around frantically.

            In the straightest face and tone Legolas could manage, he said, "Well, I am going to pay you back for putting that sword to my neck,"

            "But what are you going to do to my rum!?"

            Legolas popped off the cork and tossed it into the sea. "Well Jack, you see…" Legolas dumped the liquid slowly, watching it fall into the ocean. Jack's eyes opened even wider, and then glared at Legolas.

            "Oh, oops, did I accidentally spill that?" Legolas grinned as he tossed the bottle into the ocean. "I'm terribly sorry Jack!"

            "You're going to pay for that Elf-Boy." Jack growled, clenching his teeth. "You have exactly 5 seconds to run because I chase after you."

            Ten seconds later, a laughing Legolas was being chased around the ship by a very pissed off pirate Captain. Aragorn, Will and Elizabeth were laughing so hard, they were clenching their stomachs. Even Norrington gave a rare grin.

            Soon, The Black Pearl drifted off, in the direction of Isle de Murta along with the future and what will become of them…

TO BE CONTINUED (for real this time)

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A/N: sorry about the slow updates lately. don't forget about my offer to you guys! =) have a nice day! And click that little button before you leave please! =) The next chapter might be late, since I have a concert this Friday. (sticks tongue out)

Stereo: *breaks down*

Me/Readers: o.O

Conz: (opens door)

Lawyers: (X . X)

Conz: =) Next on the list…country music! *replaces broken Stereo with new one and tosses country music CD in*

Readers/conz exit room.

Conz: *before leaving, turns it on full blast*

Lawyers: Someone…save…us…

Conz: *sticks tongue out* =) *hands another cookie to everyone*