Not All Pirates Are Bad

A/N: =) I think I'll just jump to the reviews. =)

Vicki Turner: hehehe. Or will he?

Legolas19: might? =) hehehehe* now it's your turn. =) Now hurry and update. It's been a week. I'm waiting…

Elven-Elements: Legolas chucked out the rum, so that Jack would have to watch his precious rum wash away in the sea. =) hehehehe. Well, no, I might not, since my wonderful reviewers are watching me torture them. =) You have detentions!? O.O!!! Oh well…

Nilimade: I'll think about it.. *counts money smugly* want some cookies?

Stardra*: hehehe. That's for me to know and you to find out. =)

Yavie Aelinel: My lawyers are just big fat pains. And since it's painful to say that I don't own POTC and LOTR, I decided to do some humorous things with it, savvy? And I hope you're not going to sue me, since I update often. I tend to own penguins. My lovely army of penguins. =)

Clothespeg_rules: I'm sorry to hear that. Growls* don't worry, I'll remember to add u into my list so that you'll have an equal chance.

ElvenPrincessSapphire: hehehe* you're welcome! =) but they're immortal!!! Even looking at your sisters face won't kill em! T,T Besides, even if you tried to make em look hot, they'd look like pink elephants.

S O M E B O D Y: Thnx for reading! I hope this is fast enough for you.

Ellie: hehe. Here's more!! =)

Notice: A, you will find out who wins at the END of this page. If you are the winner, I will send you an e-mail, unless you are sending me reviews anonymously, savvy? B, I'm sorry I posted late. I was at a friend's house. =)

Lawyers: You're just slacking.

Me: *glares* That's detention for you.

Lawyers: Too bad. We're out of school already.

Me: Well, since you have so much free time, you may as well take our place.

Lawyers: MAKE US!

Me: *uses authoress powers*

Lawyers: Where the hell are we?

Mr. Pratt: (my associate principle) You watch your language young men. *starts talking*

Lawyers: T.T!! Save us!

Me: =P no!

Lawyers: PLEASE?

Me: MAKE ME!!

Reviewers: Hurry up. We don't have all day.

Me: Ok, here you go.

+++++CHAPTER 15+++++

            It was dark. It was still. And Barbossa had plans. The days of being the immortal Captain Barbossa were soon coming to an end. But he was impatient. He wanted to eat a slice of the apple as soon as he was fully human again. He never did get the chance to do that. He had gotten the booty, and was sailing toward Isle de Muerta.

            You could imagine his displeasure when his crew found Gibbs unconscious and locked up. He was  very displeased.

            "One more mistake and I'm feedin ye to the sharks."

            The cold chilling words.

            But such was not the case with Jack. Jack Sparrow. The man he had vowed to maroon and kill, three times. The man that had come very close to the gallows. The man that slipped from his grasp every, single, last time. But this time, everyone on the Black Pearl was asleep. Not suspecting…

            "Take a walk gents."

            "To where?"

            "The Black Pearl"

            "Aye Captain."

            So they went. Under the moonlight. Skeletons in the dark, crawling quietly. Climbing onto the rope. They grinned. The pirate guard had fallen asleep, snoring. Being so careful not to wake anyone up, a pirate stepped onto the wooden floor, causing a loud squeak in the silence.

            "Shh…Barbossa will have our heads if anyone does anything wrong again."

            Even so, that squeak was loud enough to wake a restless, half sleeping elf. His ears twitched. He blinked in the darkness, and kept still. When he heard more footsteps, he shook Aragorn awake.

            "Estel…"

            "What is it, Legolas?" Aragorn muttered sleepily, wanting to go back to sleep.

            "I…hear…sounds…that should not be heard…on a pirate ship."

            Aragorn listened. "Someone is being careful. Someone…" They quietly got out of bed, armed themselves and quietly warned Jack and the others. Then, they all hid under the bedcovers.

            "Quiet Fool. This is the Captain's Quarters. They should be in here." The pirate opened the door, and winced at the loud squeak. With no warning, Will, Aragorn, Jack and Elizabeth started attacking the pirates. Legolas was left with strict instructions from Jack to stay hidden.

            "Traitors!!" The guard finally woke. He cry warned the others, who rushed out in various garments. The guard was immediately killed after he cried. He fell with shock to the ground, his eyes open.

            The fight was no more than a brief ten minutes, but to everyone fighting, it felt like an eternity. Legolas, who was hiding under bed covers, (don't ask…) could not stand it anymore. Here he was, just lying there, in the midst of an attack, doing nothing. He threw off the covers, threw open the door and stroll out, plucked a sword from a pirate and stood to the edge of the ship.

            "In the Name of the Valor, stop your fighting!" he  bellowed, loud enough to stop everyone from fighting one another.

            "It's him!!" the leader stepped forward, intending to catch him.

            "Not another step, or I will take my own life."

            Mummers were heard throughout the ship.

            "Leave. You need not to be so restless. You'll be mortal soon." They did not move, or reply. "If you do not leave, at the count of 10, then all will be lost. 1!"

            "Two." He looked around. "Three." The pirates look at one another.

            "Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine." He took a deep breath…

+++TO BE CONTINUED!!+++

A/N: Muahahaahahahaha…

Me: *extremely dramatically* And the winner is…drum roll please!

Drum rolls sound*

Lawyers: MUAHAHAHHA!! FREE!!!

Me: o.O!! I thought you were doing Detentions!!

Lawyers: We're good children, unlike you!

Me: fine then. *thrusts homework at them* DO MY HOMEWORK THEN.

Lawyers: *sticks tongue out*

Me: Oooh…you're going to pay!! Kess…can I borrow your sister?

Lawyers: Shit…run!

Me: Hey, watch the language.

Reviewers: So who won?

Me: Oh, sorry. AND THE WINNER IS….DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!

Reviewers: You said that already…

Me: Oh, oops…

Reviewers: GET TO IT ALREADY!!!

Me: Legolas19!!! CONGRATULATIONS!! =) You can check your e-mail now. =) And thanks to the rest of you for reviewing.

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Summary of Sequel: Aragorn and Legolas thought that day was just any ordinary day, until they met Jack Sparrow and William Turner in Middle Earth. But What if Sauron and The One Ring came back…to dominate Middle Earth and cast it into darkness?