Hey, I hope you like stupid short chapters because this is pretty much what this part is. he he ^^;;

Kaiba: I like having a talk show!

Yep, sure Kaiba.

Kaiba: What? I do. I get to be the boss and everything!

Well, your already the boss of your own company…

Kaiba: so?

So why do you want to be boss of something else?

Kaiba: Well, the way I look at it, is the more things your boss of, the better!

….yeah, sure kaiba….

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Kaiba: hello and welcome to my babbling non-exciting boring and pointless talk show!!

audience: *applauds*

Kaiba: *bows* thank you very much! now, today our special guest is..... MARIK!!

audience: *applauds again*

Marik- *dressed in a purple cape with his millenium rod, steps onto the stage*

Kaiba- hello and welcome Marik to my babbling non-exciting-

Marik- yeah ,yeah... I no what your stupid show is called.

Kaiba- OK NOW WE CAN BEGIN SINCE HE ALREADY KNOWS WOT THIS SHOW IS CALLED!

audience: *in a boring voice*...yay..

Kaiba- so, Marik... as you are our VERY special guest what wood you like to talk about?

Marik- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CONTROLLING THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Kaiba- taking over the world, eh? well, go ahead, then! why do you want to take over the world?

Marik- to become pharaoh of all time and cancel this stupid talk show.

Kaiba- HEAR THAT FOLKS! HE WANTS TO CANCEL MY TALK SHOW!

audience: BOOOOOOOO!!! *throws rotten tomatoes and pasta at Marik*

Marik- ACH!!! YOU'LL ALL SUFFER FOR WOT YOU'VE WHEN I BECOME PHARAOH!!

audience- *unfazed and unconcerned*

Marik- ILL TEACH YOU!!! YOU'LL SOON LEARN TO QUIVER WHEN I, MASTER MARIK, IS ANGRY AT YOU! YOU'LL LEARN TO RESPECT MY POWER, TO BOW AT MY FEET! YOU WILL-

Kaiba- oh, well, what do you know. I'm sorry Marik but your time is up. the exit is straight ahead and to your left. thank you for coming!^^

Marik: -_- I'm not done.

Kaiba- but you must leave, we do have other guests tonight!

Marik- I'm not leaving until I get through to the audience that they will suffer.

Kaiba- *walks to the edge of the stage* OK EVERYONE! MARIK SAYS THAT YOU WILL SUFFER LATER ON WHEN HE BECOMES KING!

Marik: -_-pharaoh

Kaiba- oh...er....BECOMES PHARAOH I MEAN! EVERYTHING CLEAR?

audience- NOT REALLY!!

Marik- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Kaiba-.... umm... it means that everything is understood and that they will suffer their punishment with deep sorrow. *bows head*

Marik: ..... no it doesn't...

Kaiba: Yes it does. Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave.....*pushes Marik out the door* well, let's hear it for Marik!!!!

audience: *applauds*

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Yeah, so it's short…..I'll make the next chapter longer though J