WWE Halo

Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE or Halo. Vince McMahon owns WWE and Bungie owns Halo.

Chapter 2: In the middle of Space, a ship came out subspace. It had just left a battle that destroyed Earth's last defense against another Race, The Covenant. The crew thought that they could temporally escape the Covenant, but they didn't know that they had been in this system. The reason for the Covenant's interest in this system was obvious. In this system there was a large ring structure. It contain an environment that could support life. But who created it and its purpose was a mystery.

The figure smiled. He already begun place the WWE superstars and a few "Guests" on the ring. However, it would take awhile for any action to start. So the figure looked at the remaining superstars, and chose three of them to go to the human ship. "Looks like things are going to get a lot more interesting.

The Rock was confused. One moment he was wrapping up his new movie "Walking Tall", the next he was in a bright light. The next thing he knew he was somewhere else. He couldn't tell where he was. It looked like a military base by the color and it had what looked like pillars. The Rock spotted what looked like a window and headed toward it. When he saw what was outside he was shocked. He could see stars, and he saw what looked like a red planet. Somehow the Rock was in outer space!

Chris Jericho was not a happy man. One moment he was listening to the best song on WWE originals ("Don't You Wish You Were Me") and the next, he was what looked like a cafeteria. "I didn't order to be taken to a school kids lunch party!" He shouted a no one. Jericho looked around for some exit when the whole room shook. "Attention, the Covenant have boarded the ship! All marines get to battle stations". "What is going on here??" Jericho again shouted at no one, but when he heard voices he hid in the most poorly lighted corner in the room. "I'll just sit here and wait till I know what's going on", Jericho said to himself, before a squad of Marines entered the room and Jericho took some advice he'd given others and shut the hell up.

Randy Orton couldn't believe what was happening. One moment he was seeing one of his many girlfriends, and the next he was in a purple room with a horde of aliens. Randy kept quiet and hopped he wasn't discovered, those aliens and their fancy guns looked dangerous. He just hopped wherever he was going it wasn't a deathtrap.

Master Chief had just been defrosted and watched a crewmember get killed in what seemed like an hour after he saw Reach get destroyed by the Covenant. He walked outside and saw the other crewmember get killed by an explosion. So Chief had to get to the Bridge of a ship he barely severed on. Luckily there where several signs that pointed to the Bridge and he got there. He stood before the captain. "Captain Keyes" Master Chief said. "Good to see you Master Chief. Things aren't going well. Cortana tried her best, but we never really had a chance", Keyes said, a concerned look on his face. A purple figure with 1s and 0s flowing threw her "body" appeared. "A single Halcyon-class cruiser against multiple Covenant war groups, with those odds I am contempt with three, no, four kills" The Hologram turned towards to the chief, "Sleep well?" "No thanks to your driving, yes", The Chief replied. "So you did miss me", Cortana said with a smile. An explosion hit the ship, shaking the entire bridge. "Report!" Keyes yelled," Captain, the main cannon has been taken offline", the helms officer said. "Captain, the cannon was my last defense" Cortana said with a concerned tone. "Well then, we only have one choice left. I'm abandoning the Autumn", the captain said, "Cortana, prepare all necessary orders and then get ready to leave the system." "While you what, go down with the ship?" Cortana said, with a tone in her voice. "In a matter of speaking," Keyes said before he turned to the display in front of him, "This ring we found, I'm going to try and land the Autumn on it." "With all due respect captain, this war has enough dead heroes," Cortana said, knowing what the captain's response would be. "Its not up to me. Protocol says that the destruction or capture of a ship board A.I is unacceptable," Keyes said, turning to Chief when Cortana's form disappeared. "That's where you come in. Take Cortana, and keep her from the Covenant. If they capture her, they'll learn everything. Force deployment, weapons research," Keyes eyes showed his seriousness, "Earth". "I understand," Chief said, knowing what failure meant. Cortana returned, "I did what you said captain, but I detected two strange energy readings on the ship, plus one on a Covenant boarding craft. This may be some new technology they've developed", she theorized, though she couldn't say for sure. "Where's the nearest one?" Chief asked, "In the cafeteria near the bridge". "Alright, you have your orders, now get to them. And here, I don't keep it loaded, so you'll have to find ammo on your own", Keyes said, Handing Master Chief the chip that contained Cortana and a pistol. Chief left the bridge and found some ammo. Just in time as three grunts appeared and fired their plasma pistols at him. He shot the furthest two, taking his foot and slamming into the closest, breaking its mask and face. Chief entered the cafeteria, "The energy surge was around this area and, Chief! Help the marines take out that elite!" Cortana said as the elite shot dead a marine. MC took the fallen solder's Assault Rifle and firing several rounds into the elite before the rifle ran out of ammo. "Damn it!" Chief said, realizing he should of reloaded the weapon when he picked it up. Just then the door behind the elite opened and several marines opened fire on the elite. The onslaught was too much for the elites shields and it failed, causing bullets to hit the elite itself. The elite let out one last war cry before dying. The victory was short lived, as another door opened and an elite with several grunts, the marines' guns made short work of the grunts, but the elite dodged each bullet with it's speed, it's shields taking little damage. When all the guns on the defenders side ran out of ammo, the elite saw its chance to attack and let out a roar, but then felt a strong blow to the back of the head and felt no more. Chief stared at the elite's killer. He was dressed in what looked like tights with the word "JERICHO" on one side and a circle with the silhouette of a man in it. He had blond hair with some black in it. Chief walked up to the man "Thanks" he said. "Don't thank me, I just felt like hitting something. But could you please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE", the man said, with an angry look on his face. Chief was about to explain to him when Cortana said, "Wait, he might be the source of the energy. Ask him where he came from". Chief did what Cortana told him to and got a strange answer. According to the man (Who's name was Chris Jericho, or Y2J) told MC that he was in his hotel room when a bright light enveloped him and he appeared in this room, in the spot where the energy pulse was. "That's it, he's the source of the energy. "Will you now explain to me what's going on?" Jericho said before MC walked of. "I'll tell you later, but we've got to go", MC said leaving the room in a run. "Hey wait up!" Jericho said, running after him.

It had not been easy for Jericho to digest what he heard. It was almost Six Hundred years from the current date in which he just came from. Earth was at war with an alien species and there was nothing between Earth and them. "Where approaching the next site of the energy pulse", Cortana said in Chief's helmet, out of reach of Jericho's hearing. "Someone you know may be up ahead," MC said to Jericho, who was about to ask how he knew but was distracted by what was around the next corner. Elites were on the floor, Grunts were in Cheer, and a familiar figure just Rock Bottomed the last elite. "That serves you right for messing with the Great one. IF YA SMELLA", the Grunts started to speak with him, "WHAT the Rock is cooking!" The Rock then turned towards MC and Jericho. "What in the blue Hell are you doing here?" The Rock said, pointing at Jericho. "I'm here to add some sanity to this place SELLOUT!" Jericho shouted getting ready for a fight. "ENOUGH!" MC yelled, clearly seeing the fight coming, "You can settle your differences later. We need to get off the ship as soon as possible." "Ah the Rock has already figured that part out. You see, THE MILLIONS", and the grunts said "AND MILLIONS", The Rock continued, "Of the Rock's fans have informed the Rock that on the left side of the ship there is a hole in their attack range." "You mean that they're not covering one of the lifeboat hangers?" Master Chief said with a hint of surprise. "Yes, it seams that this ship damaged one of their cruiser's engines, forcing it to land on the Ring" The Rock finished. "Well what are we waiting for? Lets get the hell out of here!" Jericho said, already heading down the corridor. "Lets go" MC said, running after Jericho in case there were anymore Covenant. "Well fans, its time the Rock says goodbye. You have to find your own way out of this mess," The Rock said, proceeding to run down the corridor, leaving the grunts alone to figure out how to get of the ship in one piece.

Randy Orton's luck had been with him indeed. He had escaped from the ship (though this fact left he even more confused) and had got away from the aliens while they were facing what looked like soldiers. He was now wandering around the ship, staying away from the windows that showed outer space. He had avoiding running into any aliens or soldiers, but he was hopelessly lost. It didn't help that a voice over the loudspeakers kept issuing orders to evacuate. Orton heard gunfire in and the yells of aliens around the corner. He was about to double-back and find another way out of there when he heard a familiar voice. "Well, its time for the King of Bling Bling to get to work". Randy, knowing that he wasn't the only WWE superstar on the ship, had a surge of courage and leapt out around the corner. A tall alien in blue armor was caught off guard by Randy's entrance and got a fist in the face. His comrades didn't notice and continued fighting the marines. He then saw a sight that no one would believe: Chris Jericho and The Rock fighting side by side against these aliens. Randy them saw one of the tall aliens aiming towards them, ran forward, and gave it an RKO, almost falling down to the floor below. Then he saw a pair of green armored feet. He started to look up but he felt himself being picked up. "Friend of yours?" The green armored man said to the two WWE superstars. "We know him," Jericho said, not showing the disgust of being called a friend of Randy Orton. Chief put Orton on his feet, "Lets get going" he said before heading of in the direction Orton came from. "What is going on?" the so-called Legend Killer said. "I'll tell you later, lets follow MC," Jericho said as he and the Rock followed the Chief, pulling Orton in till he started running too.

It had been a tough road to the lifeboats, but there was bad news. "Sorry sir, we only have room left for on this lifeboat," the pilot said. In MC's, Jericho's, and the Rock's minds they knew that there was a lot of plasma fire and the last lifeboat would properly get destroyed, but they had to get someone of the ship. The six eyes turned to Randy, who said "What?" MC grabbed Orton and threw him into the ship. It launched, but Orton grabbed the pilot's seat, causing him to dive, narrowly missing a plasma beam. It accelerated and got out of the Covenant's range and headed towards the Ring. "Good riddance," The Rock said before ducking at the sound of plasma fire. A few grunts had appeared and began firing at him. MC shot them with his Assault Rifle before hearing the blast doors behind and in front of him close. "Damn," he said under his breath. "Don't worry, there's a maintenance hatch around the corner," Cortana said, although the two men behind him couldn't hear. "Well, now what do we do?" The Rock said, picking up a plasma pistol. "Yeah chief," Jericho added, picking up a plasma rifle. The chief filled them in on Cortana and her plan.

"When you said that this would be a slight detour, I was expecting that it would be short and grunt free," Jericho said, hitting a grunt with the back of his plasma pistol before shooting another. "Its just ahead" MC replied running out of the second maintenance tunnel, "See? Were right next to the lifeboats." "Yeah, and a lot of elites. Look out!" The Rock said, seeking cover. He dived right next to a grenade. A grin appeared on the Rock's face. "Fire in the hole!" He yelled, picking up the grenade, taking out the pin, throwing it, and having a plasma shot just graze his arm. MC, Jericho, and three marines ducked as the grenade detonated, taking out the Covenant. "Now would be a very good time to leave!" Cortana said as the chief, Jericho, and the Rock boarded the lifeboat. "Punch it", he said to the pilot. "Aye Aye sir". The lifeboat lurched forward and left the ship just before several plasma missiles hit it. The lifeboat began to enter the ring's atmosphere. "Are you sure you wouldn't like to take a seat?" Cortana asked. "If I still had fingers they'd be crossed".