WWE Halo

Hey, I got a review! My first fic, my first review. First time they read a WWE fic, first time they heard of Halo. It was a night of firsts. In case you don't know, Halo is an award winning video game by Bungie for the X-box and PC. This is going to be a long story so stay with me okay. Not to give anything away but it won't be over for the WWE after they finish Halo (no pun meant). Why? Keep reading. It'll get clearer next chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE or Halo. If I did I would be a happy man.

Chapter 3: On the Surface.

Triple H blinked. One moment he had been exercising, the next, he was in an open field. He wasn't alone either: with him were the "Super Heroes" The Hurricane and Roesy, Rey Mysterio, A-train, Christian, Ric Flair, a blonde kid who he recognized as Spanky, and a man dressed in red. They all began to talk at the time, but they all had a similar questions, "Where are we?" "Well", the Hurricane said, "It appears we are in a field of some kind". "Good job Einstein", A-train said, backhanding him. "Well this is going to get us somewhere!" Spanky said sarcastically. "Not now kid, let the grown ups talk", Ric Flair said, walking to Triple HHH, "How did we get here Hunter?" "Umm, guys?" Mysterio said looking up. "If you two would stop acting so high and mighty, we might fight out something!" Spanking said. "The young one is right", Hurricane replied. "Don't call me young!" Spanking replied. "Cut it out small fries!" A-train yelled. "Well, you aren't to big yourself!" Roesy said, acting imposing in his superhero voice. "Cut it out! This won't get us anywhere!" The unknown man said. "If we want advice from a red freak, we'll ask for it!" Triple H said. "Umm guys?" Mysterio said again. "WHAT!" everyone yelled. Mysterio just pointed up causing everyone to look up. Once again, everyone said the same thing at the same time, "What is that?!" "Well, it appears to be a ring," Hurricane said, looking at it set into the horizon. "When did earth have a ring circling it?" Mysterio stated, once again pointing "And since when did we have a huge red planet right next to us?" He was right, they had a similar moon, but a red planet was indeed close enough to see clearly. "And notice the way the ring curves when it gets to the horizon? It looks like it's getting wider when in fact it's getting closer", the red stranger said, "We're ON the ring!"

Eddie Guerrero was not happy. No only was he stranded out in the middle of nowhere (Oh yeah, Chavo and Maven were there), but his Lowrider wasn't with him. "It's not fair ese, I just bought it!" Eddie was screaming as Maven and Chavo tried to calm him down. Just then they heard what sounded like some kind of aircraft. "Maybe their here to help" Chavo said, running of in the direction of the sound. Maven followed, and Eddie went into a reluctant jog. When they got over the hill they saw a purple craft landing. Being cautious they hid behind some bushes. Their caution proved correct as the occupants turned out not to be human. They then heard the sound of an engine and what sounded like some strange weapon fire, and a few moments later they saw some kind of helicopter of plane crash into a mountain behind the aliens. "I don't like the look of this," Maven said, stating the obvious. A lone human had bailed out when the craft had been close enough to jump out safely, but the aliens noticed him and shot their guns his way. He never had a chance. "Lets go Uncle Eddie" Chavo said, turning away with Maven. Eddie was about to go with them when he saw something, something that the plane had dropped before it crashed, something Eddie needed. "Chavo, Maven!" Eddie said, "What is it?" Maven and Chavo said. "Its, a, CAR!" Eddie said, almost loud enough for the aliens to hear. "Eddie, that's not a lowrider, it's just a jeep with a gun in the rear!" "SO! I'm in lowrider withdrawal, if I don't get some wheels soon I'm goanna have a heart attack!" "And how do you propose to do that uncle?" Chavo said, "Those aliens will kill us. Unless we have a distraction, that car is staying right there". Maven and Eddie both looked at Chavo in an evil way. "Ah, why are you looking at me like that?"

The alien elite was just about to move out when he saw one of the human filth run towards a nearby canyon. He ordered his grunts to chase the human. "Wort, Wort, Wort!" the elite yelled, giving chase. After a few moments the gap between the Human and his troops was almost close enough to start firing, when he heard the sound of an engine starting. He turned around just in time to see a green shaped object hit him at high speed.

"CHAVITO! HOP ON ESE!" Eddie yelled, as the warthog (the name inside the car said) ran over the aliens. Maven had manned the back gun and was firing at them, although his aim wasn't that good. Chavo jumped into the passenger seat when it was slow enough to board. Eddie passed Chavo a gun that he picked up when he passed the deceased marine, "Help senor Maven take out those aliens!"

Master Chief woke up with a pain in his head. He remembered the Lifeboat crashing; a pain in his head and everything went black. "Chief, Chief can you hear me? At last! Unfortunately, only our new friends and us survived the crash." Cortana was right; the Rock was standing outside, looking unharmed. Jericho was sitting down on the ground with a dazed look on his face. He had some water and it looked like he had tried to calm himself down. Chief walked outside the lifeboat, and he picked up a pistol and an assault rifle lying out side. It seemed that the Rock and Jericho had both taken weapons, and they all had plenty of ammo. The Chief handed them the helmets of their downed comrades, and instructed them on how to set it up so they could hear Cortana. "Warning, Covenant dropships inbound, it looks like their looking for survivors. I recommend impendent evasion into the hills." Master Chief armed his rifle and looked at the wrestlers, "You heard her. Lets get moving".

A strange group appeared outside an even stranger structure. Although they didn't come here by choice, by fate or design they all knew each other. D'lo Brown was the first to recognize the people here. There was Al Snow, a man who was known for being an idiot, and next to him was the Coach, who used to work with D'lo on Sunday Night Heat before D'lo was fired. Steven Richards and Victoria were in a corner (and no one wanted to know what they were talking about). There was the "Un-Americans", Christian, William Reagal, Test, (with Stacy Keibler behind him), and Lance Storm, although they all had separated. Val Venus, Jamie Noble, Nidia, and Kurt Angle all appeared in random places around D'lo. Everyone except Kurt Angle said, "Where are we?" while Kurt Angle said, "Where's my milk?" Just before they deliberated on where they were when they heard a rumbling sound and saw a strange looking craft crash near them. Everyone was speechless as some military looking guys stepped out of the craft. "Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing here!?" The man said, running over to them with his fellow colleagues. He was dark skinned, 6 foot, and was wearing a whitish yellow hat and uniform. Just then one of his fellow marines ran over to him, "Sir! Covenant forces inbound, we're trapped!". "Keep your hat on solider! Get in defense position and give a gun to anyone with the brains to shoot it!" the Sergeant yelled, and at once the soldiers followed his orders. Satisfied, the Sergeant turned to the WWE and NWA workers, "That means you! I don't know how you got here or where you came from, but those Covenant SOBs won't care while their turning your insides to ash. So either you pick up a gun and fight or you stay the hell out of our way!". They didn't need to be told twice. Convinced that these "Covenant" would kill them, they all picked up a gun and waited.

MC, The Rock, and Y2J all fired at the Covenant that lay ahead of them. They all fell under the bullets that headed in their direction. The group jumped of a cliff and continued running. When they reached the next corner and saw a group of marines, Pillar of Autumn crew, and some strange people who the wrestlers recognized. "What in the blue hell are you doing here?" The Rock said at his fellow WWE superstars. "Now is not the time to discuss that. We need to prepare for evac. Those Covenant aren't going to sit back while we take our time getting out of here. Now Chief, thanks to you we might have a chance to win this", the sergeant said. No sooner had he said that then the dropships arrived. The first one arrived on the other side of the building the Chief was looking at. At once everyone ran over to the other side of the building and fired at the Elites and Grunts that jumped out of the dropship. "Dang, I can't fire this gun, it's broken!" Noble said, before Nidia pushed the button that took out his empty clip, out a new one in, and ready the pistol, "oh, I knew that, I was just, um, testing your gun wits." Soon every enemy solider was dead. But then another dropship appeared to the left of where they started. Once again, every one ran over to the enemy's drop of point. "Hey, that spaceship would go well with your pants Steve," Victoria said to Richards. Once again, they quickly took out the grunts and one elite. "Man, my guns empty!" D'lo said, "Mine too", Regal responded. "Well, lets just take one of these guys guns. They won't mind", Christian said, picking up Covenant weapons. Another Dropship appeared further away. "Lets go and take out these sucky aliens!" Kurt Angle said, leading the charge. "Look who's talking", Val said. Once again they defeated the Covenant, but this time they lost a marine and a crewmember. The sound of another dropship approached. At this point everyone was low on ammo and (except for MC) were tired. "I don't know how much more of this we can take sir," a marine said. "We'll survive for as long as we have to! Now lock up, and lets take out those Sons of bitches!" the sergeant yelled at everyone. "How long are they going to pound us?" Jericho asked. "Not much more, they won't waste all there men attacking a single area. This is properly the last wave" MC said. "Well then, if this is the last wave, than The Rock is going to kick some major ass!" "Amen". The Covenant ship landed, "LETS GO!"

Randy Orton got out of the lifeboat he was in and ran towards the rest of the survivors. Aside from the crew, he spotted a man in a black mask dressed in a black shirt with black pants. There was also Ultimo Dragon, Batista, John Cena, The Hardy boyz, Booker T, Shawn Michaels, and Chris Benoit. "Well, it looks like I'm not the only one in this mess" Randy said. Then Booker looked over at him, "What do you mean by that Sucka?" while every one else looked at him.

MC and his companions were about to fire on the Covenant when they heard the roar of an engine and a song. "Viva La Rasa!" A warthog sped over the hill and rammed right into the middle of the elites, Jackals, and Grunts. Inside was the unmistakable image of Eddie, Chavo, and Maven. After they made short work of the enemy, they drove over to the stunned crowed. "What's up ese?" Eddie asked. "Not much, how do you get such a nice set of wheels?" "I bet you stole them" "Who are you" "I knew your stealing ways would be useful." "Way to go Maven, I knew my lesions would help you". Everyone was talking at the same time in till chief said "Enough! Thanks for your help. The dropship should be here soon, so can I borrow that warthog?" "I'll drive you, but I'm keeping the wheel." Eddie responded as Chavo and Maven got off. Just then a dropship appeared. As it lowed Cortana spoke to the pilot, Foehammer, about picking up the marines, crewmembers, and the WWE (and ex-WWE) wrestlers, and taking them to a safe point where they could rest when the sound of engines was heard. "Look!" Cortana said into the speakers in MC's and the marines' helmets. Everyone looked up and saw several flames shooting across the sky. When they were close enough the group could see that they were lifeboats. "As soon as those lifeboats hit the ground the Covenant will be all over them," Cortana said, "We have to get there first." "Well, you can use the warthog attached to the dropship to get there. As soon as you've secured an area, call me in and I'll pick up any survivors", Foehammer said. At that moment the warthog that had been attached to Foehammer's dropship dropped down. Soon it was Master Chief, The Rock, and a marine in one warthog, and Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, and William Regal got on the other. As the dropship and its passengers left, the two Warthogs could be seen driving of into the hills.

Triple H's world was in hell. Shortly after the group established that they were on a giant ring in a different solar system, a purple ship flew over their heads. As soon as it touched the ground, some aliens popped out and attacked them. They all ran for cover inside a giant opening in the cliff near them. They heard what sounded like something hitting the ground at a high speed. When they all were in the opening they realized their mistake. They were to far away from the corner to lose the aliens, and since they were out in the open they would be killed before they could get close enough to engage the aliens. They were about to give up hope when they heard the unmistakable sound of a car's engine.

Master Chief sped over the energy bridge with Eddie Guerrero's warthog right behind him. Leaving behind the bodies of the brief struggle with the Covenant, they drove towards the exit. Now that everyone was in a car and had helmets, they all could hear Cortana's voice. "There seems to be a lot of traffic on the Covenant battle network. They're actually broadcasting information on unscripted channels. We should show them who they're dealing with". However, her last few words weren't heard as the warthogs turned the corner. In front of them was a group of people who were looking the direction that the Master chief was heading in. As if on cue, a group of Covenant emerged into view and started shooting at the two warthogs and the group in front of them. William Regal and the marine opened fire on to the Covenant using their chain guns to send the enemy running for cover. While they did that, MC and Eddie Guerrero drove their respective warthogs onto the Covenant. The Rock, Kurt Angle, William Regal, and the lone Marine all sprayed their fire into the Covenant. The grunts went down instantly, the Jackals shields blocked the all the bullets that hit it, but some bullets found their mark in areas where the shield didn't cover. The Elite shot and killed the marine on Master Chief's warthog, but the bullets from the WWE wrestlers took its shield down to zero in a few seconds. The Elite was hit in the leg thanks to the Rock, and when the Elite tried to stand up, he was run over by the warthog. With the threat eliminated, the group decided to look at the people that they just saved. The Rock recognized them instantly. There was Triple H, the "Super Heroes" The Hurricane and Roesy, Rey Mysterio, A-train, Christian, Ric Flair, Spanky, and some guy dressed in red. But the introductions could wait till later, right now they had a mission to complete. Before the wrestlers could talk to each other the Master Chief drove off. Eddie yelled to the others to follow them as he followed MC across the river into a canyon.

John Cena, Big Show, Scotty 2 Hotty, Rikishi, Lita, Brock Lesnar, Kevin Nash, J.R, the King, SPWGTT, the A.P.A, Billy Kidman, Shannon Moore, and Dawn Marie where all in a brutal fight with the Covenant. No sooner then had they appeared on Halo had they met up with the POA crew and learned about what was going on had a dropship appeared and dropped Elites, Jackals, and Grunts. Now they were all in hand to hand combat (except for Lita, Dawn Marie, and J.R, who had fell back to try and help the crew fight of any other threats. The A.P.A and SPWGTT handled the two Elites. Brock, Big Show, Kevin Nash, and Shannon Moore attacked the Jackals. Everyone else attacked the grunts. As they were fighting, J.R spotted something that made his blood run cold. "Look!" He yelled, pointing in the direction 40 metres away from the brawl. Two Dropships were releasing troops. The Covenant forces engaging the WWE saw this and moved so that the wrestlers were in between the two groups. At once the POA and WWE workers knew their plan; one of the two new groups would attack the crewmembers while the other one would attack the wrestlers and force them to fight on two sides. But just then the Covenant's plan backfired. Two warthogs came around the corner and ran over the new troops, who had been to busy working on the attack plan that they had all stayed in one area, which also made taking out the survivors easy. This distracted the Covenant troops in hand-to-hand combat and they were all taken down. As soon as all of this was taken care of, Cortana called in for Foehammer as the WWE wrestlers talked. Foehammer then contacted the Master Chief, "Chief, this is Foehammer. I see you and I'm coming in to pick everyone up. I've brought some extra dropships so everyone can get back safely. The troops near a rocky cliff need your help. There are some troops hiding in some if the complexes near here, but the Covenant in that are has been taken care of".

The POA were trapped, and the Covenant troops had their weapons raised and were about to fire when a huge explosion of fire came from the entrance to the strange buildings burst out. Everyone turned to look at the entrance and they all saw a man, 6-foot-10, bald, wearing black pants come out of the fire and began to destroy the Covenant troops. One of the marines even thought he heard music.

"Ok. We'll go to the rocky cliff and call in once all Covenant troops have been eliminated." Cortana said to Foehammer. Everyone got onto one of the dropships that came except for the two warthog groups, which had been joined by a marine. The two warthogs sped of in the direction that Foehammer had said she saw survivors. As they approached they took care of several Covenant troops. When they got to the rock cliff they saw no one there. The group abandoned the warthogs and picked up some sniper rifles. The Rock thought he saw movement out of the corner of his eye, but when he looked he saw nothing. The group was about to leave when they saw some flashes of light coming from the top of the hill. While everyone thought that the flashes were unorganized, MC recognized that it was a signal that sniper groups used. The signal said, "Okay to approach". Master Chief told the rest of the group about what it said and headed up the hill. When he got to the top he noticed that the marines and several strangely dressed people who he guessed were wrestlers were all spread out behind rock cover. A simple yet effective sniper tactic; when operating in a large group of snipers, spread out thinly so that a concentrated burst of fire can't kill more then two men. The snipers at their positions could easily take out any force. However, the commander of this group knew differently. "Each solider only has 2 bullets each. Some of the Rifles were damaged, and we have wounded. If the Covenant attack us, we're finished," the commander said grimly. Master Chief nodded and looked towards the two warthogs. I should have hidden them better, Master Chief thought. Any Covenant patrols will see them, and then they would be all over the ammo-starved troops. As to coincide with his thoughts, two Covenant dropships appeared and dropped of 20 troops. Then Master Chief saw two groups of Covenant troops approach. One full of 10 Elites, and one filled with two Jackals, and eight grunts. The Rock began to prepare for the end when he saw the strangest thing that had come in this day.

Mick Foley came up behind the Covenant troops. In his right hand he held Barbie, a 2-by-4 wrapped in barbed wire. With his left hand he signaled for some unseen force to come. Behind he came Rob Van Dam, the Dudley boyz, Raven, Tommy Dreamer, Jazz, Hardcore Holly, and Rhyno, all armed with tables, chairs, kendo sticks, tacks, and all other sorts of ECW style weapons. The Covenant, as if some how foreseeing their doom, turned around, and saw the Hardcore wrestlers begin their assault. As the Dropship pilot began his decent, he saw what looked like hell. There were broken chairs, tables, sticks, barbed wire, and broken Covenant bodies.

Well that's it for chapter 3 (At last). Hopefully I'll bring up chapter 4 quicker this time. As always send your reviews (I only have one in my whole career). In till next time.