Chapter 5. In Gaby's dressing room
"Are you talking about the rumors?" Gaby asked. "Yeah. What's this about me having a small penis?" Goldberg questioned. "I don't know. I never said anything about your penis. By the way, why did you not say anything when the rumor was going around yesterday that we slept together? Not that us sleeping together would be a bad thing, but I just met you. That kinda makes me look ho-ish. That really pissed me off that you didn't deny it or at least say something about it." "Gaby, I didn't know anything about it until I came in today and everyone was talking about it. I would have defended you if I would have known what was going on. I really like you, & I wouldn't want anyone to think anything bad about you. I know that we just met, but there's something different about you. I just don't know what it is. You're not like the other girls--I like that." "Really, I feel really bad now." "Why?" "Because you know that rumor going around that it was bad----that was me- ---BUT I only said it because I thought you knew about the rumor & didn't do anything about it. Don't worry though, it's totally fixable. No one quite knows who started all of the rumors. I know that Test started the first one, I started the second one, & I have no idea where the penis one came from, don't worry though---I have a plan!" As Gaby said this, she got a very mischievous look in her eyes. Just before Gaby & Bill left her dressing room, she messed up her hair, grabbed him by the hand & led him out of the room. As they walked out, Gaby noticed Test out of the corner of her eye- just as she suspected. Gaby turned around to talk to Bill. "That was the best. Even better than last time and last time was mind blowing! I see why they call you da' man." "Nothing but the best for my girl." As soon as Gold berg said that, Test slipped away down the hallway. About 20 minutes later, Gaby passed Eric Bischoff in the hallway. "Congratulations Gaby." "On what?" Gaby was puzzled by Eric's question. "You and Goldberg. You know---do I have to say what y'all did? You know- having sex." "You are so three years old when you aren't in front of the camera, and thank you. It was nice, no wait-it was great, no wait- I can't think of a word to describe it-" "Thank you Gaby, that was TMI*." "You were the one that started the conversation, and I'd love to continue- not really- but I gotta go find Kane & RVD. I gotta talk to them." She left.
*A/N* Just in case you didn't know (some people don't), TMI means Too Much Information.
"Are you talking about the rumors?" Gaby asked. "Yeah. What's this about me having a small penis?" Goldberg questioned. "I don't know. I never said anything about your penis. By the way, why did you not say anything when the rumor was going around yesterday that we slept together? Not that us sleeping together would be a bad thing, but I just met you. That kinda makes me look ho-ish. That really pissed me off that you didn't deny it or at least say something about it." "Gaby, I didn't know anything about it until I came in today and everyone was talking about it. I would have defended you if I would have known what was going on. I really like you, & I wouldn't want anyone to think anything bad about you. I know that we just met, but there's something different about you. I just don't know what it is. You're not like the other girls--I like that." "Really, I feel really bad now." "Why?" "Because you know that rumor going around that it was bad----that was me- ---BUT I only said it because I thought you knew about the rumor & didn't do anything about it. Don't worry though, it's totally fixable. No one quite knows who started all of the rumors. I know that Test started the first one, I started the second one, & I have no idea where the penis one came from, don't worry though---I have a plan!" As Gaby said this, she got a very mischievous look in her eyes. Just before Gaby & Bill left her dressing room, she messed up her hair, grabbed him by the hand & led him out of the room. As they walked out, Gaby noticed Test out of the corner of her eye- just as she suspected. Gaby turned around to talk to Bill. "That was the best. Even better than last time and last time was mind blowing! I see why they call you da' man." "Nothing but the best for my girl." As soon as Gold berg said that, Test slipped away down the hallway. About 20 minutes later, Gaby passed Eric Bischoff in the hallway. "Congratulations Gaby." "On what?" Gaby was puzzled by Eric's question. "You and Goldberg. You know---do I have to say what y'all did? You know- having sex." "You are so three years old when you aren't in front of the camera, and thank you. It was nice, no wait-it was great, no wait- I can't think of a word to describe it-" "Thank you Gaby, that was TMI*." "You were the one that started the conversation, and I'd love to continue- not really- but I gotta go find Kane & RVD. I gotta talk to them." She left.
*A/N* Just in case you didn't know (some people don't), TMI means Too Much Information.
