Chapter 6. With Kane & RVD

"I can't believe y'all made up. That is great. Did you tell him that you started that one rumor?" "Yeah, & I told him that Test started the one about us having sex, but I don't know who started the penis one." "What penis one?" RVD asked. "Someone said Goldberg had a small penis." "Wait a minute...how did they say it?" Kane asked. "I don't know, something about a tiny ding-a-ling. Why?" "Gaby, what is your favorite line that Hurricane has said so far?" Kane asked "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a -ling----oh, I see what you're getting at, but why would Hurricane start that rumor? I only met him once." "Dude," RVD said, "Helms wants you to be his Hurri-lover! Ha ha ha!" "Shut up Rob! It doesn't matter what he wants, but let's make one thing clear Bill doesn't know that Helms is the one that started the penis rumor. We don't need a dead superhero on our hands- got it?" "Yeah." RVD & Kane agreed. "On a lighter note, what are y'all doing after the show?" Gaby asked "Well, I'm gonna go back to the hotel & see my wife, but I don't know about the big dude here." "I'm going to go back to the hotel & get some beauty sleep." Kane said. "You need all of that you can get, dude." Rob joked

Rob was a really sweet guy. A little off sometimes, but sweet nonetheless. Kane could be a little intimidating, but once you got to know him, he was a giant teddy bear. It was the same way with my other brother. Mr. American Bad Ass. Mr. Big Evil Red Devil. Mr. I am 10-0 at WrestleMania I'm so special. Don't get me wrong, I love Mark, but sometimes Mark wasn't the one who walked in the front door to visit me. Sometimes "The Undertaker" would walk in. After a while, he'd be plain old Mark, he was weird. I called Mark after I left Kane & Rob to tell him what was going on. "I already heard about it. Helms called Hardy, Hardy told a bunch of people, & I'm pretty sure everyone knows. That includes Vince. He called to talk to me about it, but all I had heard was rumors, so I gave him your new cell number. He'll probably call you pretty soon. He isn't mad, he just wants to be kept up on who's with who so that if he comes up with new storylines down the road-- he just doesn't want to offend you or anything. He's concerned. Don't be mad." "I'm not mad Mark, but just between you & me, well, and Bill, nothing really happened." Gaby whispered. "I started that rumor to squash the other ones which had gotten a little out of control. Hang on, my phone is beeping. Oh, hey, I'll call you back, it's Vince." "Ok"

"Hey Vince, what's up?" "I don't know. You tell me. I called about the rumors." "I know why you called Vince. I was talking to Mark when you called. Look, I'll tell you the same thing that I told Mark." Gaby looked around to make sure no one was there. "Nothing really happened, I mean, we kissed in the Hallway, but it was planned. We were trying to stop the other rumors--" "Other rumors?" Vince asked. "It's a really long story. All I can really tell you is that we like ach other, & nothing really happened. I really like him Vince." Goldberg walked up behind Gaby & kissed her on the neck. She smiled. "Is there anything else Vince? Bill is here. We are going to dinner, & then back to the hotel to-uh- watch movies." "That's all Gaby. Just call me & let me know if--when anything serious develops. Ok?" "Ok. Bye Vince." They hung up. "What did he want?" "Everyone knows about the newest rumor. Somehow it got to Steph who got it to Vince. He was just calling to ask about it." "Oh ok. Hey, I got an idea. Let's skip going out to dinner & order room service in the hotel. That way we can watch a movie at the same time." "That sounds good to me. Let's go have se-- I mean dinner--dinner." Gaby said.