A woman's voice is heard. "Welcome to another episode of The Crocodile
Stalker. Follow along as Steve Erwin stalks yet another wild beast, and
annoys the crap out of it."
"Here we are in fun filled Bayville, where some of members of the most unique species known as Mutant are known to hang out. Let's see what we can find." Steve starts walking down the street, followed by the camera. People are looking at him strangely. Children run screaming to their mommies, while the daddies look for guns. The hunter is oblivious to it all, including the fact that his pants are unzipped and the camera man is playing with a lighter while making flames dance on top of cars.
"Here's one now!" he yells, pointing at Sabretooth.
The feral mutant looks, and recognizes Steve. He runs away screaming.
"Oh-oh, looks like he's on the run. Not to worry though, I've set a trap. All I have to do is drive him toward it."
An open manhole cover is seen, just barely covered by grass and leaves... where none should be. Sabretooth easily evades it.
"Well, that didn't work. Should've used more brown leaves. No worries though, he won't avoid the next one." Steve continues to jog steadily after the now hysterical mutant. The camera man meanwhile has put a hat on the equipment, and glued a cane to it. Steve leaves him far behind. A second one catches up to Steve and continues the confusing journey.
"Ah... there we are." Steve says as he spies Sabretooth swinging upside down from a chain attached to his ankle. The mutant is now sobbing. "Notice the long, beautiful fur." He says, reaching toward Sabretooth, who swipes at him and roars. "You're all right mate, you're all right." He takes out an electronic tag. "Now what we're going to do is put this in his ear so we can track him. Now hold still mate...."
The camera man jumps as his camera starts to levitate, and numerous metallic objects around him lift into the air. He runs away screaming. Steve is still oblivious.
"Now, what we're going to do is...." Steve starts to say, when a long metallic pole impales him in the right arm, and in turn to the tree. "Oh- oh, looks like I've excited the local wildlife. They're getting restless. Look at the size of it!" He exclaims, looking at a figure in dark red armor floating toward him. Then the chain on Sabretooths leg lets loose.
"This isn't good. Apparently the red one is this mutant's mate.." At this point Sabretooth roars loudly and slashes Steves other arm off. "Or not. Look at the size of those claws. And the damage they can do. Oh-oh..." as a rip is heard. "There went my right lung. Well, I'm going to have some serious surgery..." then his head is removed and sent bouncing along the street toward Pyro, who sets it on fire and dances around it like a maniac.
"Tune into the Crocodile Stalker next week, where we deal with another round of lawsuits, and arguments with the life insurance company."
"Here we are in fun filled Bayville, where some of members of the most unique species known as Mutant are known to hang out. Let's see what we can find." Steve starts walking down the street, followed by the camera. People are looking at him strangely. Children run screaming to their mommies, while the daddies look for guns. The hunter is oblivious to it all, including the fact that his pants are unzipped and the camera man is playing with a lighter while making flames dance on top of cars.
"Here's one now!" he yells, pointing at Sabretooth.
The feral mutant looks, and recognizes Steve. He runs away screaming.
"Oh-oh, looks like he's on the run. Not to worry though, I've set a trap. All I have to do is drive him toward it."
An open manhole cover is seen, just barely covered by grass and leaves... where none should be. Sabretooth easily evades it.
"Well, that didn't work. Should've used more brown leaves. No worries though, he won't avoid the next one." Steve continues to jog steadily after the now hysterical mutant. The camera man meanwhile has put a hat on the equipment, and glued a cane to it. Steve leaves him far behind. A second one catches up to Steve and continues the confusing journey.
"Ah... there we are." Steve says as he spies Sabretooth swinging upside down from a chain attached to his ankle. The mutant is now sobbing. "Notice the long, beautiful fur." He says, reaching toward Sabretooth, who swipes at him and roars. "You're all right mate, you're all right." He takes out an electronic tag. "Now what we're going to do is put this in his ear so we can track him. Now hold still mate...."
The camera man jumps as his camera starts to levitate, and numerous metallic objects around him lift into the air. He runs away screaming. Steve is still oblivious.
"Now, what we're going to do is...." Steve starts to say, when a long metallic pole impales him in the right arm, and in turn to the tree. "Oh- oh, looks like I've excited the local wildlife. They're getting restless. Look at the size of it!" He exclaims, looking at a figure in dark red armor floating toward him. Then the chain on Sabretooths leg lets loose.
"This isn't good. Apparently the red one is this mutant's mate.." At this point Sabretooth roars loudly and slashes Steves other arm off. "Or not. Look at the size of those claws. And the damage they can do. Oh-oh..." as a rip is heard. "There went my right lung. Well, I'm going to have some serious surgery..." then his head is removed and sent bouncing along the street toward Pyro, who sets it on fire and dances around it like a maniac.
"Tune into the Crocodile Stalker next week, where we deal with another round of lawsuits, and arguments with the life insurance company."
