Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.

Chapter 1: Return

(7 years has past since the events of Termina)

(Link now lives with Malon and her father with the exception of Ingo)

Link: Malon! I'm done with milking the cows, okay?

(No response)

Link:?

(Suddenly, something pops out behind him and grabs him in a bear hug)

Malon: Linky! You're done at last! Go take a shower and then go take a nice rest!

Link: (choking) Akk.....o....k...a.....y

Link: (Opens the door to the house and then bumps into Ingo)

Ingo: WATCHA DOING BOY?!?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FINISH MILKING THE COWS!!

Link: I did sir!

Malon: (starts giggling when Link addressed Ingo as "sir")

Ingo: WELL THEN, DID YOU FINSIH FEEDING THE COCKOS?

Link: Aaaaa no sir..........

Ingo: WELL THEN GET MOVING!

Link: Yes sir! (Damn it!)

(Later, after Ingo leaves and Link is feeding the cuckoos.........)

Malon: Like your new chore?

Link: You did that on purpose.

Malon: I know! (smiles)

Link: Well, I'm done at last!

Malon: Okay, now this time it is the real deal, go get some rest, I'll do the rest of your chores.

Link: Okay!

(Link finally enters the house, takes a shower, changes his clothes, and is ready to go to bed)

Link: Okay now......AGH! (trips over something)

Link: Ow!

Talon: Huh?! Oh hi Link! Were you getting ready for bed? I'm so sorry! (Gets up and leaves the room)

Link: (starts laughing) I guess nothing ever changes.......

Link: (Gets in bed and starts sleeping)

(Link's Dream)

Link: Huh? (Looks around)

(The sky is black; everything is barren except for a piece of stone sticking out of the ground)

Link: What the hell? (Sees a figure on top of the stone with a giant sword with the shape of an Infinite symbol)

Figure: ........

Link: Who are you?

Figure: .........

Link: (Strains his eyes to see this person. He somehow recognizes this being, but can't make it out....)

Figure: You do not have the power to live in this vessel any longer!

Link: What?!

Figure: (Jumps up and is about to cleave Link an a parallel halves when he woke up)

Link: (Wakes up sweating and panting) What the hell was that?

A/N: Like it? I will update as soon as I get some reviews or if it starts going down to the bottom of the screen.