Annoyed Person: Wow it I forgot I wrote this

Pegasus: Don't you love me

Annoyed Person: maybe...

Disclaimer: I own nothing... I think

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Pegasus: Welcome! today's victim/guest/moose is Malik!

People in Audience that isn't there: YAY

Malik: where am I

Pegasus: Some random place... I think... either that or Wal-Mart

Malik: Who the HELL are you

Pegasus: Now, now we can't have that kind of langue, now can we

Malik: Yes I can

Pegasus: How come

Malik: Because I have the Millennium ROD

Pegasus: Really... and what do you do with this "rod'

Malik: I can control people's minds

Pegasus: That's it

Malik: Yep

Pegasus: QUESTION TIME!

Malik: What the hell...

Pegasus: Is it true you use that "rod" in mad monkey sex with Marik

Malik: Well... yes... but I don't see what that has to do with anything

Pegasus: DON'T QUESTION ME

Malik: (Backs away) I think I'll leave now

Pegasus: No you won't (pushes magical button of evil randomness that chains Malik to his chair of doom)

Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pegasus: (Laughs like the insane person he is) Next question... is it true you stare at Yami's ass

Malik: WHAT

Yugi: (Comes out of some random place) He's mine FOOL

Malik: oooooooooook

Yugi: QUIT YOU (Hits Malik on the head with a plastic moose)

Malik: Alright that's it (Tries to get out of his chair... unfortunately he's still chained down to it) NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pegasus: I knew those chains would come in handy one of these days

Yugi: Now your all mine (Hits Malik on the head with a model of the "volcano of love") HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Malik: OW (Hit) OW (Hit) OW I SHELL SEEK REVENAGE

Pegasus: Sure you will

Seto: (Comes out of model of the "volcano of love") I LIVE

Pegasus: How

Seto: The wonder of plot holes

Malik: (Still being hit by Yugi) But this story has no plot

Seto: Don't question the story

Malik: And why not

Pegasus: Because the Moose will hear you

Malik: The Moose

Seto: Yes the Moose

Malik: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Moose: (Comes out of a random hole in the time space thing-a-ma-gig and takes away Malik to be tested on in horrible ways)

Malik: SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Gets taken away)

Pegasus: That was so sad

Seto: (stares) Really

Pegasus: No

Yugi: DIE (Kills Seto for no real reason)

Seto: (Dead... again) X.x

Pegasus: Well that's all the time and people we have until next time-

Yugi: FEEL THE LOVE

Pegasus: O.o Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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Annoyed Person: That was pointless

Peggy: Yep

Seto: READ&REVIEW