January 15, 2004

So this is completely ridiculous. They claim this is to promote English excellence, or whatever. They claim it will give us more "insight" into ourselves. They claim that this will not be used against us.

Bullshit.

Just because I have a C- GPA, it doesn't make me a complete retard. The reason this little project exists is not to better our grammar or writing skills, or to help understand ourselves better. This is purely to get inside our twisted little minds, walk around in it, and fuck with us.

I guess since they can't do mandatory drug, STD, or pregnancy tests, this is the closest they get to stepping behind enemy lines, right? Whatever. I don't rock the boat, I just sit in it and pray to God it'll all be over soon.

If you, the wonderful teachers, administrators, and school board don't know me, you may want to get your eyes checked. I'm Jimmy Brooks, and I pretty much run the basketball court. The social scene too. I guess I'm what you would call a "star student".

But I feel like anything BUT a star these days.

As far as the battle of the sexes, it's Jimmy zero. No matter what I do, it seems like I can't get things right in the female department. I'm either getting dumped, or outside forces are working against me when I'm trying to get with a different girl.

I feel like the fates have deemed me undateable. Is there a neon blinking sign hanging above my head that says "Loser" that I don't see? I don't get it. How can I be so good in everything else, and suck so bad at this one thing?

I don't know why I even care. It's not like I can change it, right?

I'm out.

- Jimmy.