Some info for those who haven't read Pokemon Adventures in Japan: In Japan, that manga already reached the R/S series. Sapphire, or May is you like this name better, is a really wild girl. She can see for many miles and is sensitive with hearing and smelling. Just think of her as Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.

Chapter 2

One morning...

THUMP!

Fox: Ow... Cursing step...

Falco: Hello? Is that Bill Dur? You didn't come and fix the step yesterday!

Bill: I'm sorry, I have to go to my sister's wedding yesterday. Tomorrow I'll come for sure. (Hangs phone)

Falco: He better come tomorrow.

Parry: He better not come tomorrow.

Falco: Shut up!

Phone: ring

Falco: Hello? No! This isn't Pizza Palace!

Bowser: You should shout louder.

Ganondorf: Doc, when will my leg be cured?

Dr. Mario: It might take a few weeks.

Ganondorf: I'm tired of just sitting here all day long.

Meanwhile, Ed is somewhere else on the phone...

Ed: Well? Got it? Right, don't fail. Okay?

Back to the mansion

Phone: ring

Ganondorf: Hello? What? Eagle Flash? You want to talk to Mary?

Mary: (Gets phone) Hello? It's me, Mary. So you want to come for an interview, right? I'll be waiting for you.

Zelda: Interviewers are coming?

Mary: I wouldn't mind if Eagle Flash interviews me, but I wouldn't want to have anything to do with Tempo de Onett.

Ganondorf: Hey, who ate my crackers?

Parry: Burp...

Ganondorf: Evil bird! You ate my favorite crackers!!!!!

Parry: I can hear you.

Ganondorf: Someone take him away or else I'll do something that will change this story's rating!!!!!!

Link: As you wish. (Takes Parry away)

Dr. Mario: I got you a wheelchair. You can ride on it if you want.

Ganondorf: Yippee! Now I can roam around!

He got onto the wheelchair and zooms out the house.

Ganondorf: It's good to be outside again.

Two people are spying on him from the bushes.

DK: How's your leg?

Ganondorf: Still the same. Now this wheelchair made it seem as if my leg is better already.

DK: Wetter? I think the weather is rather dry around these days.

Keep in mind that DK has problem hearing.

DK: I have succeeded in creating a new variety of roses that are yellow.

Ganondorf: Good for you.

DK: No, it's yellow. By breeding it with bananas, I've not only made these roses yellow, but also gave them the smell of bananas. Therefore, I call them Banana Rose.

YAAAAAA!!!!!

Ganondorf: Who's there?

The two persons spying on Ganondorf ran from a group of wasps.

DK: No, I say the roses are yellow.

Ganondorf: I'm saying who screamed just now.

DK: I haven't finish planting these banana roses yet, so you mustn't tell anyone about it. Please keep it between us only.

Ganondorf: It's useless talking to you.

Meanwhile...

Mary: Ah, the reporters are here. Come on in. Mr. Came & Saw, can you please serve these gentlemans something.

G&W: Can you say my name correctly?

Outside...

Sapphire: Homerun!

Ness: She hit the ball far away!

YL: It's flying towards that tree!

Ness: It flew into a nest.

Sapphire: I can get it.

Sapphire climbs up the tree and found the ball, but she missed a branch and fell down.

YL: She's falling down!

Sapphire fell on her feet without any trouble.

Ness: Any sprains?

Sapphire: That fall is nothing. You should see me back in Hoenn. And that happened to be a Murkrow's nest. Those crow pokemons are knowned for stealing things, especially shiny things.

Whitney is out in the garden sewing clothes.

Mary: Whitney!

Whitney: You call me?

Mary: Have you see Cannondorf?

Whitney: He was around here just now.

Mary: There he is.

Ganondorf: What is it?

Mary: I like you to meet these two interviewers from Eagle Flash, Marco and Drupe. This is Ganondwarf Dragmore. Though he acts mean, he's actually really kind inside. Well, you interviewers can do your own stuff. I'm going with Gonandarf for a stroll. (Walks off)

Marco: What do you think of it, Drupe?

Drupe: I could be possible, but we must make sure.

Marco: Whatever, it will sell well.

Drupe: I can just see the cover.

Marco: Let's ask that gorilla. Excuse me, we are from Eagle Flash, here's our card.

DK: (Thinking) So that's it! Ganondorf told them about my roses.

Marco: Is it true that there's something going on between Mary and Ganondorf?

DK: He told you about it, didn't he?

Marco: Well... yes and no. You know we interviews like to find out the truth of many things, so is there a marriage being planned for the both of them?

DK: It depends on the weather, it may happen any day.

Marco: I see, so when is the first time they met?

DK: It was two years ago, at the Chalsae Flower Shop. Here comes Ganondorf, not a word about it.

Marco: Right.

Mary: Just look at these beautiful flowers!

DK: Here's a rose for you. Sooner or later, something special will be given to you.

Mary: Ah, what sweet smell this rose has. Just smell it, Ganondork.

A bee flew out of the rose and stung Ganondorf's nose.

Ganondorf: YEEOUCH!!!!!

Mary: Oh! How horrible it is! First, take off the sting, then while I go get some treatment, let's put some rose petals on the nose. (Runs off)

DK: Don't think I'm angry with you, Ganon. But why did you tell them about my roses?

Ganondorf: Who cares about your roses?! If it weren't for your evil roses, then my nose would never have become the size of a mango!

DK: No, it's yellow.

Whitney: Mary, have you seen my golden scissors?

Mary: Nope.

Mary: I left it on the bench, then it disappeared after I returned from bathroom.

At the Gypsy's camp.

Girl: I found a little scissor made of gold.

Dad: Did you stole it?

Girl: No, I found it under a tree.

Dad: It probably doesn't belong to anyone.

Next day...

THUMP!

Yoshi: Darn step...

Ganondorf: Bill, you didn't come again!

Bill: I have to make a coffin for someone, so I can't come.

Ganondorf: You better come tomorrow! (Hangs phone)

Phone: ring

Ganondorf: Hello?

Master: Well, Ganondorf, congratulations!

Ganondorf: What do you mean?

Master: You should know.

Ganondorf: I really don't know.

Master: You'll know it soon. I just want to be the first to congratulate you. Anyway, best of luck. (Hangs phone)

Ganondorf: What does he mean?

Samus: A telegraph for you.

Ganondorf: What the hell does this mean?

Mario: What eez eet?

Ganondorf: Master Hand congratulated me, then this telegraph from Captain Olimar also wrote about congratulating me. Doesn't make a sense, does it? Anyway, I'll just read today's magazine. (Looks at magazine cover) WHAT????!!!!!!?????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

The cover shows Mary and Ganondorf. At the side it wrote "Pokemon Talk Show Hostess Will Marry Old Gerudo.

Mario: So that's-a what they mean.

More info inside the magazine: At the Chalsae Flower Shop, where beautiful flowers bloom, the famous hostess met her future husband, retired Gerudo King Ganondorf. We bring you a glimpse of these two happy couple.

Ganondorf: THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!! RAAAAARRRRRG!!!!!!

Parry: I can hear you.

Ganondorf smacks Parry with the magazine.

Parry: Squawk!

Mary: Did you see the magazine? It's such a funny cover.

Ganondorf: It's not funny!

Mary: Don't worry, it doesn't mean a thing. I've seen magazine covers engaging me to Crazy Hand, King of Hyrule, General Pepper, and many more famous people.

Luigi: When was Crazy Hand ever famous?

Phone: ring

Ganondorf: Hello?

Wario: It's me, Wario! Best wishes! I've just seen the Eagle Flash front cover.

Ganondorf: KOU KOUKOING KOUKOING KOING KOING KOU KOU BANG!!!! (Hangs phone)

Samus: More telegraph for you, Ganon.

Mario: I'll read eet all to ya.

List of telegraph messages:

Congratulation! Onox

Such good news! I'll give a free pizza anytime! Pizza Palace Owner

Great going! Chief of Onett Police Force

Best of luck! Bill Dur

You sure have a great future! Twinrova

Amazing! Reed A. Buke

Good to hear that you're marrying! Landlord of 10 Lives Apartment

Meanwhile, Ed is on the phone again...

Ed: Yes, got it. Be patient and things will go even better.

To be continued...