Chapter 3
THUMP!
Yoshi: Ouch...
Falco: Just when are you coming to fix the step?
Bill: I'm busy around these days. Tomorrow? Afraid not. Maybe the beginning of next week. Trust me. (Hangs phone)
Falco: Better come on that day.
Ring, ring, ring
Falco: Stop imitating the phone, Parry.
Phone: Ring, ring, ring.
Falco: Oh. (Picks phone) Hello? The TV Company? You want to speak to Mary?
Mary: Here I am. (Gets phone) Yes, it's me. You're coming tomorrow afternoon to put up a TV program in Smash Mansion? You're welcome to. I'll be waiting.
Jigglypuff: The TV? I can sing to everyone and instantly become famous!
Pichu: Why can't we get rests around these days?
Mary: I'm a famous person, so everyone is longing to see me.
Sapphire: What fun!
Peach: You're covered in mud!
Ness: The ball rolled in a rabbit hole, so she crawled inside and got it out.
Peach: Go take a bath this instant!
So...
Luigi: You finished yet?
Sapphire: Almost.
Luigi: I'm sweating all over, I must take a bath quick!
Sapphire: I'm done.
Luigi: Good.
The bathroom floor is wet and slippery, so Luigi slid on the floor and did a leg split.
Luigi: OUCH!!!!!
Soon...
Dr. Mario: You broke your leg joints. You need to rest your legs for many days.
Luigi: Ouch...
Ganondorf: Good thing I'm not the only one.
Next day, the TV Company came.
Host: We are here to start the program with Mary.
Marth: Yeah, come on in.
Meanwhile, outside the gate...
???: It's the TV Company! Now or never! Go mix with the crowd and nobody will notice you.
A photographer ran into Smash Mansion and got mixed with everyone else.
Photographer: (thinking) At least I'm in.
Bowser: It's pretty noisy around these days. (Trips on cable) Ouch!
Host: Now, Mary. First, I'll talk to you about how you feel to be living here. Then you will talk like how you did in your Talk Show, by talking whatever you want.
Mary: Now don't my headband look nice? It's decorated with sparkling jewels!
Host: Of course, it's nice.
That evening...
Director: Lights, camera, action!
Host: It's time for Famous People Talk Show! Our guest for today is the Pokemon Talk Show Hostess Mary!
Mary: Hi.
The Smashers are watching her from a TV on another room.
DK: What program are you watching? Hey, isn't this Mary? She's on TV already?! I better tell her!
Roy: Don't go, they're filming in the other room!
DK ran to that room and tripped on a cable.
DK: What is this all about?! How come I learned nothing about things happening these days?! A wedding is being planned for Ganondorf and Mary. And now spotlights and cable wires are everywhere! Plus, Mary is on TV just like that! WHY AM I THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! RAHHH!!!!!
Mewtwo: Calm down and I'll explain everything to you.
DK: Pain?
Director: Cut that part, let's restart.
Host: Mary, how do you feel to be living here?
Mary: I feel safe to live with those who saved my life many times.
Host: What do you have to say about the Smashers?
Mary: Some of them may be mean and ugly, but they're acutally very nice and helpful deep inside their heart.
Jigglypuff: When was Bowser nice anyway?
Bowser: Shut up.
The program goes on...
Mary: We'll never know what the world will come to, but I hope the Smashers will always fight for peace and justice.
CF: We're nobody's slave, so why should we?
Suddenly, all the lights went out!
???: Damn, a blackout!
???: YAHHH!!!!!! IT'S THE DARKNESS!!!!! HELP!!!!!
???: YEAH!!!!!! IT'S THE DARKNESS!!!!!! YIPPEEE!!!!!!
???: I can't see myself!
???: Someone pulled down my skirt, along with my panty!
???: Whose skirt?
???: Get the flashlight, quick!
???: Someone stepped on my foot!
???: The fuses, I expect.
???: Ouch!
???: Moooooo...
???: Who let the cow out?
???: SOMEONE GET THE LIGHTS ON!!!!!
???: KEEP IT DARK! YIPPEEE!!!!!!
???: MAMAMIA!!!!!!!
???: All your base are belong to us.
???: Whitney, my jewels!!!!
???: Yes, Mary.
???: Burp.
???: I LIKE PIE!!!!
??? What's the idea of running around in the dark?!
???: Someone's running out the door!
Link opens the door just in time to see the photographer running out.
Link: It's the photographer, but why did he run out? Ah, the lights are back on.
Pikachu: The fuses have gone out.
Whitney: Mary, this is horrible! (Falls down the stair)
THUMP!
Bowser: Why can't anyone watch their step?
Whitney: Ouch... Mary, your jewels are gone...
Mary: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!! (faints)
Link: I saw your photographer run out.
Director: That photographer? He has nothing to do with us.
Link: I thought he is.
Director: We thought he belonged to one of you.
Mewtwo: We better phone the police. (Dials phone) Hello? Pizza Palace? Sorry, dialed the wrong number. (Redials) Police? We got a problem here. Who? Them? What are they doing there? They're on the way? Fine. (Hangs phone)
Mario: Who's coming?
Mewtwo: You're never guess.
CRASH!
CF: Who's there?
Wario: I must've brake to late and crashed into the TV truck.
Waluigi: I think you didn't brake at all.
Mario: Whatta are you two doing here?
Wario: We need more cash, so we thought being a police will earn us a lot.
Waluigi: We became one when we helped the police chief find his eyeglasses, which happens to be on his head.
Mewtwo: Anyway, Mary lost her jewels.
Wario: That's one big case!
Mario: Mind da cables.
Wario: Mary, you lost your jewels?
Mary: Yes, *sniff* how horrible...
Wario: Tell me, were your jewels safe in your room?
Mary: I kept it inside my drawer, with the key hidden in the vase.
Waluigi: What happened next?
Mary: I remember that I put it in a case... Wait! It's coming to me!
She looked under the sofa and found the jewels there!
Mary: I'm so dumb! I put these jewels in this case and hid it under the sofa, in case the TV boys might want to see it.
Wario: This is not funny, lady.
Waluigi: You called us here for no reason.
The both of them left and tripped on the wires.
Mario: I told ya to mind da cables.
Wario: Those are wires, not cables.
So the two polices left.
CF: It's all solved.
Link: But that photographer confuses me.
The next day...
Mary: I can't stand this!
Marth: What's wrong?
Mary: Look at this magazine cover!
Marth: There's nothing bad about it, it's only you on the cover.
Mary: I tell you the truth! This magazine is from Tempo de Onett. They once said my hairstyle looks silly, so I got pissed off and will never let them photograph me again! Now that photographer, the one who escaped in the dark yesterday, was from Tempo de Onett and he managed to got a picture of me!
Marth: Are you blaming us?
Mary: Of course, for letting people come into this house at their own will!
Marth: You can't blame us. Nobody knows he comes from Tempo de Onett.
Mary: You, Ed. Come here!
Ed: What is it?
Mary: Who let you go out just like that? You should be at your room working on new background musics!
Ed: But...
Mary: No butts! Get to your room this instant!
Kirby: She's sure in a bad mood today.
DK: Mary, I just saw this front cover, you're so beautiful in here!
Mary: I may be beautiful, but not when Tempo de Onett pictures me.
DK: You think so? Just look, there's a whole article about you!
Mary: Enough of that!
DK: You want to see more?
Days pass...
THUMP!
Mario: Doh...
Nothing happened...
Peach: Sapphire! Get down from the chandelier this instant!
It was really quiet...
CF: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!!!
Samus: He's sleep talking again.
Until one day...
Mary: MY HEADBAND IS STOLEN!!!!!!
To be continue...
THUMP!
Yoshi: Ouch...
Falco: Just when are you coming to fix the step?
Bill: I'm busy around these days. Tomorrow? Afraid not. Maybe the beginning of next week. Trust me. (Hangs phone)
Falco: Better come on that day.
Ring, ring, ring
Falco: Stop imitating the phone, Parry.
Phone: Ring, ring, ring.
Falco: Oh. (Picks phone) Hello? The TV Company? You want to speak to Mary?
Mary: Here I am. (Gets phone) Yes, it's me. You're coming tomorrow afternoon to put up a TV program in Smash Mansion? You're welcome to. I'll be waiting.
Jigglypuff: The TV? I can sing to everyone and instantly become famous!
Pichu: Why can't we get rests around these days?
Mary: I'm a famous person, so everyone is longing to see me.
Sapphire: What fun!
Peach: You're covered in mud!
Ness: The ball rolled in a rabbit hole, so she crawled inside and got it out.
Peach: Go take a bath this instant!
So...
Luigi: You finished yet?
Sapphire: Almost.
Luigi: I'm sweating all over, I must take a bath quick!
Sapphire: I'm done.
Luigi: Good.
The bathroom floor is wet and slippery, so Luigi slid on the floor and did a leg split.
Luigi: OUCH!!!!!
Soon...
Dr. Mario: You broke your leg joints. You need to rest your legs for many days.
Luigi: Ouch...
Ganondorf: Good thing I'm not the only one.
Next day, the TV Company came.
Host: We are here to start the program with Mary.
Marth: Yeah, come on in.
Meanwhile, outside the gate...
???: It's the TV Company! Now or never! Go mix with the crowd and nobody will notice you.
A photographer ran into Smash Mansion and got mixed with everyone else.
Photographer: (thinking) At least I'm in.
Bowser: It's pretty noisy around these days. (Trips on cable) Ouch!
Host: Now, Mary. First, I'll talk to you about how you feel to be living here. Then you will talk like how you did in your Talk Show, by talking whatever you want.
Mary: Now don't my headband look nice? It's decorated with sparkling jewels!
Host: Of course, it's nice.
That evening...
Director: Lights, camera, action!
Host: It's time for Famous People Talk Show! Our guest for today is the Pokemon Talk Show Hostess Mary!
Mary: Hi.
The Smashers are watching her from a TV on another room.
DK: What program are you watching? Hey, isn't this Mary? She's on TV already?! I better tell her!
Roy: Don't go, they're filming in the other room!
DK ran to that room and tripped on a cable.
DK: What is this all about?! How come I learned nothing about things happening these days?! A wedding is being planned for Ganondorf and Mary. And now spotlights and cable wires are everywhere! Plus, Mary is on TV just like that! WHY AM I THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! RAHHH!!!!!
Mewtwo: Calm down and I'll explain everything to you.
DK: Pain?
Director: Cut that part, let's restart.
Host: Mary, how do you feel to be living here?
Mary: I feel safe to live with those who saved my life many times.
Host: What do you have to say about the Smashers?
Mary: Some of them may be mean and ugly, but they're acutally very nice and helpful deep inside their heart.
Jigglypuff: When was Bowser nice anyway?
Bowser: Shut up.
The program goes on...
Mary: We'll never know what the world will come to, but I hope the Smashers will always fight for peace and justice.
CF: We're nobody's slave, so why should we?
Suddenly, all the lights went out!
???: Damn, a blackout!
???: YAHHH!!!!!! IT'S THE DARKNESS!!!!! HELP!!!!!
???: YEAH!!!!!! IT'S THE DARKNESS!!!!!! YIPPEEE!!!!!!
???: I can't see myself!
???: Someone pulled down my skirt, along with my panty!
???: Whose skirt?
???: Get the flashlight, quick!
???: Someone stepped on my foot!
???: The fuses, I expect.
???: Ouch!
???: Moooooo...
???: Who let the cow out?
???: SOMEONE GET THE LIGHTS ON!!!!!
???: KEEP IT DARK! YIPPEEE!!!!!!
???: MAMAMIA!!!!!!!
???: All your base are belong to us.
???: Whitney, my jewels!!!!
???: Yes, Mary.
???: Burp.
???: I LIKE PIE!!!!
??? What's the idea of running around in the dark?!
???: Someone's running out the door!
Link opens the door just in time to see the photographer running out.
Link: It's the photographer, but why did he run out? Ah, the lights are back on.
Pikachu: The fuses have gone out.
Whitney: Mary, this is horrible! (Falls down the stair)
THUMP!
Bowser: Why can't anyone watch their step?
Whitney: Ouch... Mary, your jewels are gone...
Mary: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!! (faints)
Link: I saw your photographer run out.
Director: That photographer? He has nothing to do with us.
Link: I thought he is.
Director: We thought he belonged to one of you.
Mewtwo: We better phone the police. (Dials phone) Hello? Pizza Palace? Sorry, dialed the wrong number. (Redials) Police? We got a problem here. Who? Them? What are they doing there? They're on the way? Fine. (Hangs phone)
Mario: Who's coming?
Mewtwo: You're never guess.
CRASH!
CF: Who's there?
Wario: I must've brake to late and crashed into the TV truck.
Waluigi: I think you didn't brake at all.
Mario: Whatta are you two doing here?
Wario: We need more cash, so we thought being a police will earn us a lot.
Waluigi: We became one when we helped the police chief find his eyeglasses, which happens to be on his head.
Mewtwo: Anyway, Mary lost her jewels.
Wario: That's one big case!
Mario: Mind da cables.
Wario: Mary, you lost your jewels?
Mary: Yes, *sniff* how horrible...
Wario: Tell me, were your jewels safe in your room?
Mary: I kept it inside my drawer, with the key hidden in the vase.
Waluigi: What happened next?
Mary: I remember that I put it in a case... Wait! It's coming to me!
She looked under the sofa and found the jewels there!
Mary: I'm so dumb! I put these jewels in this case and hid it under the sofa, in case the TV boys might want to see it.
Wario: This is not funny, lady.
Waluigi: You called us here for no reason.
The both of them left and tripped on the wires.
Mario: I told ya to mind da cables.
Wario: Those are wires, not cables.
So the two polices left.
CF: It's all solved.
Link: But that photographer confuses me.
The next day...
Mary: I can't stand this!
Marth: What's wrong?
Mary: Look at this magazine cover!
Marth: There's nothing bad about it, it's only you on the cover.
Mary: I tell you the truth! This magazine is from Tempo de Onett. They once said my hairstyle looks silly, so I got pissed off and will never let them photograph me again! Now that photographer, the one who escaped in the dark yesterday, was from Tempo de Onett and he managed to got a picture of me!
Marth: Are you blaming us?
Mary: Of course, for letting people come into this house at their own will!
Marth: You can't blame us. Nobody knows he comes from Tempo de Onett.
Mary: You, Ed. Come here!
Ed: What is it?
Mary: Who let you go out just like that? You should be at your room working on new background musics!
Ed: But...
Mary: No butts! Get to your room this instant!
Kirby: She's sure in a bad mood today.
DK: Mary, I just saw this front cover, you're so beautiful in here!
Mary: I may be beautiful, but not when Tempo de Onett pictures me.
DK: You think so? Just look, there's a whole article about you!
Mary: Enough of that!
DK: You want to see more?
Days pass...
THUMP!
Mario: Doh...
Nothing happened...
Peach: Sapphire! Get down from the chandelier this instant!
It was really quiet...
CF: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!!!
Samus: He's sleep talking again.
Until one day...
Mary: MY HEADBAND IS STOLEN!!!!!!
To be continue...
