Chapter 4
Mary: MY HEADBAND IS STOLEN!!!!!
Ganondorf: Leave her alone. It's probably like yesterday about the jewels.
THUMP!
Link: Someone just fell down the stairs!
Link runs the to the stair and saw nobody.
Link: But I'm sure I heard someone falling down the stair. Anyway, I'll go see Mary.
Mary: *sniff* My jeweled headband... *sniff* It's gone... I left it on the desk then went to bathroom for about 15 minutes, then it isn't here anymore when I return... *sniff*
Link: Maybe it fell onto the floor.
Mary: Whitney searched it already, but it didn't.
Fox: We should call the police.
And so...
Wario: She's serious this time.
Waluigi: The headband might be stolen by someone in this house.
Bowser: What did you say?
Waluigi: But some can be judged out. The kids are at school, so it can't be them. Ganondorf and Luigi broke their legs, so they couldn't have gone up. Ed is in living room fiddling around with musics, Link and Mario is with the broken leg victims, Falco is in the garage, and most of the others are out. That leaves only DK, Mewtwo, Sapphire, Whitney, and Dr. Mario.
Wario: We would like to question them one by one.
And so...
Wario: Where were you when the headband was stolen?
Sapphire: I was out in the garden, sleeping on the tree branch. In fact, I didn't even know the headband was stolen until you said it just now.
Wario: You're off. Come in, Doc.
Dr. Mario: I was in my room looking for a cure for Ganon and Luigi's leg. I didn't even hear her scream.
Wario: We'll talk to DK.
Waluigi: What were you doing when Mary's headband was stolen.
DK: You say there's a band going on?
Waluigi: I said headband!
DK: I'm not interested in bands, so I wouldn't mind not seeing it.
Wario: Forget it. Next!
Whitney: I was sewing in my room. When I heard Mary scream, I quickly ran to her room and...
Wario: Aha! Mary told us that she spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. Knowing her habits, you would sneak into her room and run off with the jeweled headband, or drop it out the window and hand it to your friend. Confess now!
BANG!
Link: Did you hear that?
Wario: HELP ME!!!!!
Waluigi: WAAAA!!!!!
Whitney: Beast! Monster!!!!
Link: Calm down, Whitney.
Whitney: They accuse me for stealing the headband! I'm a faithful bodyguard of Mary, how could I have done that?! I've not only lost my golden scissor, but my silver hair clip! Now they're accusing me for stealing the jeweled headband!
Link: Why did you accuse her?
Wario: It's a trick that comes off sometimes. Anyway, we want to talk to Mewtwo.
Waluigi: Same question, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: My mind is telling me that it is in the direction of the Gypsies.
Waluigi: I mean do you know anything about the headband?
Mewtwo: Trust me, they are real Gypsies. They're camping near here.
Wario: What do you mean?
Ganondorf: There are Gypsies camping near the meadow here.
Wario: Why don't you say so? Without doubt, they are the villains!
Waluigi: Gypsies are thieves. It must be them who stole it!
Link: Do you have proof?
Wario: We'll show you soon enough. Take us there at once.
When they went to the Gypsies...
Link: Hey, they're gone!
Wario: What did I tell you? They've escaped because they knew that we'll come investigate.
Waluigi: Let's report to headquarters and get this business on the road.
And so...
Police: The Gypsies, who must have stolen the headband, are heading east towards Peaceful Valley. Get the cops to surround them and investigate their carts.
The next morning...
Ganondorf: My foot is getting better all the time!
Luigi: My leg still hurts.
Fox: What's on TV?
Samus: The TV is acting strange. The picture isn't clear.
Fox: I can fix it.
Soon...
Fox: Well?
TV: Diga dig doga dog dog diga digo dogo dago.
Samus: The sound isn't right!
Fox: I need to continue fixing it.
Samus: The sound is fine now, but the image isn't clear.
Fox: I need to continue fixing it.
TV: We bring you an important news about the stolen headband. The famous Mary lost her precious accessory, and it is believed that the Gypsies have stolen it.
Mary: Let's hear this headline.
CF: But the image isn't clear.
TV: Let's hear from the cops Wario and Waluigi.
Wario: We were able to stop the Gypsies and investigate their carts.
Waluigi: Inside, we found Whitney's golden scissor. The Gypsie girl who stole the scissor claimed that she found it under a tree, but Whitney said she last saw it on the bench. We even found a dressed-up monkey inside their cart.
Wario: The headband must have been stolen by someone who can climb walls and is agile. That person is no other than the monkey! Of course, the Gypsies denied it furiously.
CF: What's taking you so long?
Fox: I just can't get the image clear.
Waluigi: We're still hot on the headband case. We're keeping it under our hats. Sooner or later, we can find the headband.
Samus: Enough! My eyes can't take the blurry graphics anymore!
Bowser: I'm seeing six of everything!
Ganondorf: My eyes are doing the shimmy!
Fox: It's finally fixed...
Next day...
Link: I'm convinced that the Gypsies didn't stole the headband. A monkey couldn't be trained so well to stole stuffs. Hey, isn't that Ed? He probably got permission from Mary to go to town.
Link went to the backyard and heard piano music coming out from the window.
Link: Huh? I thought I saw Ed going out, but the piano music is playing!
He found a ladder hidden among the bushes.
Link: He must've used this ladder to climb down the window. Guess I'll climb up and see.
Link climbed into the window and found the piano. There was a recorder on the piano playing musics.
Link: So this is what I heard. But why did Ed do this?
Soon, Ed returned.
Ed: What?! How did you get in here?!
Link: The same way you did.
Ed: Please don't tell Mary about it. I'll explain everything.
Link: You better do.
Ed: Mary always keeps me at the piano to practice my music skills, but I always wanted to go out and have fun. Everytime I went to town to gamble. I talked through the phone and talked about the F-Zero contest, betting on which racer will win.
Link: So that's why. And I even saw your shoeprint under Mary's window.
Ed: That was me. After Mary says she saw a monster at the window, I went there and checked if there's anything.
Link: So that explains the shoeprint. And I remember hearing someone fell down the stairs but saw nobody there.
Ed: That's me again. I was up in the attic and quickly zoomed down when I heard Mary scream about her headband, then I fell down the broken step.
Link: What were you doing in the attic?
Ed: On a number of nights, I kept on hearing footsteps on the ceiling, just like Mary did the first night.
Link: That clears everything. I think I'll go check the attic.
That night, Link was in the attic, hiding inside a box.
Link: Let's see what that footstep is all about.
A Murkrow flew in from the window and paced around the attic.
Link: So that's the footstep. The Murkrow flew in and walked around. Guess the mystery is solved. Another false alarm.
So he went back downstairs.
Link: Ganon, your feet is well again!
Ganondorf: Of course, it's well again. Now I can walk peacefully. No more wheelchair for me!
Luigi: I still need to use the wheelchair... Now I'm alone...
Ganondorf: Get well soon. (Leans on wheelchair)
Link: Don't lean!
Ganondorf leaned on the wheelchair and made it zoom off. It rammed into Dr. Mario and send him flying out the house.
Dr. Mario: WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: Cool.
Dr. Mario: Ouch! I broke my leg this time!
Luigi: I'm not alone anymore!
To be continued...
Will Mary ever find her headband?
Mary: MY HEADBAND IS STOLEN!!!!!
Ganondorf: Leave her alone. It's probably like yesterday about the jewels.
THUMP!
Link: Someone just fell down the stairs!
Link runs the to the stair and saw nobody.
Link: But I'm sure I heard someone falling down the stair. Anyway, I'll go see Mary.
Mary: *sniff* My jeweled headband... *sniff* It's gone... I left it on the desk then went to bathroom for about 15 minutes, then it isn't here anymore when I return... *sniff*
Link: Maybe it fell onto the floor.
Mary: Whitney searched it already, but it didn't.
Fox: We should call the police.
And so...
Wario: She's serious this time.
Waluigi: The headband might be stolen by someone in this house.
Bowser: What did you say?
Waluigi: But some can be judged out. The kids are at school, so it can't be them. Ganondorf and Luigi broke their legs, so they couldn't have gone up. Ed is in living room fiddling around with musics, Link and Mario is with the broken leg victims, Falco is in the garage, and most of the others are out. That leaves only DK, Mewtwo, Sapphire, Whitney, and Dr. Mario.
Wario: We would like to question them one by one.
And so...
Wario: Where were you when the headband was stolen?
Sapphire: I was out in the garden, sleeping on the tree branch. In fact, I didn't even know the headband was stolen until you said it just now.
Wario: You're off. Come in, Doc.
Dr. Mario: I was in my room looking for a cure for Ganon and Luigi's leg. I didn't even hear her scream.
Wario: We'll talk to DK.
Waluigi: What were you doing when Mary's headband was stolen.
DK: You say there's a band going on?
Waluigi: I said headband!
DK: I'm not interested in bands, so I wouldn't mind not seeing it.
Wario: Forget it. Next!
Whitney: I was sewing in my room. When I heard Mary scream, I quickly ran to her room and...
Wario: Aha! Mary told us that she spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. Knowing her habits, you would sneak into her room and run off with the jeweled headband, or drop it out the window and hand it to your friend. Confess now!
BANG!
Link: Did you hear that?
Wario: HELP ME!!!!!
Waluigi: WAAAA!!!!!
Whitney: Beast! Monster!!!!
Link: Calm down, Whitney.
Whitney: They accuse me for stealing the headband! I'm a faithful bodyguard of Mary, how could I have done that?! I've not only lost my golden scissor, but my silver hair clip! Now they're accusing me for stealing the jeweled headband!
Link: Why did you accuse her?
Wario: It's a trick that comes off sometimes. Anyway, we want to talk to Mewtwo.
Waluigi: Same question, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: My mind is telling me that it is in the direction of the Gypsies.
Waluigi: I mean do you know anything about the headband?
Mewtwo: Trust me, they are real Gypsies. They're camping near here.
Wario: What do you mean?
Ganondorf: There are Gypsies camping near the meadow here.
Wario: Why don't you say so? Without doubt, they are the villains!
Waluigi: Gypsies are thieves. It must be them who stole it!
Link: Do you have proof?
Wario: We'll show you soon enough. Take us there at once.
When they went to the Gypsies...
Link: Hey, they're gone!
Wario: What did I tell you? They've escaped because they knew that we'll come investigate.
Waluigi: Let's report to headquarters and get this business on the road.
And so...
Police: The Gypsies, who must have stolen the headband, are heading east towards Peaceful Valley. Get the cops to surround them and investigate their carts.
The next morning...
Ganondorf: My foot is getting better all the time!
Luigi: My leg still hurts.
Fox: What's on TV?
Samus: The TV is acting strange. The picture isn't clear.
Fox: I can fix it.
Soon...
Fox: Well?
TV: Diga dig doga dog dog diga digo dogo dago.
Samus: The sound isn't right!
Fox: I need to continue fixing it.
Samus: The sound is fine now, but the image isn't clear.
Fox: I need to continue fixing it.
TV: We bring you an important news about the stolen headband. The famous Mary lost her precious accessory, and it is believed that the Gypsies have stolen it.
Mary: Let's hear this headline.
CF: But the image isn't clear.
TV: Let's hear from the cops Wario and Waluigi.
Wario: We were able to stop the Gypsies and investigate their carts.
Waluigi: Inside, we found Whitney's golden scissor. The Gypsie girl who stole the scissor claimed that she found it under a tree, but Whitney said she last saw it on the bench. We even found a dressed-up monkey inside their cart.
Wario: The headband must have been stolen by someone who can climb walls and is agile. That person is no other than the monkey! Of course, the Gypsies denied it furiously.
CF: What's taking you so long?
Fox: I just can't get the image clear.
Waluigi: We're still hot on the headband case. We're keeping it under our hats. Sooner or later, we can find the headband.
Samus: Enough! My eyes can't take the blurry graphics anymore!
Bowser: I'm seeing six of everything!
Ganondorf: My eyes are doing the shimmy!
Fox: It's finally fixed...
Next day...
Link: I'm convinced that the Gypsies didn't stole the headband. A monkey couldn't be trained so well to stole stuffs. Hey, isn't that Ed? He probably got permission from Mary to go to town.
Link went to the backyard and heard piano music coming out from the window.
Link: Huh? I thought I saw Ed going out, but the piano music is playing!
He found a ladder hidden among the bushes.
Link: He must've used this ladder to climb down the window. Guess I'll climb up and see.
Link climbed into the window and found the piano. There was a recorder on the piano playing musics.
Link: So this is what I heard. But why did Ed do this?
Soon, Ed returned.
Ed: What?! How did you get in here?!
Link: The same way you did.
Ed: Please don't tell Mary about it. I'll explain everything.
Link: You better do.
Ed: Mary always keeps me at the piano to practice my music skills, but I always wanted to go out and have fun. Everytime I went to town to gamble. I talked through the phone and talked about the F-Zero contest, betting on which racer will win.
Link: So that's why. And I even saw your shoeprint under Mary's window.
Ed: That was me. After Mary says she saw a monster at the window, I went there and checked if there's anything.
Link: So that explains the shoeprint. And I remember hearing someone fell down the stairs but saw nobody there.
Ed: That's me again. I was up in the attic and quickly zoomed down when I heard Mary scream about her headband, then I fell down the broken step.
Link: What were you doing in the attic?
Ed: On a number of nights, I kept on hearing footsteps on the ceiling, just like Mary did the first night.
Link: That clears everything. I think I'll go check the attic.
That night, Link was in the attic, hiding inside a box.
Link: Let's see what that footstep is all about.
A Murkrow flew in from the window and paced around the attic.
Link: So that's the footstep. The Murkrow flew in and walked around. Guess the mystery is solved. Another false alarm.
So he went back downstairs.
Link: Ganon, your feet is well again!
Ganondorf: Of course, it's well again. Now I can walk peacefully. No more wheelchair for me!
Luigi: I still need to use the wheelchair... Now I'm alone...
Ganondorf: Get well soon. (Leans on wheelchair)
Link: Don't lean!
Ganondorf leaned on the wheelchair and made it zoom off. It rammed into Dr. Mario and send him flying out the house.
Dr. Mario: WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: Cool.
Dr. Mario: Ouch! I broke my leg this time!
Luigi: I'm not alone anymore!
To be continued...
Will Mary ever find her headband?
