WARNING: Do not read this if you don't like things that are random.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize.

ON WITH THE STORY!

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Once upon a time there was a boy named Draco. He loved his stuffed bear Sugarplum. But one day Sugarplum ran away. He was sitting in a tree by the lake wondering why Sugarplum ran away. He then saw Sugar plum running away with a hippogriff. Nobody knows why but he broke out into song:

(A/N: The Reason by Hoobastank, I don't own it either)

I'm not a perfect person

As many things I wish I didn't do

But I continue learning

I never meant to do those things to you

And so I have to say before I go

That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me

To change who I used to be

A reason to start over new

and the reason is you I'm sorry that I hurt you

It's something I must live with everyday

And all the pain I put you through

I wish that I could take it all away

And be the one who catches all your tears

Thats why I need you to hear I've found a reason for me

To who I used to be

A reason to start over new

and the reason is You [x4] I'm not a perfect person

I never meant to do those things to you

And so I have to say before I go

That I just want you to know I've found a reason for me

To who I used to be

A reason to start over new

and the reason is you I've found a reason to show

A side of me you didn't know

A reason for all that I do

And the reason is you "Sugarplum!" the boy screamed "Come back! I love you!" "Give it up, Malfoy, Sugarplum hates you." laughed the boy-who-lived. "At least I didn't kill my Godfather Pothead." Sneered Draco. At this time Freddie Mercury and Don Mclean appear and start to sing two of their hit songs Mclean: Bye bye miss American pie! Mercury: We are the champions! Mclean: drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Mercury: Of the world Mclean: and them good old boys were drinking whisky and rye Mercury: and we'll keep on- fuck it I hate this song! Mclean: well ok then don't sing it! Mercury: don't tell me what to do pie boy! Mclean: that's it The two begin to fight. Hermione then appears out of nowhere and breaks them up.

"Honestly I don't know what they were thinking, they are both horrible singers." Hermione says. "Draco, I have decided that I love you and that we should get married and make a hundred babies!" Hermione screams.

"Sorry Hermione, but after Sugarplum left me I have no room for love in my heart." Harry then does a dance and cuddles with the author's stuffed frog named Frog Man. (A/n: Yes, I do have a stuffed frog) "I love frogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Harry. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" Draco is now very scared and jumps into the lake with all intentions to live with the giant squid.

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It sucked didn't it? oh well if anyone likes it tell me and I might continue it.

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