Nonsense at the Who Knows Where
Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!!!!
Just a story to say I was hyper and so was my sister. This is what happens when we are hyper.
Ch1: The nonsense begins
In the Sahara desert, far far away, a camel strode peacefully by, stopping occasionally to nibble on some grass on its way to the next oasis. But that's a different story.
One night, at the burrow, with a pop, Harry appears. Ron runs down the stairs at the commotion. He saw Harry standing butt naked in the middle of his kitchen and burst into a fit of laughter. Harry then burst into a fit of laughter because Ron was wearing bunny boxers.
The rest of the Weasleys were suddenly awake and ran down the stairs screaming, " Happy Iguana Day!"
Ron turned into a block of cheese. Harry turned into a mouse and nibbled Ron. He ate Ron up and regurgitated him.
*Newsflash! * Ron is now mush!
A magical duster sweeps Ron up and drops him in front of Fred and George who promptly try to put him back together again like a puzzle. Unsuccessfully, he crumples into a pile of mush again.
Meanwhile, a big thump is heard from upstairs. The roof breaks and a half naked Penelope Clearwater falls through the roof. (Awkward silence while all the Weasleys and Harry are staring at her.)
"Fiesta in Percy's room!"
The Weasleys, Harry and Penelope rush to Percy's room leaving the mush aka Ron on a messy pile on the floor.
A surprising sight greets the Weasleys as they reach Percy's room.
He says, "I look great in pink don't I? Pink is the new red!" He starts hula dancing with a banjo and everyone joins in.
Hermione runs in screaming, " The sky is falling!"
The moon laughs, "Eat me!" It yells. Ginny grabs some and eat s a block. Hermione starts eating Fred and Georges' ears.
Mr. Weasley starts a Congo line. Ron the mush, is the leader on Mr. Weasley's head. Da da da da da DA! da da da da da DA!
All of a sudden, they are in a secluded room.
Fred and George scream, "Ahhhhh it's the lair of lord moldy-shorts!'
Harry goes, "nope."
From the distance, Lucius screams, "I've got your top hat!'
Draco screams, "Uh uh father, I got his telbavison!"
"A telbawhatsit?"
" A television," said the GMD. " Sony Television with 34 HTVSID Watts and 24 inch bulbs. It has many good qualities and quality pictures with features..." Goes into a Sony TV commercial while everyone stares at him with their moth hanging opens. He disappears with a pop. (Literally, it was a soda pop commercial, take that Britney!)
Voldemort appears from the bathroom. '/So sorry, what did I miss? Must have eaten something nasty!"
"Tommy" Screams Harry "I love you! Give me back my smiley face sticker!"
'No! Last time you didn't give mine back now it is time for revenge!"
"But I love you!"
" No! Not this time with my moldy shorts! You stole my deranged furby Harry! I love you! Why did you go out with Dumbledore? We could have been great together! Now I will attack you with my heart attack pants!"
Ring Ring
"That's my cell phone, hold on a second!" says Voldie
Everyone sits down and starts playing hand games while eating fatty foods like fat.
"Hi GMD! '
"Hello camel!"
"Darn! You figured out my second cousin half removed was a camel but that's a different story."
"Fine! I need a new weapon!"
"Bye!"
"Bye!"
The good gang stops playing hand games as Voldie hangs up the phone.
"Aye Chiwawa!" screams Percy!
Ron tangos with mush.
Ron screams, "You're evil!"
Neville goes, "Take that Voldie shorts! AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!!!!!!!"
Voldemort moves to the side while filing his nails. "Impressive."
Neville falls in a trash bin and starts chatting with Oscar the grouch. Oscar's little worms attack Lord what's his name and he has to go pee. He runs away.
Everyone is suddenly in the Sahara desert. Just joking.
They are now in the burrow. Percy says, " Let's mambo!"
He returns with Linkin Park and Sum 41 playing simultaneously. Everyone mambos. An elephant walks by.
Fred steps in monkey poo poo. Bill and Charlie start fighting whether conditioner is better than shampoo and which should be applied first.
Percy and Penelope announce, " We just had a baby starfish."
Fred and George look at everyone solemnly and sigh shaking their heads.
"My dear brother," said Fred faking an English accent, realizing he has one and moving to Canada so it sounds cooler amongst the Canadians who say eh!
Ron is still mush. Ginny faints and eats cheese. The rest of the Weasleys eat haggis (yuk!) And Harry is suddenly in bed fully clothed.
Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!!!!
Just a story to say I was hyper and so was my sister. This is what happens when we are hyper.
Ch1: The nonsense begins
In the Sahara desert, far far away, a camel strode peacefully by, stopping occasionally to nibble on some grass on its way to the next oasis. But that's a different story.
One night, at the burrow, with a pop, Harry appears. Ron runs down the stairs at the commotion. He saw Harry standing butt naked in the middle of his kitchen and burst into a fit of laughter. Harry then burst into a fit of laughter because Ron was wearing bunny boxers.
The rest of the Weasleys were suddenly awake and ran down the stairs screaming, " Happy Iguana Day!"
Ron turned into a block of cheese. Harry turned into a mouse and nibbled Ron. He ate Ron up and regurgitated him.
*Newsflash! * Ron is now mush!
A magical duster sweeps Ron up and drops him in front of Fred and George who promptly try to put him back together again like a puzzle. Unsuccessfully, he crumples into a pile of mush again.
Meanwhile, a big thump is heard from upstairs. The roof breaks and a half naked Penelope Clearwater falls through the roof. (Awkward silence while all the Weasleys and Harry are staring at her.)
"Fiesta in Percy's room!"
The Weasleys, Harry and Penelope rush to Percy's room leaving the mush aka Ron on a messy pile on the floor.
A surprising sight greets the Weasleys as they reach Percy's room.
He says, "I look great in pink don't I? Pink is the new red!" He starts hula dancing with a banjo and everyone joins in.
Hermione runs in screaming, " The sky is falling!"
The moon laughs, "Eat me!" It yells. Ginny grabs some and eat s a block. Hermione starts eating Fred and Georges' ears.
Mr. Weasley starts a Congo line. Ron the mush, is the leader on Mr. Weasley's head. Da da da da da DA! da da da da da DA!
All of a sudden, they are in a secluded room.
Fred and George scream, "Ahhhhh it's the lair of lord moldy-shorts!'
Harry goes, "nope."
From the distance, Lucius screams, "I've got your top hat!'
Draco screams, "Uh uh father, I got his telbavison!"
"A telbawhatsit?"
" A television," said the GMD. " Sony Television with 34 HTVSID Watts and 24 inch bulbs. It has many good qualities and quality pictures with features..." Goes into a Sony TV commercial while everyone stares at him with their moth hanging opens. He disappears with a pop. (Literally, it was a soda pop commercial, take that Britney!)
Voldemort appears from the bathroom. '/So sorry, what did I miss? Must have eaten something nasty!"
"Tommy" Screams Harry "I love you! Give me back my smiley face sticker!"
'No! Last time you didn't give mine back now it is time for revenge!"
"But I love you!"
" No! Not this time with my moldy shorts! You stole my deranged furby Harry! I love you! Why did you go out with Dumbledore? We could have been great together! Now I will attack you with my heart attack pants!"
Ring Ring
"That's my cell phone, hold on a second!" says Voldie
Everyone sits down and starts playing hand games while eating fatty foods like fat.
"Hi GMD! '
"Hello camel!"
"Darn! You figured out my second cousin half removed was a camel but that's a different story."
"Fine! I need a new weapon!"
"Bye!"
"Bye!"
The good gang stops playing hand games as Voldie hangs up the phone.
"Aye Chiwawa!" screams Percy!
Ron tangos with mush.
Ron screams, "You're evil!"
Neville goes, "Take that Voldie shorts! AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!!!!!!!"
Voldemort moves to the side while filing his nails. "Impressive."
Neville falls in a trash bin and starts chatting with Oscar the grouch. Oscar's little worms attack Lord what's his name and he has to go pee. He runs away.
Everyone is suddenly in the Sahara desert. Just joking.
They are now in the burrow. Percy says, " Let's mambo!"
He returns with Linkin Park and Sum 41 playing simultaneously. Everyone mambos. An elephant walks by.
Fred steps in monkey poo poo. Bill and Charlie start fighting whether conditioner is better than shampoo and which should be applied first.
Percy and Penelope announce, " We just had a baby starfish."
Fred and George look at everyone solemnly and sigh shaking their heads.
"My dear brother," said Fred faking an English accent, realizing he has one and moving to Canada so it sounds cooler amongst the Canadians who say eh!
Ron is still mush. Ginny faints and eats cheese. The rest of the Weasleys eat haggis (yuk!) And Harry is suddenly in bed fully clothed.
