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Chapter 2: The nonsense continues
Once upon a time there were three little bears. Mama bear, Dada bear and baby bear. Goldilocks visited and got eaten. The end
Just joking
So the summer had just begun and Harry lay in bed reminiscing on all the occurrences that happened after he was magically transported to the burrow. He sat in bed and thought about life.
Suddenly, Dudley runs into the room screaming "lalalala." Harry just stares at him... awkward silence....
Dudley says, "When life gives you lemons, take the juice and squirt them in Harry's eyes. HARRY HUNTING"
Harry looks at him suddenly morphing into a frog and eating cream cheese. Petunia Dursley runs in and yells "I just pooed out cheese. Harry frog jumps around eating Neville mush/
Vernon Dursley ate a pie. Harry, suddenly himself, walked to the bathroom. (hey! He had to go!)
ALL of a SUDDEN, (er) Harry is told to eat the grass cus it is tooo long.
"why not mow it" said Harry????????
"cus this is a nonsense story Harry,,," said the authors
"oh. Kay"
Soooooooooo Harry promptly jumped around and asked Dudley to join him in galloping like grizzly bears.
Tumbleweed rolled by
Harry's glasses broke and he said" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can see like a monkey in pink shorts"
All of a sudden, the spongebob squarepants theme starts playing and everyone looks around madly for its source.
Draco Malfoy saunters into the Dursleys "Yo~ Potty? Like what's up dog? What's in the house? I'm down with that. Yo dude? Spongebob's on
"Oh Draconis.... You know my heart belongs to Voldemort. "
Harry decides summer is over. So it is now September first........
"Hogwarts time!"
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Don't kill me! This chappie sux!!!!! I know...... ahhhhhh ! I was lazy and so was my sis and we weren't hyper enough to write a good chapter... but a good one will come later on..... ahhh sorry. Review though....
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Chapter 2: The nonsense continues
Once upon a time there were three little bears. Mama bear, Dada bear and baby bear. Goldilocks visited and got eaten. The end
Just joking
So the summer had just begun and Harry lay in bed reminiscing on all the occurrences that happened after he was magically transported to the burrow. He sat in bed and thought about life.
Suddenly, Dudley runs into the room screaming "lalalala." Harry just stares at him... awkward silence....
Dudley says, "When life gives you lemons, take the juice and squirt them in Harry's eyes. HARRY HUNTING"
Harry looks at him suddenly morphing into a frog and eating cream cheese. Petunia Dursley runs in and yells "I just pooed out cheese. Harry frog jumps around eating Neville mush/
Vernon Dursley ate a pie. Harry, suddenly himself, walked to the bathroom. (hey! He had to go!)
ALL of a SUDDEN, (er) Harry is told to eat the grass cus it is tooo long.
"why not mow it" said Harry????????
"cus this is a nonsense story Harry,,," said the authors
"oh. Kay"
Soooooooooo Harry promptly jumped around and asked Dudley to join him in galloping like grizzly bears.
Tumbleweed rolled by
Harry's glasses broke and he said" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can see like a monkey in pink shorts"
All of a sudden, the spongebob squarepants theme starts playing and everyone looks around madly for its source.
Draco Malfoy saunters into the Dursleys "Yo~ Potty? Like what's up dog? What's in the house? I'm down with that. Yo dude? Spongebob's on
"Oh Draconis.... You know my heart belongs to Voldemort. "
Harry decides summer is over. So it is now September first........
"Hogwarts time!"
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Don't kill me! This chappie sux!!!!! I know...... ahhhhhh ! I was lazy and so was my sis and we weren't hyper enough to write a good chapter... but a good one will come later on..... ahhh sorry. Review though....
