Disclaimer: I OWN THE MUSH!~!!! LEAVE ME BE!

Thanks to reviewers cus this story is soooooo weird and you make it happy.. (what?)

whispering-dreamer07: ....... Hehehehe it's a secret formula mwahahahahaqhaha

Insane and Crazy: wowie. Like I care, but oranges and jelly make roast beef

beebopodiggity : thankyou!

Ely-Baby: will soon

Reyanna Marie: while where did your A go? Did it run away? It doesn't have legs./....did it melt into mush?

I LOVE MUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kay.... On with the mush I mean story!

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Chapter 3: More Nonsense

As he looked up, it was a big world. Heck, a shoe was big. Very big. Big big big big big. The worm continued its journey. But who cares about worms....

Owls flew as harry walked. Why? Who knows.

Platform 9 and 10 were right in front of Harry so Harry bashed into platform 8. He jumped on his left foot using his right big toe.

Bananas rolled by.

Filter keys turned on

harry then got a big cloak on and said I am snivvilus the idiot master and snivilllus said I am the boy who died

suddenly Sirius appeared I have a question if vanilla was good and chocolate was bad would you be against chocolate, vanilla or both?

He disappeares and Ron appears with a mullet. "Mullets are the new buzz cuts!"

Harrry jumped in rons hair which was on the platform.

The conductor yells: "Everyone leave so I can go. Er I mean join me in my merriment of faster master blaster uhhhh disaster,.,,,,, hmmmm faster? No I said that train. Just get on !"

Harry sees a first year. "What is your name little boy?"

"It's John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit"

Suddnely these jerks from timbucktoo pop out singing "His name is my name too!!!!!!"

Dumbldore appears and does a naked dance

Socks float by.

Dumbldore grabs them and eat the banana

Harry jumps on the plane

Hermione appears eating her book while saying that 128 and 28937 minus 2973494 is just a number with an equivalent of ripped up book pages and mushrooms and coliflower. With raisens

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH – who knows who said that

Er er er er er said harry

"Get out of the desk!" harry said

"Ahhhhhhhhhh the pens caught in my hair!" Hermione screamed

Fred and George popped out and sang softly to themselves in the tune of yankee doodle till they realized they don't know how to sing it and made up a new song for barney but not bert and ernie cus bert was killed off cus everyone thought that people might think that bert and ernie were gay cus they lived together so a bus killed bert!

Ron starts singing maniac.

James Potter says the moon is made of pizza and he disappears with a splat. \

A big black dog eats raw meet (spelled like this on purpose guys)

A sailor went to see see see to see what he could see see pee/////

Ron decided he had to go to the bathroom and peed through a wall onto the girls side of the compartment. (really happened guys... at camp)

Collecting pee in bottles is fun said an umbrella

The world is spinning

Kayyyyyyyyy I belive in a thing called love... said a giant purple monster..........\\\

The train conducter says that they have to leave cus they are at the hogs warts and time to poo...... so bye bye

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I love toilet humour. Still not as good as ch 1 but oh well.... Enjoy.... Soon a new story up called maurauders mansion./////// think about it.... Surprising events///

Spoiler:

Clue?! I forgot! Crap ! James and Sirius will kill me!!!!!

Who said that? I wonder.... Excited? I am.....

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