It's Karaoke Night!!! Chapter 2

Author's Babble: Yah! 5 reviews!!! I have SUCH a good idea for a song this chappie!!! Yesh!

Disclaimer: No, I do not own POTC or any of the songs I will use!! So don't sue!!!!! :)

Ok, Anyhoo... here's m' review page!: real-sweetie-fantasy: Yah! Thanks! Soon enough for ya?

Dominic's Vampire: Sick? Twisted? Wrong? No! lol. Glad you love it! An ABBA song... hmm... good idea! Thx

Sesshoko Queen of Hell: Nobody's Listening. Hmmm... I LUV that song! Maybe I will... thanks for the idea. And YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!!!!! YAH! You got it right! 100 points to you! (you guessed who was singin' Jessica Simpson with Liz... And I'm not gonna put it here, cuz yah... I am weird.... :P)

Orlando'sONLYgirl11: Thanks! I think its gonna be funnyful! Well... not really... the song was With You by Jessica Simpson... I thought I put that in there. Oops. I was lookin' for who was singin' with Liz... Sorry... :)

Isabelle: Thank you! I was watching American Idol going.. "Hey, I wonder what Jack would sing if he was on AI." Then it hit me! Karaoke!!!!! Lol... well, uh... Liz is singin' it, but I was looking for who was singin' with her. Sorry... not to be rude or anythin'... -_-

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'The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart Wish I could say the save the world, like I was super girl'

Everyone was staring at who was on the stage. Barbossa! Singing 'With You' By Jessica Simpson! He was crowing out the words, while dancing with Liz. Liz was too busy laughing her head off to sing though.

'The real me is to laugh all

night lying in the grass just talking about love

But lately I've been jaded life got so complicated'

With these words, Barbossa was dancing so much like Jessica Simpson, everyone in the crowd was laughing hysterically.

'I'm still thinking about it almost forgot what it was like

Do you know what it feels like?

Cause with you

I can let my hair down

I can say anything crazy

I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground

With nothing but a T-shirt on

I never felt so beautiful

Baby as I do now

Now that I'm with you

With you

Now that I'm with you'

Now Barbossa had dragged Anamaria onto the stage, and was attempting to get her to dance. But instead of dancing, she slapped him across the face. "Owww..."

"Ha ha!" Jack laughed at Barbossa. But he just glared at him.

"I give up." Barbossa said, turning the music off.

Despite the cheers of the crowd, he didn't continue.

"Oh c'mon m'mate! Ye can do it. Why, you aren't afraid are ye?" Jack asked.

"Shut up! You infernal son of a donkey's ass!" Barbossa said, glaring. He made his way and sat down at a table, pouting like a little kid.

"Oh my god! Tha' was hilarious. So..." Liz said, laughing so hard she was crying. "Who's next?"

"He is! He is!" Pintel called, pushing Bo'sun forward.

"Ok, what song?" Her words slurred together.

"Lemmedoit!" Bo'sun glared.

"Ok, ok..." She staggered back over to Will.

Bo'sun got it all set up, and stood on the stagey thingy with the microphone in his hand. "And I wanna de'icate this song t'..." He grinned and winked. "Pintel!"

"Mate, ar' ye forgettin' t' tell us somthin'?" Jack asked.

But he didn't answer. Instead the music went on incredibly loud.

Bo'sun stood up there grinning like an idiot, until all of a sudden the words came to the music.

'I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me'

"I'll NEVER leave you!" Pintel yelled from the crowd that was laughing hysterically.

'I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing'

"C'mon, do the DISCO!" Will yelled, grabbing Liz, and doing the disco.

'I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk'

He walked up and down the stage shaking his butt, and everyone in the crowd, including Jack and Will, were dancing along with him.

'I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that'

"Do you even have a car?" Norrington yelled.

'I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk'

At this part, mostly everyone in the crowd slapped their butts. ^_^

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

'I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me'

"NEVER!" Pintel yelled again. By this time, he was up on the stage with Bo'sun, dancing like it was the Fourth of July.

'And I'm too sexy for this song' He ended the song by throwing his mike down, and bowing really deep.

"Crowd surf!!!!" Someone yelled, probably Liz.

He just grinned even more, and jumped off the stage.

*PLOP*

"Oops?" Will looked at Bo'sun who was now lying on the ground.

"Owww... Definitely time for a diet." Bo'sun said, attempting to stand up. But he was mobbed by the crowd instead.