Author's Babble: Hey guys! Man, I didn't get too many review cuz ff.net was screwed up and didn't send the author alerts out. Oh well. Hopefully those who didn't get chapter 2, here's chapter 3 so you can get catched up!!! Oh, nice word, eh? O. – heh heh. That sounds funny...

Thanks for the reviews I did get tho!!! Yah!

Real-sweetie-fantasy: Yah! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Heh heh... well, I am updating! The question is, is it soon enough for you? ^_^

Sesshoko Queen of Hell: Thanks!!!! A stupid question, eh? I'm good at stupid questions. For I frequently ask them myself... Like How the heck do I get the words to go bold or italic? But no one has answered me yet... Oh well. I will answer your question anyways! : ) Hmm.. I don't know. I didn't even know that his first name was Hector.... O.o Sorry, I can't find the lyrics to that song... I don't even member what its like. But its probably awesome, cause I luv that movie... oh well... I have a pretty good song for Jack!

Reese Sparrow: Thanks!!!! Glad you love it! Soon enough?

Bob-the-bear: Don't worry, everyone I listed in the first chappie will get to sing! That means I will hopefully have at least... 12 chappies! Thanks for reviewing all my stories! I have motivation now to continue! Yah!

Author's Babble 2: ok guys, the song for this chapter is kinda odd... But I don't care! Its an awesome song!!!!!! On with the singin'!!! oh oh oh! And I was on this Johnny Depp fan website, and guess what I found???? The song "I'm too sexy" With parts of POTC kinda acting out the song!! Its SO hilarious! Me and my friends were laughing our heads off! If you want to watch it, go to my homepagey thing, and I have the link there. And I'm sorry to whoever made it. I don't have your name. But I DO NOT take credit for it!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of this. No POTC, no songs, just my CD. : )

"Me next!" Jack yelled at Elizabeth who was standing up at the front, swaying back and forth.

She grinned. "Why not?"

Jack swaggered up to the front and grabbed the mike from Liz. He grinned his sexy grin, and the music started.

"GO!" He yelled, surprising everyone. They all looked at him like he was insane, and he just grinned more.

"So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me

because you look so fine

and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine

that I really wanna make you mine."

Out of nowhere, millions of fangirls pop up. "WE LOVE YOU JACK!!!!!!!!" They all swoon, and magically disappear.

"Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks

now you dont need that money

when you look like that, do ya honey.

Big black boots,

long brown hair,

she's so sweet

with her get back stare."

"See? I TOLD you he liked you!!!" Elizabeth said, quite loudly, to Anamaria.

"No way! He's too hott to like me!" She gasped. "Did I just say that?!?"

"Oh shut up! You two are a PERFECT couple!" Will laughed, hearing this conversation.

"Hey Jack, you've got another fan!" He yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Anamaria said loudly, running into Will, knocking him over. She landed on top of him, and was laughing so hard she couldn't stand up.

"Up! Off my man!" Elizabeth hollered.

"Well I could see,

you home with me,

but you were with another man, yea!

I know we,

ain't got much to say,

before I let you get away, yea!

I said, are you gonna be my girl?"

"SHE"D LOVE TO!!!!" Elizabeth cried.

"Who?" Jack asked, pausing singing. The song went on without him.

"ANA!!! She loves you!!!" Elizabeth grinned.

"I'm telling..." Ana pouted.

"You like me?" Jack asked his eyes wide.

She looked up at him. "No- well, ya."

"Luv, I've been waiting forever for you to say that!" He grinned.

She ran up to the stage, and started dancing while Jack began to sing again with the guy from Jet.

"Oh yea. Oh yea. C'mon!

I could see,

you home with me,

but you were with another man, yea!

I know we,

ain't got much to say,

before I let you get away, yea!

Uh, be my girl.

Be my girl.

Are you gonna be my girl?! Yea!!!!"

He grinned, and hugged Ana around the waist. He swung her around and when he set her down, he fell over.

"Man, I'm dizzy!"

Author's Babble: Yes, yes, I know. Really really OOC. Oh well. You don't mind do you? Besides, I've always thought that Anamaria and Jack would be a perfect couple. And it fit in so good with the song. Well, let me know what you think.... And any ideas you have for future chapters! : )