Aloha, I am back! Wearing . . . . . .A hawaiian skirt. . . .sad. . . . .
very sad. Anyway, I'll get on with it now, as I expect you are all dying
with anticipation. . . .you weren't? I hate you.
~*This chapter is dedicated to Dark comet, the first person . . . who waaas going to say something bad, then converted, loved me, and was the first person to notice my return, for that I thank you, and this chapter belongs to you!*~
Chapter 5 - Marth's broken heart
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Roy had spent a couple of hours round at Jaz and Elasxa's house, trying to persuade Jasmine that Link was a bad idea, but she was having none of it.
'I've had it up to here with Marth.'
'He hardly talks to me when he's in a good mood anyway, there's no difference.'
'Shut up, Roy!' Were a few of her 'kinder' words. Opening the door to his and Marth's apartment, Roy ran a hand through his red-brown hair with a sigh. This was going to be tough on Marth, he knew the guy too well, he would never pretend he didn't care, he'd get hurt really badly.
Marth was sitting in a large armchair reading a book. He didn't look up as his friend entered.
"Oh boy. . ." Roy muttered. "Marth, I need to tell you something about Jasmine."
"Who?" Marth said obnoxiously, still reading his book. I say reading. . . but it was actually upside down, pointing to the fact, he'd grabbed it when Roy had began to open the door, so he could hide the worried look on his face.
"You know perfectly well WHO!" Roy snapped, becoming irritated. "She's going out with Link, if you want to know!"
There was a long, and painful silence, as the book creaked shut and Marth looked pleadingly up at Roy. "P. . . . .please. . . tell me you are joking."
"I'm sorry bud, but Jaz just . . . . flipped." Roy shook his head. "I tried to talk her out of it . . . ."
"But, I was going to . . . . .apologise . . . .tomorrow. . . . .see how it went during the day, and then. . . . .maybe I was going to . . . .ask. . . .her. . . ." His voice trailed away as his shoulders slumped and he closed his eyes. "I'm so, stupid." He whispered. For the first time that day Roy felt a deep pity for his blue haired friend.
Marth got up, and with a large sigh, headed for his room. Roy didn't try to stop him as he closed the door behind him. He thought for a minute
"Well, he's going to be in there all weekend. . . . . . . . might as well make dinner." Roy then decided that was probably a very stupid idea, so instead he decided to call Laxy. He picked up the phone and dialled her number. 1800-LUV-FIRE, Elasxa insisted that it was a coincidence but everyone knew she'd somehow tampered with the numbers. It rang a couple of times before it was picked up.
"Pyromaniacs anonymous, how may I help you?" Said a familiar voice.
"Elasxa?"
"Yeeeessss???"
"Hey honey, it's me Roy."
"Roy baby! How did it go with Marth?"
"Badly, really badly, he went to his room, he won't be out all weekend I'm afraid."
"Oh great. Well, Link's round here at the moment. He dumped Zelda and I think he's taking refuge from shards of her best china."
"I don't blame him, I'd run for several miles to get away from you in a bad mood."
"No, Roy, you'd run for several miles because you'd have a flaming ass."
"Yes. . ."
"Well look, It's the weekend tomorrow, I'll come over and we can think over something."
"I don't really think Marth will be up for seeing anyone . . ." Roy muttered.
"Well, he'll bloody well have to be." Laxy said dangerously.
Roy nodded to himself. "True. Look, Marth wouldn't want to hurt Jasmine, but Zelda would want to spite Link right? So, we've got to keep her away from Marth, because I just know she'll be all over him."
"You know what, Roy? You are actually really smart, but you have no common sense what so ever. . ."
"Whatsense?"
"I rest my case. . . Hey, I better go, I'm being unsociable, you try to cheer up Marth, Okay?"
"Okay Laxy, bye, Love you!"
"Love you too my little sex god!" She giggled, before putting the phone down.
~*~*~
Elasxa had gone to answer the phone while me and Link had a drink and talked about things. He told me all about the whole Ocarina of Time incident and then onto how he got here.
"I expected Ganondorf to be sealed away here as well. . . but he wasn't and I was totally against the fact that someone so bad was allowed to walk around this town, freely. Nobody seems worried that he's a total nut. Sheik thinks that he's found some power source near the beauty parlour in the centre of town."
"That's odd" I said. "What would he want near there? Not that I know the area."
"It's across the street form All Stars park."
Now I knew what he was talking about. "Oh, that elaborately decorated pink building? I know where you're talking about."
Elasxa had got off the phone now and came to join us, she glared menacingly at the back of Link's head, but managed just in time to plaster a fixed, fake smile on her lips when Link turned around again. She sat down in a chair behind him and as he carried on talking she did overly-dramatic imitations of him. He turned around several times on which occasion she managed to find the wall behind her extremely intriguing.
After the fifth time he'd turned around I knew she'd get caught soon, Link carried on talking. "So anyway, Then I went into this room and there was a redead either side of me, and I almost freaked, besides . . .Elasxa, what the hell are you doing?" Link asked, turning to catch Laxy with both arms clamped to her sides, flapping her hands like a spastic. She coughed politely and ran her fingers through her bright red hair. There was a moment of awkward silence, broken only by the sudden ring of the door bell.
"I'll get it!" Elasxa offered slightly too enthusiastically, so I knew she was just trying to get out of a tight spot. I laughed, but I was cut short by the piercing sound of -
"WHERE THE HELL IS HE! . . . .Zelda. . . .
She strode into the sitting room and Link stood up, not to greet her but to defend himself. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" She screamed.
"Why shouldn't I be here?" Link said back, firmly but quietly.
"I KNEW YOU'D BE WITH HER!!!" Zelda roared, ignoring his question. Link stood his ground, he didn't flinch, he said nothing, he just glared. Zelda, realising she wasn't really getting anywhere began to look a bit put out and flustered.
"Yes. . . NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STORMING INTO MY HOUSE! GET OUT! GO ON!" Elasxa yelled angrily. Zelda was pushed out, yelling and almost turning the air blue with her swearing.
After she'd gone, I sighed, relieving myself of the shock and sitting down heavily in an armchair. Link sat down aswell. And Laxa decided to cook dinner. I really felt sorry for Link, having to deal with someone like that for a long, long time, no wonder he was fed up of her.
~*~*~
Roy sat reading. He wasn't actually reading he was thinking hard about what he could do to cheer Marth up. He had heard a couple of things smash quite violently in his room, and a great deal of swearing.
"Marth! Marth, it's time for Dinner?" Roy had called hopefully at one point.
"I'm not damn hungry, Roy." Came the vicious reply.
"Alright, no problem."
Now, Roy sat eating spaghetti with one hand and trying to read a book about 'gameboys' with the other. "God. . . .It's like a brick." Roy said to himself through a mouthful of stringy pasta. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Roy pushed himself to his feet, suddenly realised the pasta was flying through the air, and dived to catch it.
He failed somewhat spectacularly, and found the bowl caught on his foot. There was another knock. He got up, muttering something to himself and opened the door.
Zelda stood facing him, a beaming smile on her face, looking innocent. "Hi Roy." She said. Roy stared for some moments, before screaming and slamming the door in her face. He launched himself into the air and hid behind an armchair.
"Roy? Roy, are you okay?" Came a muffled voice from behind the door. "What are you playing, let me in . . . .Please?"
Roy approached the door cautiously and opened it as slowly as he could incase he was jumped on. Zelda's face was a mask of disgust, which she quickly tried to get rid of when Roy looked round the door.
"Can I come in?" She asked. Roy nodded and jumped away. Zelda walked in and looked around. "Oh, you have spaghetti in your hair by the way. . ." She added. Roy swiped furiously at his hair until it flew out and stuck to her dress. She didn't notice, thank god.
"I need to speak with Marth." Zelda announced, wandering vaguely in the direction of his door.
"Err, no you don't." Roy said, steering her away.
"Why not?" Zelda demanded.
"He's not here!" this was followed by a large smash and a loud curse from Marth's room. Zelda smiled, sickly sweetly.
"Very funny, Roy." Her voice seemed filled with music, but there was an undertone of slumbering rage.
"Go Away! Go on! I know what you're planning, go, go, go, go, go, go!!!!" Roy, shoved her out of the door, and slammed it again.
"WHAT!? ROY!! HOW DARE YOU!!! UGH! When link finds out what a bunch of freaks you and your little friends get up to, he will never want to look at that stupid bitch, Jasmine again.
"When I last checked, you were the stupid Bitch, Zelda!" Roy yelled through the keyhole, before sniggering at a scream of rage from the spoilt princess and turning around. Then, A beautiful plan dawned in his mind. "Me and my little friends . . . .get . . .up. ." A huge grin spread across his face and he vaulted to the telephone, dialling Elasxa's number.
~*~*~
Hey guys! I'm really really reeeeaaaallly sorry that this took years to get up. I've had exams and homework and I had to pack for holidays and I mean . . . . WOW! I never got to sit down and just, write! Anyway, you have it now, so stop complaining or I Smack-a you good! Toodles!!!
~*This chapter is dedicated to Dark comet, the first person . . . who waaas going to say something bad, then converted, loved me, and was the first person to notice my return, for that I thank you, and this chapter belongs to you!*~
Chapter 5 - Marth's broken heart
~*~*~
Roy had spent a couple of hours round at Jaz and Elasxa's house, trying to persuade Jasmine that Link was a bad idea, but she was having none of it.
'I've had it up to here with Marth.'
'He hardly talks to me when he's in a good mood anyway, there's no difference.'
'Shut up, Roy!' Were a few of her 'kinder' words. Opening the door to his and Marth's apartment, Roy ran a hand through his red-brown hair with a sigh. This was going to be tough on Marth, he knew the guy too well, he would never pretend he didn't care, he'd get hurt really badly.
Marth was sitting in a large armchair reading a book. He didn't look up as his friend entered.
"Oh boy. . ." Roy muttered. "Marth, I need to tell you something about Jasmine."
"Who?" Marth said obnoxiously, still reading his book. I say reading. . . but it was actually upside down, pointing to the fact, he'd grabbed it when Roy had began to open the door, so he could hide the worried look on his face.
"You know perfectly well WHO!" Roy snapped, becoming irritated. "She's going out with Link, if you want to know!"
There was a long, and painful silence, as the book creaked shut and Marth looked pleadingly up at Roy. "P. . . . .please. . . tell me you are joking."
"I'm sorry bud, but Jaz just . . . . flipped." Roy shook his head. "I tried to talk her out of it . . . ."
"But, I was going to . . . . .apologise . . . .tomorrow. . . . .see how it went during the day, and then. . . . .maybe I was going to . . . .ask. . . .her. . . ." His voice trailed away as his shoulders slumped and he closed his eyes. "I'm so, stupid." He whispered. For the first time that day Roy felt a deep pity for his blue haired friend.
Marth got up, and with a large sigh, headed for his room. Roy didn't try to stop him as he closed the door behind him. He thought for a minute
"Well, he's going to be in there all weekend. . . . . . . . might as well make dinner." Roy then decided that was probably a very stupid idea, so instead he decided to call Laxy. He picked up the phone and dialled her number. 1800-LUV-FIRE, Elasxa insisted that it was a coincidence but everyone knew she'd somehow tampered with the numbers. It rang a couple of times before it was picked up.
"Pyromaniacs anonymous, how may I help you?" Said a familiar voice.
"Elasxa?"
"Yeeeessss???"
"Hey honey, it's me Roy."
"Roy baby! How did it go with Marth?"
"Badly, really badly, he went to his room, he won't be out all weekend I'm afraid."
"Oh great. Well, Link's round here at the moment. He dumped Zelda and I think he's taking refuge from shards of her best china."
"I don't blame him, I'd run for several miles to get away from you in a bad mood."
"No, Roy, you'd run for several miles because you'd have a flaming ass."
"Yes. . ."
"Well look, It's the weekend tomorrow, I'll come over and we can think over something."
"I don't really think Marth will be up for seeing anyone . . ." Roy muttered.
"Well, he'll bloody well have to be." Laxy said dangerously.
Roy nodded to himself. "True. Look, Marth wouldn't want to hurt Jasmine, but Zelda would want to spite Link right? So, we've got to keep her away from Marth, because I just know she'll be all over him."
"You know what, Roy? You are actually really smart, but you have no common sense what so ever. . ."
"Whatsense?"
"I rest my case. . . Hey, I better go, I'm being unsociable, you try to cheer up Marth, Okay?"
"Okay Laxy, bye, Love you!"
"Love you too my little sex god!" She giggled, before putting the phone down.
~*~*~
Elasxa had gone to answer the phone while me and Link had a drink and talked about things. He told me all about the whole Ocarina of Time incident and then onto how he got here.
"I expected Ganondorf to be sealed away here as well. . . but he wasn't and I was totally against the fact that someone so bad was allowed to walk around this town, freely. Nobody seems worried that he's a total nut. Sheik thinks that he's found some power source near the beauty parlour in the centre of town."
"That's odd" I said. "What would he want near there? Not that I know the area."
"It's across the street form All Stars park."
Now I knew what he was talking about. "Oh, that elaborately decorated pink building? I know where you're talking about."
Elasxa had got off the phone now and came to join us, she glared menacingly at the back of Link's head, but managed just in time to plaster a fixed, fake smile on her lips when Link turned around again. She sat down in a chair behind him and as he carried on talking she did overly-dramatic imitations of him. He turned around several times on which occasion she managed to find the wall behind her extremely intriguing.
After the fifth time he'd turned around I knew she'd get caught soon, Link carried on talking. "So anyway, Then I went into this room and there was a redead either side of me, and I almost freaked, besides . . .Elasxa, what the hell are you doing?" Link asked, turning to catch Laxy with both arms clamped to her sides, flapping her hands like a spastic. She coughed politely and ran her fingers through her bright red hair. There was a moment of awkward silence, broken only by the sudden ring of the door bell.
"I'll get it!" Elasxa offered slightly too enthusiastically, so I knew she was just trying to get out of a tight spot. I laughed, but I was cut short by the piercing sound of -
"WHERE THE HELL IS HE! . . . .Zelda. . . .
She strode into the sitting room and Link stood up, not to greet her but to defend himself. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" She screamed.
"Why shouldn't I be here?" Link said back, firmly but quietly.
"I KNEW YOU'D BE WITH HER!!!" Zelda roared, ignoring his question. Link stood his ground, he didn't flinch, he said nothing, he just glared. Zelda, realising she wasn't really getting anywhere began to look a bit put out and flustered.
"Yes. . . NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STORMING INTO MY HOUSE! GET OUT! GO ON!" Elasxa yelled angrily. Zelda was pushed out, yelling and almost turning the air blue with her swearing.
After she'd gone, I sighed, relieving myself of the shock and sitting down heavily in an armchair. Link sat down aswell. And Laxa decided to cook dinner. I really felt sorry for Link, having to deal with someone like that for a long, long time, no wonder he was fed up of her.
~*~*~
Roy sat reading. He wasn't actually reading he was thinking hard about what he could do to cheer Marth up. He had heard a couple of things smash quite violently in his room, and a great deal of swearing.
"Marth! Marth, it's time for Dinner?" Roy had called hopefully at one point.
"I'm not damn hungry, Roy." Came the vicious reply.
"Alright, no problem."
Now, Roy sat eating spaghetti with one hand and trying to read a book about 'gameboys' with the other. "God. . . .It's like a brick." Roy said to himself through a mouthful of stringy pasta. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Roy pushed himself to his feet, suddenly realised the pasta was flying through the air, and dived to catch it.
He failed somewhat spectacularly, and found the bowl caught on his foot. There was another knock. He got up, muttering something to himself and opened the door.
Zelda stood facing him, a beaming smile on her face, looking innocent. "Hi Roy." She said. Roy stared for some moments, before screaming and slamming the door in her face. He launched himself into the air and hid behind an armchair.
"Roy? Roy, are you okay?" Came a muffled voice from behind the door. "What are you playing, let me in . . . .Please?"
Roy approached the door cautiously and opened it as slowly as he could incase he was jumped on. Zelda's face was a mask of disgust, which she quickly tried to get rid of when Roy looked round the door.
"Can I come in?" She asked. Roy nodded and jumped away. Zelda walked in and looked around. "Oh, you have spaghetti in your hair by the way. . ." She added. Roy swiped furiously at his hair until it flew out and stuck to her dress. She didn't notice, thank god.
"I need to speak with Marth." Zelda announced, wandering vaguely in the direction of his door.
"Err, no you don't." Roy said, steering her away.
"Why not?" Zelda demanded.
"He's not here!" this was followed by a large smash and a loud curse from Marth's room. Zelda smiled, sickly sweetly.
"Very funny, Roy." Her voice seemed filled with music, but there was an undertone of slumbering rage.
"Go Away! Go on! I know what you're planning, go, go, go, go, go, go!!!!" Roy, shoved her out of the door, and slammed it again.
"WHAT!? ROY!! HOW DARE YOU!!! UGH! When link finds out what a bunch of freaks you and your little friends get up to, he will never want to look at that stupid bitch, Jasmine again.
"When I last checked, you were the stupid Bitch, Zelda!" Roy yelled through the keyhole, before sniggering at a scream of rage from the spoilt princess and turning around. Then, A beautiful plan dawned in his mind. "Me and my little friends . . . .get . . .up. ." A huge grin spread across his face and he vaulted to the telephone, dialling Elasxa's number.
~*~*~
Hey guys! I'm really really reeeeaaaallly sorry that this took years to get up. I've had exams and homework and I had to pack for holidays and I mean . . . . WOW! I never got to sit down and just, write! Anyway, you have it now, so stop complaining or I Smack-a you good! Toodles!!!
