That Potter Musical
Chapter 3 – Pity's One Thing You Can't Find

But alas, luck was not with anyone that day. This hypothesis was proven
correct when Snape sang in the tune of Leanne Rimes' Can't Fight the
Moonlight.

Snape: While I write on the board
You snicker in your seats
And you think that I can't see
If you think your grades won't fall
Well, just wait and see
At the end of the year

Students: Underneath your shadow, shadow
There's a thing, like our grades go so low
Please, oh, don't, please no

Snape: You can plead all you want
But I won't change my mind
Students: You're so mean! In your heart,
Pity's one thing you can't find!
Snape: Disrespect that's so deep
God, how can you sleep?
When you know, when you know that your
Grades get lower!
Yes...
Lower...
I'm gonna get to your mind...

Harry: [stands up] You think it's so easy
Being The Boy Who Lived
People pity you all the time
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
'Till the Dark Lord goes down!

Snape: Potter, because of your outburst
I'll be getting ten points from your house
Ha! No house cup now!
Ron: Harry, please sit down, this is exactly what we did
Hermione: Darn you, Snape
In your heart,
Pity's one thing you can't fight
Dean: Now, Harry, please sit down
'Cause, if not, you'll lose points
Seamus: That's what McG and Flitwick did
To Ron and Hermione

Snape: Yes...
Potter, don't sit down
So I can take more points from you!

Harry: *tries to sit down*

Snape: Don't try you're never gonna win, yeah

Students: Underneath your shadow, shadow
There's a thing, like our grades go so low
Please, oh, don't, please no

Snape: You can plead all you want
But I won't change my mind
Students: You're so mean! In your heart,
Pity's one thing you can't find!
Snape: Disrespect that's so deep
God, how can you sleep?
When you know, when you know that your
Grades get lower!
Yes...
Lower...

Harry: Damn you Snape
Go to Hell
But leave us all out of it!
Seamus: Or else life
As you know will-
It will be different!
Students: Yes...
We will go haunt you...
If you don't pull up our grades!