BlueEyez: ...HE got reviews? after insulting me?
Seto: Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I will give you an autographed picture of me if you'd like. I know I have so many fangirls...
Raven: *rolls eyes* Please. Can we just get on with it?
Yami: ugh. I want to put him out for another four days, but Raven keeps complaining about the price of aspirin nowadays.
Malik: I haven't even been in this story yet. Finally, a story in which it seems I can't be tormented, and I'm not in it.
Seto: Shut up. So, BlueEyez doesn't own YGO, or anything you recognize. Or me. But you recognize me, obviously. So...I'll get on with it.
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SO, you've hopefully made a good impression and didn't get killed by Ryou's psychotic half or Yugi's Show-Offy and still Short half. Now, you are probably wondering what those strange gold things people carry around are.
See, the first one you'll notice is probably an ugly upside-down triangle thing on Yugi. It's the Millennium Puzzle. That's where the crazy pharoah lives. Or so I've been told. I think it's baloney. Anyway, I know it's shiney and pretty, but don't try to take it, or you'll die. Not like I've tried, it is so 3,000 years ago, anyway.
Then there's the thing around Ryou's neck, the Millennium Ring. Those spike things can supposedly sense other Millennium items. The only thing I know that ring for is a psycho tomb robber.
There's also the coolest item, the Millennium Rod. I don't know why I like it, but it's the best one. It's owned by Malik, who's this blond kid who sometimes has insane hair days. Really insane. As in, could rival Yugi. WHY can't anyone just brush their hair around here like me and Raven? anyway, it can control people's minds, and makes a cool dagger. Or so I've heard.
There's also this Millennium Necklace, that this girl who looks kind of like Raven only taller, with straighter hair, and wears white clothes, named Isis. It's supposed to be able to see the future, but I know from experience that it can't hold a candle to a real duelist. Namely, me, and likely you if you're reading this.
Then there is the Millennium Eye, which used to be owned by Maximillion Pegasus, this 50-year-old creep with long silver hair and a red suit. Seriously, I've had nightmares about this guy, but I can't tell you them here, not with the rating that BlueEyez made me use. I hate her, you know...I feel bad for Raven. if BlueEyez was in my mind I'd go insane. Anyway, it can read minds.
Then this guy named Shadi owns the Millennium Scale and Key. The Key can go inside someone's mind, the Scale weighs a heart and a feather. (I think...anyone know what they really do? Haven't heard much about these two.)(A/N: BlueEyez and Raven have an item called the Millennium Bracelet, but as it is not real I did not discuss it here. If you want to know, it's a bracelet, duh, and it gives the ability to commune with animals. Which is why I love to sic cobras on Yami when he's trying to murder me.) Ugh. Darn BlueEyez, making Authers Notes in my fanfic. (A/N Seto. It's not BlueEyez. Ugh, and I thought you needed brains to run a multimillion dollar corporation. This is Raven. Peace, out.) Ugh. Me and my darn mouth. THis is all BlueEyez' fault, for not being here to take my insults.
Well, I've discussed millennium items and still have a lot of time on my hands, because BlueEyez told me we'd lose all our readers if the stories were short and boring. If only killing BlueEyez didn't mean killing Raven too, I'd be all over the idea. Darn Raven, not having her own body.
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I think I should take the little time we have left to discuss the dangers of Domino City in brief. You may want to read this section. Or you will die. There are main dangers we should know about as of now.
1. Yugi's puzzle. Do NOT try to snatch that thing, like I said, you'd need a whole lot more than a cold pack and some aspirin, you'd need hours of psychologist sessions. Trust me. and you may see a side of you you never wanted to see. Such as, a big fat horrific clown. Uuuuuuggh I'm going to be sick.
2. Ryou's ring. Yeah, Ryou's sweet and innocent enough. Too innocent. His ring's spirit is a tomb robber who's evil and likes to play insane games.
3. Malik's rod. Can take control of minds. and does so on a regular basis. and is a dagger. but I said that earlier. Plus Malik's crazy, so that doesn't make matters any better.
4. Malik's Yami. Makes Malik look like...Mokuba. Very crazy. Forget dark allies, don't be caught in the same borough as this freak. Of course, you can recognize him a mile away with that hair. Can you say, Dragon Ball Z gone wacko?
5. Dead 10-year-old stepbrothers. They will drag you into virtual reality where you will be faced to defeat your old employees who are so old you're amazed they can remember your name, let alone how they vow revenge upon you, and then he will duel you, beat you, and turn you to stone (A/N: I cried for an hour after that...) Pardon me, readers, I believe Raven just mumbled a confession. (A/N: Not raven! ^_^) I HATE YOU, BLUEEYEZ, AND IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF ME RATHER THAN A VOICE MAKING AUTHOR'S NOTES I WOULD THROW SOMETHING LARGE AND HEAVY AT YOU? (A/N: Like Joey?) Ugh. I am now struggling to ignore her. Anyway, so, you'll get turned to stone and have Pharoah dude come and rescue you. yeah. Avoid the stepbrothers.
6. BlueEyez. Sure, you think Raven's the evil one because she looks darker, and BlueEyez has those big, innocent eyes that I hate so much, but she's pure evil. Raven is just an innocent pawn in her plan. (A/N: I beg your pardon?) Yes, BlueEyez, I am insulting you. (A/N hello...not BlueEyez...) Okay. BlueEyez is so getting it after I write this. So, BlueEyez is worse than Malik because Malik doesn't even pretend to be sweet. If you ever find yourself befriending BlueEyez, stop and think for a moment.If you are befriending BlueEyez just because you like Raven, congratulations. You, like me, are a resourceful person.
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Seto: What was that, with all the author's notes?
BlueEyez: Comedy. You were boring me.
Seto: and why did you and Raven keep confusing me?
Raven: We didn't. We accidently kept making author's notes, without regard for each other's notes.
Yami: BlueEyez, I thought that coke was supposed to be caffein-free.
BlueEyez: Didn't say nothin' about sugar ^_^
Seto: I hoped that your hyper insanity could not hurt me in my own story. I was wrong. Anyway, please R & R.
Seto: Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I will give you an autographed picture of me if you'd like. I know I have so many fangirls...
Raven: *rolls eyes* Please. Can we just get on with it?
Yami: ugh. I want to put him out for another four days, but Raven keeps complaining about the price of aspirin nowadays.
Malik: I haven't even been in this story yet. Finally, a story in which it seems I can't be tormented, and I'm not in it.
Seto: Shut up. So, BlueEyez doesn't own YGO, or anything you recognize. Or me. But you recognize me, obviously. So...I'll get on with it.
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SO, you've hopefully made a good impression and didn't get killed by Ryou's psychotic half or Yugi's Show-Offy and still Short half. Now, you are probably wondering what those strange gold things people carry around are.
See, the first one you'll notice is probably an ugly upside-down triangle thing on Yugi. It's the Millennium Puzzle. That's where the crazy pharoah lives. Or so I've been told. I think it's baloney. Anyway, I know it's shiney and pretty, but don't try to take it, or you'll die. Not like I've tried, it is so 3,000 years ago, anyway.
Then there's the thing around Ryou's neck, the Millennium Ring. Those spike things can supposedly sense other Millennium items. The only thing I know that ring for is a psycho tomb robber.
There's also the coolest item, the Millennium Rod. I don't know why I like it, but it's the best one. It's owned by Malik, who's this blond kid who sometimes has insane hair days. Really insane. As in, could rival Yugi. WHY can't anyone just brush their hair around here like me and Raven? anyway, it can control people's minds, and makes a cool dagger. Or so I've heard.
There's also this Millennium Necklace, that this girl who looks kind of like Raven only taller, with straighter hair, and wears white clothes, named Isis. It's supposed to be able to see the future, but I know from experience that it can't hold a candle to a real duelist. Namely, me, and likely you if you're reading this.
Then there is the Millennium Eye, which used to be owned by Maximillion Pegasus, this 50-year-old creep with long silver hair and a red suit. Seriously, I've had nightmares about this guy, but I can't tell you them here, not with the rating that BlueEyez made me use. I hate her, you know...I feel bad for Raven. if BlueEyez was in my mind I'd go insane. Anyway, it can read minds.
Then this guy named Shadi owns the Millennium Scale and Key. The Key can go inside someone's mind, the Scale weighs a heart and a feather. (I think...anyone know what they really do? Haven't heard much about these two.)(A/N: BlueEyez and Raven have an item called the Millennium Bracelet, but as it is not real I did not discuss it here. If you want to know, it's a bracelet, duh, and it gives the ability to commune with animals. Which is why I love to sic cobras on Yami when he's trying to murder me.) Ugh. Darn BlueEyez, making Authers Notes in my fanfic. (A/N Seto. It's not BlueEyez. Ugh, and I thought you needed brains to run a multimillion dollar corporation. This is Raven. Peace, out.) Ugh. Me and my darn mouth. THis is all BlueEyez' fault, for not being here to take my insults.
Well, I've discussed millennium items and still have a lot of time on my hands, because BlueEyez told me we'd lose all our readers if the stories were short and boring. If only killing BlueEyez didn't mean killing Raven too, I'd be all over the idea. Darn Raven, not having her own body.
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I think I should take the little time we have left to discuss the dangers of Domino City in brief. You may want to read this section. Or you will die. There are main dangers we should know about as of now.
1. Yugi's puzzle. Do NOT try to snatch that thing, like I said, you'd need a whole lot more than a cold pack and some aspirin, you'd need hours of psychologist sessions. Trust me. and you may see a side of you you never wanted to see. Such as, a big fat horrific clown. Uuuuuuggh I'm going to be sick.
2. Ryou's ring. Yeah, Ryou's sweet and innocent enough. Too innocent. His ring's spirit is a tomb robber who's evil and likes to play insane games.
3. Malik's rod. Can take control of minds. and does so on a regular basis. and is a dagger. but I said that earlier. Plus Malik's crazy, so that doesn't make matters any better.
4. Malik's Yami. Makes Malik look like...Mokuba. Very crazy. Forget dark allies, don't be caught in the same borough as this freak. Of course, you can recognize him a mile away with that hair. Can you say, Dragon Ball Z gone wacko?
5. Dead 10-year-old stepbrothers. They will drag you into virtual reality where you will be faced to defeat your old employees who are so old you're amazed they can remember your name, let alone how they vow revenge upon you, and then he will duel you, beat you, and turn you to stone (A/N: I cried for an hour after that...) Pardon me, readers, I believe Raven just mumbled a confession. (A/N: Not raven! ^_^) I HATE YOU, BLUEEYEZ, AND IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF ME RATHER THAN A VOICE MAKING AUTHOR'S NOTES I WOULD THROW SOMETHING LARGE AND HEAVY AT YOU? (A/N: Like Joey?) Ugh. I am now struggling to ignore her. Anyway, so, you'll get turned to stone and have Pharoah dude come and rescue you. yeah. Avoid the stepbrothers.
6. BlueEyez. Sure, you think Raven's the evil one because she looks darker, and BlueEyez has those big, innocent eyes that I hate so much, but she's pure evil. Raven is just an innocent pawn in her plan. (A/N: I beg your pardon?) Yes, BlueEyez, I am insulting you. (A/N hello...not BlueEyez...) Okay. BlueEyez is so getting it after I write this. So, BlueEyez is worse than Malik because Malik doesn't even pretend to be sweet. If you ever find yourself befriending BlueEyez, stop and think for a moment.If you are befriending BlueEyez just because you like Raven, congratulations. You, like me, are a resourceful person.
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Seto: What was that, with all the author's notes?
BlueEyez: Comedy. You were boring me.
Seto: and why did you and Raven keep confusing me?
Raven: We didn't. We accidently kept making author's notes, without regard for each other's notes.
Yami: BlueEyez, I thought that coke was supposed to be caffein-free.
BlueEyez: Didn't say nothin' about sugar ^_^
Seto: I hoped that your hyper insanity could not hurt me in my own story. I was wrong. Anyway, please R & R.
