Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban AND the
Goblet of Phoenix
1 The Doors Are Opened
Hermione, Harry and Ron are sitting in the common room looking deep in thought.
Suddenly Harry jumps up. "We gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!"
Hermione also jumps up. "Don't you have a thing for saving people, Harry? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?"
"Why aren't you talking about Vicky, Hermione? We know you love him!!!! Everyone likes good old Vicky!" says Ron his voice dripping with deep sarcasm and jealousy.
"No really, guys, we gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!" Harry says urgently.
"NO, HARRY! WE DON'T NEED TO SAVE HIM!!! YOU HAVE A THING FOR SAVING PEOPLE! DON'T YOU, HARRY?!!!! DON'T YOU?!!!!" Hermione screams.
Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape and Moody walk in. They position themselves in a straight line. "Is there anything wrong, students? We heard yelling," Dumbledore asks.
Harry, Ron and Hermione point to each other and yell, "They won't listen to me!"
Lockhart walks in and into the line of teachers. "I'm sure I can be of help. I know just the charm."
Dumbledore holds up his woolly socks. "Now, now, my socks will solve the problem. They are all powerful."
"I think you're breaking rules. I know you are! I am the bearer of the rules and I know every single one. I'll prove it #1. All students must not complain about other students #2. Woolly socks are not allowed on school grounds. #3.Students must not sing or yell-" McGonagall starts to say 50 of the rules and then makes her destination higher- to 5 million.
"I think I'll sing a song about Vicky since we all love him so much... Vicky is the greatest. Hermione loves him. Vicky is the greatest. Everyone loves him. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah! He's the smartest, coolest, best lookin' guy on Earth!" Ron sings.
"SINGING IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!! #3. STUDENTS MUST NOT SING OR YELL!!!!!!!!!!" McGonagall shouts abandoning her 5 million rules.
Lockhart steps forward and raises his wand. "I know exactly the spell to make him stop!"
Snape pushes Lockhart back into line and steps forward "No you don't! You are the most hopeless Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts has ever had! I should be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! ME! NOT YOU! ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!"
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE! I WILL FIX THIS MINOR PROBLEM! All you inexperienced people step back!" shouts Moody
"V is for Vicky that's good enough for me
V is for Vicky that's good enough for me
V is for Vicky that's good enough for meeeeeeee
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky starts with V!" Ron sings.
"YOU IDIOT! You only made him change songs!" Lockhart says pompously.
Fred and George Weasley come in on their broomsticks followed by the rest of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, (including Wood even though Ron is the keeper of the Quidditch team too). "C'mon Ron, snap out of it!" George yells.
The rest of the Quidditch team all yell (although Ginny is not there but is also part of the Quidditch team) "Yeah, Ron! You're being weird!"
"That's not what I said!" George says calmly.
Lockhart steps forward. "Obviously, nothing is working! Let me perform my spell, (Made it myself you know)!"
Dumbledore steps forward. "This is despicable! My socks will set this right!"
Professor McGonagall stamps her foot. "No they won't! THEY ARE AGAINST THE RULES!!"
"WILL NO ONE LISTEN? We gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!!" Harry screams while jumping around.
While Harry continues to jump up and down Hermione screams, "HARRY, SHUT UP! YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HAVE A THING FOR SAVING PEOPLE!"
"STOP YELLING! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES! #3. STUDENTS MUST NOT SING OR YELL!!!!!!!!!!" McGonagall loses her temper.
"Hey, Hermione!
I think
You're fine
You really blow my mind
I just want you to knoooow
I wanna be your Viktor Krum
Hey, Hermione!" Ron sings again, this time with a dance.
"STOP SINGING! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" yells McGonagall who has completely forgotten about her 5 million rules.
George flies over to McGonagall. "Professor? Are you okay? You seem a little more high-strung than usual... "
"Yeah, Professor, you're wacky!" screams the rest of the quidditch team.
"That's not what I said!" George screams back.
Dumbledore walks over to George and whispers, "She'll be okay just as long as my socks are functional, which they are! Everything will be fine in a matter of hours."
Fred flies over behind Dumbledore and says, " Er- okay, Headmaster, um...... We were wondering what happened to Ginny? We need her for our game."
"She has been taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. I have been TRYING to tell you all! We need to find this Chamber! And the only way to get in is to find the Goblet of Phoenix," Harry yells.
"OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!!" yells Fred.
"All will be back to normal in a matter of hours. My socks will solve the problemo." Dumbledore says in his annoyingly calm voice.
"WE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! Rule #7891.) Students shall not go off looking for hidden chambers!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am the most qualified candidate for the defense against the dark arts job! NO ONE ELSE BUT ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
George goes over to Fred and whispers so that the quidditch team can't hear, "Look it Snape! He wants the job more than usual." Fred snickers.
Unfortunately, (though funny for us) the quidditch team heard. "Professor, you're a maniac!"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID!" George says loudly. Strangely, Fred is laughing.
George puts that odd laughing behind him and remembers Ginny was taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. "We've got to do something, regardless of what the rules are, Professors!"
"NO, I SHOULD BE THE DEFFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!" Snape yells again.
"Hello Hermione,
This is Ron, Hermione.
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're looking swell, Hermione,
We can tell, Hermione
You're still growin'
You're still crowin'
Goin' strong!
We feel the room swaying,
For the band's playing,
One of your old favorite songs from
Way back when
SoooOO
Take her wrap, Viktor!
Find her an empty lap, Viktor!
Hermione'll never go away!
Hermione'll never go away!
Hermione'll never go away again!" Ron sings with his special dance.
Fred and George fly over to Ron and shout in unison, "RON! START WORRYING MORE ABOUT GINNY!"
The quidditch team definitely heard that. "Yeah, Ron, you sing badly!"
George loses his patience now. "THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID YOU STUPID PRATS!"
"Come on, George! They're just having a bit of fun! You don't have to start calling names now do we?"
All of the teachers had forgotten their line and were standing in various places around the Gryffindor common room.
Everyone started arguing about what to do. Then yelling. Then screaming.
Over all the noise Lockhart tried to shout, "I'll perform my spell now!"
All of a sudden there was a poof and tons smoke. Everyone was silent. When finally the smoke cleared, 19 people stood facing the characters from Harry Potter. 19 people, 6 separate worlds. Five were Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Gollum, and Aragorn from Middle Earth. Two others were Alanna and George of Tortall. There also was Holly, Chix, Artemis, and Juliet from the Haven. Next was a foursome, Nita, Kit, Dairine and Ponch from the Time Heart. Also there were Stanley and Zero from Camp Greenlake but last in line (but not least) was Charlotte Doyle from her ship.
No one seemed to want to break the silence. Finally George said, "Well now you've done it, Professor Lockhart!"
"Yeah, Professor, you're horrible!" yelled the quidditch team.
"I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" George screamed back. He was starting to get aggravated with the quidditch team
"Well, Headmaster, it seems like another job for your woolly socks now doesn't it?" Fred said sarcastically.
"You are quite right, Mr. Weasley!" Dumbledore said while Fred looked at him like he was crazy, (which he is).
"Well, I have no idea what's going on here, but if this is another person wanting me to move their planet, I'm NOT doing it!" Dairine said exasperated.
"Come on Dairine, not everything revolves around you," Kit and Nita said at the same time.
"My questions where we are, why we are here, and how do we get out," Gandalf said calmly.
"Hey! Look George! That old bloke looks just like Dumbledore!" Fred yelled.
"Gandalf is more than an old bloke if I do say so myself!" Frodo comments.
"Ha! Who says so? Gandalf is an old bloke!" Gollum says.
"No, he's an almost all powerful wizard!" Sméagol yells back.
"Your Majesty, would you like me to find a way out of this place?" Alanna said with mock curtsey bow. George of Tortall gives her a wry look and then starts laughing. Soon everyone in the whole common room is laughing.
"Alanna, that was funny! I hope you know that I consider you a friend, not one of my fellow borrowers," King George comments
"What I want to know is if you have anything valuable," Artemis says.
"THEIF! I told you that you wouldn't get a lollipop if you misbehaved!" Holly yells.
"Well hello, little girl, how may I be of service?" Chix asks Hermione. She giggles but says nothing.
"HEY, BUDDY! YOU CAN HELP HER BY HELPING ME SING A SONG ABOUT HER!" Ron yells.
"I'd be honored, whatever your name is," Chix says back.
"You boys better not be planning to sing. It's against the rules," McGonagall said in her trying to be calm voice.
"What's with this hag and rules anyway?" asked Gimli.
"No idea and I'm almost positive I don't want to find out... Ron, come let's plan what song we'll sing.
"I'll see if we can get out of here any time soon," Alanna said to The Thief King.
"Hmmmm. I see you have Woolly Socks, Headmaster Dumbledore," Gandalf the White commented.
"Yes, yes, I do. They are all powerful!" Dumbledore replied.
"Aaaaaah, I see... Mine are too," he says while taking out socks from the depths of his cloak.
"Our socks combined together can solve the school problem!" yelled Dumbledore.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP! THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE!" yelled Fred.
Everyone was quiet so Chix and Ron found this an opening to sing their song.
"Pig it out uh uh pig out
Pig it out uh uh uoh!
Pig it out uh uh pig out
Pig it out uh uh uoh!
I got my knife
Two forks at hand,
I got no food cause
I'm a lady's man
Got my spoon
Ladle
Full of soup
Check out the Wings
The name is Chix! Uh!
Nananananananana
Nanananananana
Nananananananana
Nananana na!
R-o-n-a-l to the d
Who is it I like?
Rat, that's Hermione.
I don't do my homework
And I hate the gnomes
All I do is quidditch eat and sleep.
You've got to gooo eat that food.
Better fix your wand before you're cursed
Keep taping it or you'll never be first!
Better fix that wand before you're cursed
Keep taping it or you'll never be first!
You've got to gooo eat that food-"
"HEY! THAT'S OUR SONG!" Stanley yells.
All of a sudden there was another bang and an albino named Harold from the circus appeared out of nowhere.
"Alright, Lockhart, you're fired!" McGonagall barked. "I can not find a way out, all of the entrances to other worlds are sealed," Alanna whispered to the Thief Lord.
"Alright, Alanna, we'll have to find another way out. But I fear there isn't much time. Order in this world is completely lost," he said.
"A wise man once said, when the lines of the elders are broken, chaos spreads through the worlds," the girl in the corner said. She was quietly listening to the various conversations and was thinking back to the days on her ship. Charlotte Doyle was her name.
"Well, if this statement is true, then it's Lockhart's fault! He made the havoc that broke the lines!" yelled Aragorn who was also listening to the conversations.
"Oh, sure, blame everything on the dumb guy! Reeeeal nice of you, Mister!" Lockhart said sarcastically from a little cage in the fire place which was enchanted to not burn.
The Gryffindor common room was slightly crowded and people were on the steps and tables.
"We should go down to the Great Hall, it will be less crowded," Fred said.
"Good idea, my twin," George said.
"Horrible idea, ugly twin!" the quidditch team yelled.
"WE'RE IDENTICAL! HE CAN'T BE UGLY UNLESS I AM! AND I'M NOT!!!!!!" George yelled back.
Everyone went down to the Great Hall and sat at the tables and finally Holly said, "What if all of the leaders of the worlds assembled a line, would the gateways be opened?"
"It's not that easy, Captain Short. All of the worlds would have to get along, after that they might be opened. Even then, I don't know if the gateways would ever seal again..." Charlotte said calmly.
"How did you know I like being called Captain Short?"
"I've kept an eye on the worlds over the years"
"Enough small talk! We've got to save Ginny!" Fred said loudly.
"Who's Ginny?!" more than half the room yelled.
"Okay, this is what happened, I saw Ron's sister Ginny get taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. I wanted to go get her right away, but the teachers sustained me! We need to find the Goblet of Phoenix. It opens the Chamber," Harry said still jumping around like a pogo stick.
"Our world is so much better than yours are!" Lockhart yelled out of the blue from his cage in the fire.
1 The Doors Are Opened
Hermione, Harry and Ron are sitting in the common room looking deep in thought.
Suddenly Harry jumps up. "We gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!"
Hermione also jumps up. "Don't you have a thing for saving people, Harry? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?"
"Why aren't you talking about Vicky, Hermione? We know you love him!!!! Everyone likes good old Vicky!" says Ron his voice dripping with deep sarcasm and jealousy.
"No really, guys, we gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!" Harry says urgently.
"NO, HARRY! WE DON'T NEED TO SAVE HIM!!! YOU HAVE A THING FOR SAVING PEOPLE! DON'T YOU, HARRY?!!!! DON'T YOU?!!!!" Hermione screams.
Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape and Moody walk in. They position themselves in a straight line. "Is there anything wrong, students? We heard yelling," Dumbledore asks.
Harry, Ron and Hermione point to each other and yell, "They won't listen to me!"
Lockhart walks in and into the line of teachers. "I'm sure I can be of help. I know just the charm."
Dumbledore holds up his woolly socks. "Now, now, my socks will solve the problem. They are all powerful."
"I think you're breaking rules. I know you are! I am the bearer of the rules and I know every single one. I'll prove it #1. All students must not complain about other students #2. Woolly socks are not allowed on school grounds. #3.Students must not sing or yell-" McGonagall starts to say 50 of the rules and then makes her destination higher- to 5 million.
"I think I'll sing a song about Vicky since we all love him so much... Vicky is the greatest. Hermione loves him. Vicky is the greatest. Everyone loves him. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah! He's the smartest, coolest, best lookin' guy on Earth!" Ron sings.
"SINGING IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!! #3. STUDENTS MUST NOT SING OR YELL!!!!!!!!!!" McGonagall shouts abandoning her 5 million rules.
Lockhart steps forward and raises his wand. "I know exactly the spell to make him stop!"
Snape pushes Lockhart back into line and steps forward "No you don't! You are the most hopeless Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts has ever had! I should be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! ME! NOT YOU! ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!"
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE! I WILL FIX THIS MINOR PROBLEM! All you inexperienced people step back!" shouts Moody
"V is for Vicky that's good enough for me
V is for Vicky that's good enough for me
V is for Vicky that's good enough for meeeeeeee
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky starts with V!" Ron sings.
"YOU IDIOT! You only made him change songs!" Lockhart says pompously.
Fred and George Weasley come in on their broomsticks followed by the rest of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, (including Wood even though Ron is the keeper of the Quidditch team too). "C'mon Ron, snap out of it!" George yells.
The rest of the Quidditch team all yell (although Ginny is not there but is also part of the Quidditch team) "Yeah, Ron! You're being weird!"
"That's not what I said!" George says calmly.
Lockhart steps forward. "Obviously, nothing is working! Let me perform my spell, (Made it myself you know)!"
Dumbledore steps forward. "This is despicable! My socks will set this right!"
Professor McGonagall stamps her foot. "No they won't! THEY ARE AGAINST THE RULES!!"
"WILL NO ONE LISTEN? We gotta find the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban and the Goblet of Phoenix!!" Harry screams while jumping around.
While Harry continues to jump up and down Hermione screams, "HARRY, SHUT UP! YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HAVE A THING FOR SAVING PEOPLE!"
"STOP YELLING! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES! #3. STUDENTS MUST NOT SING OR YELL!!!!!!!!!!" McGonagall loses her temper.
"Hey, Hermione!
I think
You're fine
You really blow my mind
I just want you to knoooow
I wanna be your Viktor Krum
Hey, Hermione!" Ron sings again, this time with a dance.
"STOP SINGING! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" yells McGonagall who has completely forgotten about her 5 million rules.
George flies over to McGonagall. "Professor? Are you okay? You seem a little more high-strung than usual... "
"Yeah, Professor, you're wacky!" screams the rest of the quidditch team.
"That's not what I said!" George screams back.
Dumbledore walks over to George and whispers, "She'll be okay just as long as my socks are functional, which they are! Everything will be fine in a matter of hours."
Fred flies over behind Dumbledore and says, " Er- okay, Headmaster, um...... We were wondering what happened to Ginny? We need her for our game."
"She has been taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. I have been TRYING to tell you all! We need to find this Chamber! And the only way to get in is to find the Goblet of Phoenix," Harry yells.
"OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!!" yells Fred.
"All will be back to normal in a matter of hours. My socks will solve the problemo." Dumbledore says in his annoyingly calm voice.
"WE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! Rule #7891.) Students shall not go off looking for hidden chambers!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am the most qualified candidate for the defense against the dark arts job! NO ONE ELSE BUT ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
George goes over to Fred and whispers so that the quidditch team can't hear, "Look it Snape! He wants the job more than usual." Fred snickers.
Unfortunately, (though funny for us) the quidditch team heard. "Professor, you're a maniac!"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID!" George says loudly. Strangely, Fred is laughing.
George puts that odd laughing behind him and remembers Ginny was taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. "We've got to do something, regardless of what the rules are, Professors!"
"NO, I SHOULD BE THE DEFFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!" Snape yells again.
"Hello Hermione,
This is Ron, Hermione.
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're looking swell, Hermione,
We can tell, Hermione
You're still growin'
You're still crowin'
Goin' strong!
We feel the room swaying,
For the band's playing,
One of your old favorite songs from
Way back when
SoooOO
Take her wrap, Viktor!
Find her an empty lap, Viktor!
Hermione'll never go away!
Hermione'll never go away!
Hermione'll never go away again!" Ron sings with his special dance.
Fred and George fly over to Ron and shout in unison, "RON! START WORRYING MORE ABOUT GINNY!"
The quidditch team definitely heard that. "Yeah, Ron, you sing badly!"
George loses his patience now. "THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID YOU STUPID PRATS!"
"Come on, George! They're just having a bit of fun! You don't have to start calling names now do we?"
All of the teachers had forgotten their line and were standing in various places around the Gryffindor common room.
Everyone started arguing about what to do. Then yelling. Then screaming.
Over all the noise Lockhart tried to shout, "I'll perform my spell now!"
All of a sudden there was a poof and tons smoke. Everyone was silent. When finally the smoke cleared, 19 people stood facing the characters from Harry Potter. 19 people, 6 separate worlds. Five were Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Gollum, and Aragorn from Middle Earth. Two others were Alanna and George of Tortall. There also was Holly, Chix, Artemis, and Juliet from the Haven. Next was a foursome, Nita, Kit, Dairine and Ponch from the Time Heart. Also there were Stanley and Zero from Camp Greenlake but last in line (but not least) was Charlotte Doyle from her ship.
No one seemed to want to break the silence. Finally George said, "Well now you've done it, Professor Lockhart!"
"Yeah, Professor, you're horrible!" yelled the quidditch team.
"I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" George screamed back. He was starting to get aggravated with the quidditch team
"Well, Headmaster, it seems like another job for your woolly socks now doesn't it?" Fred said sarcastically.
"You are quite right, Mr. Weasley!" Dumbledore said while Fred looked at him like he was crazy, (which he is).
"Well, I have no idea what's going on here, but if this is another person wanting me to move their planet, I'm NOT doing it!" Dairine said exasperated.
"Come on Dairine, not everything revolves around you," Kit and Nita said at the same time.
"My questions where we are, why we are here, and how do we get out," Gandalf said calmly.
"Hey! Look George! That old bloke looks just like Dumbledore!" Fred yelled.
"Gandalf is more than an old bloke if I do say so myself!" Frodo comments.
"Ha! Who says so? Gandalf is an old bloke!" Gollum says.
"No, he's an almost all powerful wizard!" Sméagol yells back.
"Your Majesty, would you like me to find a way out of this place?" Alanna said with mock curtsey bow. George of Tortall gives her a wry look and then starts laughing. Soon everyone in the whole common room is laughing.
"Alanna, that was funny! I hope you know that I consider you a friend, not one of my fellow borrowers," King George comments
"What I want to know is if you have anything valuable," Artemis says.
"THEIF! I told you that you wouldn't get a lollipop if you misbehaved!" Holly yells.
"Well hello, little girl, how may I be of service?" Chix asks Hermione. She giggles but says nothing.
"HEY, BUDDY! YOU CAN HELP HER BY HELPING ME SING A SONG ABOUT HER!" Ron yells.
"I'd be honored, whatever your name is," Chix says back.
"You boys better not be planning to sing. It's against the rules," McGonagall said in her trying to be calm voice.
"What's with this hag and rules anyway?" asked Gimli.
"No idea and I'm almost positive I don't want to find out... Ron, come let's plan what song we'll sing.
"I'll see if we can get out of here any time soon," Alanna said to The Thief King.
"Hmmmm. I see you have Woolly Socks, Headmaster Dumbledore," Gandalf the White commented.
"Yes, yes, I do. They are all powerful!" Dumbledore replied.
"Aaaaaah, I see... Mine are too," he says while taking out socks from the depths of his cloak.
"Our socks combined together can solve the school problem!" yelled Dumbledore.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP! THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE!" yelled Fred.
Everyone was quiet so Chix and Ron found this an opening to sing their song.
"Pig it out uh uh pig out
Pig it out uh uh uoh!
Pig it out uh uh pig out
Pig it out uh uh uoh!
I got my knife
Two forks at hand,
I got no food cause
I'm a lady's man
Got my spoon
Ladle
Full of soup
Check out the Wings
The name is Chix! Uh!
Nananananananana
Nanananananana
Nananananananana
Nananana na!
R-o-n-a-l to the d
Who is it I like?
Rat, that's Hermione.
I don't do my homework
And I hate the gnomes
All I do is quidditch eat and sleep.
You've got to gooo eat that food.
Better fix your wand before you're cursed
Keep taping it or you'll never be first!
Better fix that wand before you're cursed
Keep taping it or you'll never be first!
You've got to gooo eat that food-"
"HEY! THAT'S OUR SONG!" Stanley yells.
All of a sudden there was another bang and an albino named Harold from the circus appeared out of nowhere.
"Alright, Lockhart, you're fired!" McGonagall barked. "I can not find a way out, all of the entrances to other worlds are sealed," Alanna whispered to the Thief Lord.
"Alright, Alanna, we'll have to find another way out. But I fear there isn't much time. Order in this world is completely lost," he said.
"A wise man once said, when the lines of the elders are broken, chaos spreads through the worlds," the girl in the corner said. She was quietly listening to the various conversations and was thinking back to the days on her ship. Charlotte Doyle was her name.
"Well, if this statement is true, then it's Lockhart's fault! He made the havoc that broke the lines!" yelled Aragorn who was also listening to the conversations.
"Oh, sure, blame everything on the dumb guy! Reeeeal nice of you, Mister!" Lockhart said sarcastically from a little cage in the fire place which was enchanted to not burn.
The Gryffindor common room was slightly crowded and people were on the steps and tables.
"We should go down to the Great Hall, it will be less crowded," Fred said.
"Good idea, my twin," George said.
"Horrible idea, ugly twin!" the quidditch team yelled.
"WE'RE IDENTICAL! HE CAN'T BE UGLY UNLESS I AM! AND I'M NOT!!!!!!" George yelled back.
Everyone went down to the Great Hall and sat at the tables and finally Holly said, "What if all of the leaders of the worlds assembled a line, would the gateways be opened?"
"It's not that easy, Captain Short. All of the worlds would have to get along, after that they might be opened. Even then, I don't know if the gateways would ever seal again..." Charlotte said calmly.
"How did you know I like being called Captain Short?"
"I've kept an eye on the worlds over the years"
"Enough small talk! We've got to save Ginny!" Fred said loudly.
"Who's Ginny?!" more than half the room yelled.
"Okay, this is what happened, I saw Ron's sister Ginny get taken into the Philosopher's Chamber of Azkaban. I wanted to go get her right away, but the teachers sustained me! We need to find the Goblet of Phoenix. It opens the Chamber," Harry said still jumping around like a pogo stick.
"Our world is so much better than yours are!" Lockhart yelled out of the blue from his cage in the fire.
